I'm never one to, ahem, prattle on about the G Website but...
As well as showing the final of the new £200 on the Saturday and not having the day one details on Friday (previously pointed out by Brother Donksalot), they are still showing the golf and poker day on Thu 9, even though the golf day has been...cancelled.
Someone managed to book it for a day the golf course is CLOSED! Kalam? They staging a comedy night on the 18th green? Guess the £100 FO will run anyway?
Also, no mention of the early bird chip bonus coming back. Is it defo returning?
Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
Greg Sighmuns 20 3 0 1 2 80 4.00
Tightend 28 2 2 3 3 95 3.39
Sir Donksalot 51 4 3 2 4 164 3.22
Boer Wars 98 10 2 6 13 294 3.00 *
Celtic 34 3 0 0 6 97 2.85 *
G-Rodge 56 6 1 2 9 157 2.80
Tikay 34 3 1 2 2 92 2.71
Winkie 20 1 0 1 4 54 2.70
Jonnyplum 71 4 2 1 10 175 2.46 *
Simon G 14 0 1 1 2 33 2.36
Chompy 58 3 4 1 6 133 2.29
Evil Edna 120 7 3 4 11 270 2.25
China Mug 124 3 4 4 21 277 2.23
Claw 49 3 2 2 2 109 2.22
Unimaginative 33 2 1 1 3 72 2.18
British Gas 51 1 4 0 4 111 2.18
Rockstar 103 4 4 2 14 224 2.17
LittleRedRidingHood 39 1 1 2 6 84 2.15
Xpressman 79 2 2 4 5 146 1.85
Snatiramas 14 1 0 0 1 25 1.79
Handsome Paul 28 2 0 0 2 50 1.79 *
Luther 123 3 1 3 17 218 1.77
Pizzled 78 2 3 3 4 124 1.59
Drain Alien 45 1 1 0 7 69 1.53
Alex 12 0 0 1 1 18 1.50
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Nirvana 82 2 1 2 6 112 1.37
Dingdell 32 1 1 0 1 41 1.28
Lucky 57 2 1 0 3 54 0.95
Updated up to and including Mon 30 August
* - August total NEEDED
August table
Name Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts
Xpressman 0 1 2 1 45
British Gas 1 1 0 0 33
Tighty 1 1 0 0 27
Pizzled 0 1 1 0 27
Evil Edna 1 0 1 0 27
Claw 0 1 0 1 25
G-Rodge 1 0 0 1 21
Celtic 0 0 0 2 21
Sir Donksalot 0 1 0 0 21
Nirvana 1 0 0 1 21
Luther 0 0 0 2 16
Tikay 1 0 0 0 15
Chompy 0 0 1 1 13
Bernard 0 0 0 2 12
Jonnyplums 0 0 0 1 7
Previous monthly winners...
January Luther
February Boer Wars
March China Mug
April Celtic
May China Mug
June Rockstar
July Evil Edna
Scrabble League
Name Played Won Lost Bonus Pts +/- Score
Chompy 21 16 5 7 53 +1108 2.52
TightEnd 8 6 2 1 19 +226 2.38
Nirvana 2 0 2 0 0 -16 0
Sir Donksalot 1 0 1 0 0 -161 0
Holdyfoldy 2 0 2 0 0 -211 0
Evil Edna 6 0 6 0 0 -246 0
Dingdell 4 0 4 0 0 -701 0
While a few Luton hard-hitters were at The Vic, including Danny D'Boring and George Michael, Edna was doing what she does best, taking care of business at the G.
Another 18pts to the evil duck-etcher after holding off the challenges of former Dallas Cowboys' head coach Jimmy Johnson and a relly of Kettle Nathwani among others. Also, another bold showing for Luton's very own John Travolta Andy Liew, his third final table in less than a week.
The following players, I need that mythical monthly total please:
Boer Wars
Celtic
Jonnyplumfairy
Handsome Paul
Also, since it seems unlikely that British Gas will be attending tonight's rookie thing in his funeral director's suit and even less likely that he'll attain a top-two finish, I hereby award the monthly prize to Xpressman. No trophy unf.
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