Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

so tmw is a 100 freezeout ? 830 start right ?

From Chumpy earlier J...


Tomorrow...
Thurs 9th GOLF AND POKER DAY     
£100 No Limit Hold'em Freezeout 10,000pt 8.30pm

[tikay]

Anyone going tonight? Need someone to buy me in please. Gotta get those bonus chips.

Graham, I would be delighted to buy you in tonight providing I get out of here in time ,(A+E John Radcliffe Oxford)As you know I got hit on the head by a cricket ball yesterday afternoon and Im still not sure whether its Monday, Tuesday, or Picaddilly, I seem to remember something about Dinner next week but the rest apart from your wonderful suprise visit today is just a blur.

Apparently I made the Moderators on some of our forums very cross by writing nice things about people who I dislike and even some we banned years ago, what a muddle!

Im about to be wheeled off for yet another brain scan Im wondering if they are having difficulty finding one!

Anyway I shall try and make it tonight to buy you a ticket, I will leave it with my other friend drain allen (do you think he's a bit odd? I mean funny first name? or is it me ? ) doubt I will play though,just give me the cash next week or Whenever
 
I think the Nurse put the daffodil in water,and thanks very kindly for the grape,I shall eat it later

Yours aye

Stephen

Ps your secret about the parade in Brighton is safe with me, but might not be a good idea to tell everyone about it,there are some very peculier people about !

OMG - This is all becoming too much to handle.
Two posts from Mr K in as many days, and both rather lighthearted and entertaining achingly funny.
Has someone hacked BF's Blonde account?
gg wp sir.
Welcome to the thread. 

And anyway, who the Fark is this Graham geezer? never heard of him imo.

   Drainy.

ps - hope your head's ok, obv.

FYP

[Drain Alien]

I couldn't go THAT far Gramps, obv - but yes, v amusing.

[Hellmuth]

Fantastic effort at the G last night. . . . . .

Decided to gift celtic my chips in a "if i take the chance and win ill win the tournament but i dont want to have to play at only 2 x the chip average" move or be here until 2 and bubble again.

  board - Celtic shoves his fishy Ace-King after the flop - I make the perfect call with  and am left with little remaining

I have never cashed when im due to fly out the next morning on the 0655 and the hour drive home usually means i start to get a bit stressed and take all draws on - guess the never cashing record i will keep now but i just hope those chips made the money after such a soft call.

Good week - Bad Play Night

[celtic]

3rd in the end. AK no good v J6 for a 500k pot.

[the sicilian]

3rd in the end. AK no good v J6 for a 500k pot.

Did you have 3 bb each or 4?

[HOLDorFOLD]

So £100 FO tonight then?

Any one know the levels, is it 30 throughout, 45 x 2 then a crapshoot 20mins after?

Fancy going tonight but not sure whether it will be worth it.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
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Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    6       178      3.49
Tightend             28     2    2    3    3       95       3.39
G-Rodge              56     6    1    2    11      172      3.07
Celtic               42     4    0    1    6       127      3.02
Tikay                34     3    1    3    2       101      2.97
Boer Wars            106    10   2    6    13      294      2.77
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70
Claw                 50     4    2    2    3       135      2.70
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Chompy               58     3    4    1    6       133      2.29
Evil Edna            120    7    3    4    11      270      2.25
China Mug            124    3    4    4    21      277      2.23
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
British Gas          51     1    4    0    4       111      2.18
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17
LittleRedRidingHood  39     1    1    2    6       84       2.15
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01
Snatiramas           14     1    0    0    1       25       1.79
Luther               123    3    1    3    17      218      1.77
Pizzled              78     2    3    3    4       124      1.59
Drain Alien          45     1    1    0    7       69       1.53
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              82     2    1    2    6       112      1.37
Dingdell             32     1    1    0    1       41       1.28
Lucky                57     3    1    0    3       72       1.26

Updated up to and including Wed 8 September

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               1    0    1    0       30
Lucky                1    0    0    0       18
G-Rodge              0    0    0    2       15
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    2       14
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       13
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    0    0    1       11
Tikay                0    0    1    0       9

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         21     16     5      7      53     +1108   2.52
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      21     +156    2.10
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      6      0      6      0      0      -246    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

It takes a 'special' kind of player to go deep on Wankers' Wednesday. Someone who can avoid running AA into JJ (sigh). Someone who can wait paitently until the final two tables before shoving KQ over the top of an early rise and a re-rise for either 4xBB or 50xBB (nothing in between). Never, ever, ever, never again for me.
Still, Celtic managed to outwank 81 midweek tossers and claim third for 15pts (9 + 6), with Clawbird (11pts) also getting busy with her hands to nick fifth.
Top pumpage also by G-Rodge, who managed ninth for 7pts, ahead of Yoda (Lovejoy does a fine impression; ask to hear it some time).

[celtic]

3rd in the end. AK no good v J6 for a 500k pot.

Did you have 3 bb each or 4?

Lol we were very deep.12 bigs.

[celtic]

Hi GMAN. How is your ear today? :-)

[Poker_Monkey]

So £100 FO tonight then?

Any one know the levels, is it 30 throughout, 45 x 2 then a crapshoot 20mins after?

Fancy going tonight but not sure whether it will be worth it.

Its 30 miuns all the way or at lest thats what nina was saying last week

[Claw75]

Hi GMAN. How is your ear today? :-)

lol - was quite funny (presuming it has now been easily sorted of course).  Halfway through the evening the rubber bit of one of Graham's earphones came off and got stuck right down in his ear canal.  Marilyn attempted a removal job with a pair of tweezers but that only resulted in said object being pushed further down.  Graham makes a couple of dubious all in calls saying 'I'm trying to get knocked out - I need to go to the hospital' before the obvious treble up.  Once he'd made the final table the urge to rush to A&E seemed to have diminished as he was happily folding his 1.5bb stack for hours on end in an attempt to ladder

[Poker_Monkey]

Hi GMAN. How is your ear today? :-)

lol - was quite funny (presuming it has now been easily sorted of course).  Halfway through the evening the rubber bit of one of Graham's earphones came off and got stuck right down in his ear canal.  Marilyn attempted a removal job with a pair of tweezers but that only resulted in said object being pushed further down.  Graham makes a couple of dubious all in calls saying 'I'm trying to get knocked out - I need to go to the hospital' before the obvious treble up.  Once he'd made the final table the urge to rush to A&E seemed to have diminished as he was happily folding his 1.5bb stack for hours on end in an attempt to ladder

Mmmmmm thats got to hurt

[Chompy]

LOLZ @ Mazzer prodding around in there with a pair of tweezers.

[  ] good idea

Get some proper headphones like Hellmuth Jr Jr's. You'll never get one of them stuck in yer lughole.

[tikay]

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