Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
Vacant
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Sir Donksalot 60 6 3 2 9 231 3.85 *
Tikay 40 4 1 3 5 138 3.45 *
Tightend 36 3 2 3 4 117 3.25
Greg Sighmuns 30 4 0 1 2 95 3.17
G-Rodge 81 9 1 2 15 253 3.12
Celtic 63 6 1 1 9 196 3.11
Boer Wars 117 10 2 6 15 307 2.62
Chompy 73 5 5 1 7 182 2.49
Simon G 14 0 1 1 2 33 2.36
Xpressman 99 2 3 3 7 224 2.26
Claw 64 4 2 3 3 144 2.25
Unimaginative 33 2 1 1 3 72 2.18
Jonnyplum 87 4 3 1 10 187 2.15
Winkie 26 1 0 1 4 54 2.08
Evil Edna 156 8 3 4 14 314 2.03
China Mug 146 3 4 5 22 293 2.01
Rockstar 118 4 4 2 16 235 1.99
LittleRedRidingHood 44 1 1 2 6 84 1.91
British Gas 64 1 4 0 4 111 1.73
Luther 143 3 1 3 21 245 1.71
Pizzled 90 2 4 4 4 148 1.64
Snatiramas 16 1 0 0 1 25 1.56
Lucky 82 3 2 0 7 123 1.50
Drain Alien 51 1 1 0 8 75 1.47
Dingdell 41 1 2 0 1 56 1.37
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Nirvana 95 2 1 2 8 126 1.33
Alex 14 0 0 1 1 18 1.29
Handsome Paul 43 2 0 0 2 50 1.16
Updated up to and including Thu 28 October
* - October total needed
October table
Name Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts
Xpressman 2 1 1 1 65
G-Rodge 1 0 0 5 51
Sir Donksalot 2 0 0 2 47
Chompy 2 1 0 0 42
Lucky 0 1 0 3 33
Tikay 1 0 0 2 32
Celtic 1 0 0 2 30
Luther 0 0 0 3 20
Evil Edna 0 0 0 3 19
Bernard 0 0 1 1 16
Ding 0 1 0 0 15
Nirvana 0 0 0 2 14
Boer Wars 0 0 0 2 13
Pizzled 0 1 0 0 12
Rockstar 0 0 0 2 11
Drainy 0 0 0 1 6
Previous monthly winners...
January Luther
February Boer Wars
March China Mug
April Celtic
May China Mug
June Rockstar
July Evil Edna
August Xpressman
September Celtic
Scrabble League
Name Played Won Lost Bonus Pts +/- Score
Clawbird 5 4 1 1 9 +275 1.80
Chompy 31 22 9 11 55 +1496 1.77
TightEnd 10 7 3 1 15 +156 1.50
Lucky 3 1 2 0 2 -69 0.67
Evil Edna 16 5 11 0 10 -821 0.63
Nirvana 4 0 4 0 0 -116 0
Sir Donksalot 1 0 1 0 0 -161 0
Holdyfoldy 2 0 2 0 0 -211 0
Dingdell 4 0 4 0 0 -701 0
That wasn't poker last night, that was anti-poker. I've had time to chew it over and, after a phone discussion with Sweaty Terry this morning, have decided results from Circus Circus are now null and void.
Half seven The Sweatster was on the dog this morning, half bleedin' seven! As with all official calls from league headquarters, I taped what was said:
"Maaawning Chompy, it's Tel. Just spoke to some of the elders and they want to know what the bleedin' hell you're playing at including Circus results? Look at the bleedin' thread title for fark sake!
"I had two phone calls from league players complaining last night while I was driving me old mucker The Marquis for a beard trim at Bernie the barber's, and that's two too many.
"The first guy was close to tears. Something about dealers trying to play the game and not listening when you tell them they're beat. If you ask me he was high on white spirit. 'Brush stroke-sob-brush stroke-sob-wine bottle cork pops-sob-brush stroke'. That's how it went. I had to hang up in the end.
"The second guy was a lot more eloquent. 'What to do?' he asked, 'Had aces'. 'Young type utg raised four ex and I re-popped. There's no way he could have had two pictures is there Tel? I mean, in a £50er at Circus Circus? Tel? It just didn't make any sense. Tel, Tel?'
"Anyways, stop your farking about Chompy and focus on the weekly results email from the G. That's the job you was given and that's the job you should be doing for fark sake."
I consider myself told...
The following donks, I need your October totals please...
Sir Donksalot
Tikay
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