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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2009, 03:13:50 PM »

nice read WSOP  - especially as i was on your table (to Pabs right).

Pab played great - really steady away for the levels i played against him.

Without wanting to sound bitter - if I was you - id ignoring 'owning' legends like Pab  and go for the value on your left (mr JJ!!!!!). Even thou he had position on you - id have been in as many pots as possible with that clown!

FYI - the guy to my right was also pretty handy too - rivermanl on line! - Sigh - we had a tough table!



LOL at this advice from you. I turned around to see you barrelling off to Pab who read through your soul and called you with the A9. I was pretty certain you already had the ' I bluffed Pab' brag post written out.
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM »


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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2009, 03:30:41 PM »

nice read WSOP  - especially as i was on your table (to Pabs right).

Pab played great - really steady away for the levels i played against him.

Without wanting to sound bitter - if I was you - id ignoring 'owning' legends like Pab  and go for the value on your left (mr JJ!!!!!). Even thou he had position on you - id have been in as many pots as possible with that clown!

FYI - the guy to my right was also pretty handy too - rivermanl on line! - Sigh - we had a tough table!



LOL at this advice from you. I turned around to see you barrelling off to Pab who read through your soul and called you with the A9. I was pretty certain you already had the ' I bluffed Pab' brag post written out.

i thought pab had the Ace but couldnt see him calling a bad Ace on that baord. If Pab called and lost that hand he was left with <6k - so i figured he was laying it down on the river  - that why i fired the final barrel.

Having gone through this hand with Middy i can now see how Pab sees it - but I can pretty much gurantee that most players lay down their A9 there!

but you can rest assured - one thought which didnt come to mind was 'owning pab'

[  ] my post was mainly about Pab
[  ] you know me well
[  ] you know my game
[  ] you have played a live MTT with me
[  ] soul read
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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2009, 04:55:50 PM »

You said you would ignore owning players like Pab, yet you try and do the same yourself, this is the point I was making.

[  ] I know you well
[  ] Word on the grapevine is that you are good
[X] From players who have played with you/know your game
[X] soul read
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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2009, 05:21:40 PM »

You said you would ignore owning players like Pab, yet you try and do the same yourself, this is the point I was making.

[  ] I know you well
[  ] Word on the grapevine is that you are good
[X] From players who have played with you/know your game
[X] soul read

now re-read the entire sentence and realise it has very little to do with Pab, even less to do with me owning Pab.

Without wanting to sound bitter - if I was you - id ignoring 'owning' legends like Pab  and go for the value on your left (mr JJ!!!!!).

the OP - would know what this means. I played 2 hands with Pab all day (as much as I remember), that certainly isnt the actions of a man trying to 'own' someone.

Like I said above, I had no desire to own pab - i genuinely believed that he wouldnt call and leave himself with 6k -it was my thoughts - i went with it - i was wrong - thats the game.

Just out of interest, as you are absolutely certain that I was trying to own him, can you tell me how the action panned out? what the board read and how the betting went? You will obviously know this if you were so certain i was trying to 'own him' - especially as I didnt even show my hand and therefore you are 100% reliant on someone else telling you what I held.

its good to see that you form your own opinions about people prior to casting judgement. It shows a real maturity! Ive heard that the grapevine is a wonderful place to pick up a fountain of knowledge about everything in life. Well done buddy - you keep believing everything your friends tell you! Dont worry about finding things out for yourself.

Im not going to sit here and defend my game - i think given my low volume I do OK, and I am happy with that. I have little desire to be a professional poker player. I enjoy it as a past time, I am very competitive and I like to win. I take losing very badly. Anyone that actually knows me (including some of your acquaintances) will tell you that I am a very different person at the table than I am away from it!
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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2009, 05:23:36 PM »

 
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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2009, 05:31:45 PM »

You said you would ignore owning players like Pab, yet you try and do the same yourself, this is the point I was making.

[  ] I know you well
[  ] Word on the grapevine is that you are good
[X] From players who have played with you/know your game
[X] soul read

now re-read the entire sentence and realise it has very little to do with Pab, even less to do with me owning Pab.

Without wanting to sound bitter - if I was you - id ignoring 'owning' legends like Pab  and go for the value on your left (mr JJ!!!!!).

the OP - would know what this means. I played 2 hands with Pab all day (as much as I remember), that certainly isnt the actions of a man trying to 'own' someone.

Like I said above, I had no desire to own pab - i genuinely believed that he wouldnt call and leave himself with 6k -it was my thoughts - i went with it - i was wrong - thats the game.

Just out of interest, as you are absolutely certain that I was trying to own him, can you tell me how the action panned out? what the board read and how the betting went? You will obviously know this if you were so certain i was trying to 'own him' - especially as I didnt even show my hand and therefore you are 100% reliant on someone else telling you what I held.

its good to see that you form your own opinions about people prior to casting judgement. It shows a real maturity! Ive heard that the grapevine is a wonderful place to pick up a fountain of knowledge about everything in life. Well done buddy - you keep believing everything your friends tell you! Dont worry about finding things out for yourself.

Im not going to sit here and defend my game - i think given my low volume I do OK, and I am happy with that. I have little desire to be a professional poker player. I enjoy it as a past time, I am very competitive and I like to win. I take losing very badly. Anyone that actually knows me (including some of your acquaintances) will tell you that I am a very different person at the table than I am away from it!

Japes.

Ok my bad, I guess that you must have been value betting the river vs Pab which is why you snap mucked. I saw the hand, not that I remember exact amounts but I am pretty sure you check called flop, lead turn and lead river.

You say you only played two hands vs Pab but the OP also said he wanted to own Pab in one hand, just because you only played 2 hands vs him doesn't mean you didnt want to try and own him.

I have met you before, I have seen you play once or twice and I have read hands that have been reported so I am forming my own opinion of your game as well as taking on other peoples opinion of your game.

"Without wanting to sound bitter - if I was you - id ignoring 'owning' legends like Pab  and go for the value on your left (mr JJ!!!!!). "

I have reread the above sentence, and have reread the OP and my posts and can only assume that the vital part of this is "if I was you", meaning you wouldn't be looking to bluff Pab if you was the OP but it is ok if you are as good as you which is why you tried to. But got soul read.

Mad Japes.

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« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2009, 05:35:02 PM »

rookie you japer, stop using japes so much!
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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2009, 05:36:16 PM »

Outragous miles ahead on my card
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2009, 05:37:39 PM »

Outragous miles ahead on my card

Ah I didn't realise he was a Liverpool fan too.
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« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2009, 05:39:34 PM »

If he is , I'm oblivious to that fact.
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2009, 05:43:11 PM »

If he is , I'm oblivious to that fact.

Ah, just because i'm Chelsea then.
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« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2009, 05:47:10 PM »

If he is , I'm oblivious to that fact.

Ah, just because i'm Chelsea then.

rookie did you make this song up?

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« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2009, 05:47:33 PM »

Immaterial who you support , stop derailing what was a good thread with your snide remarks please.
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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2009, 05:49:30 PM »

Outragous miles ahead on my card

This isn't derailing?
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