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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2010, 09:27:28 PM »

It's a good photo. Would have needed a flipping long lens to get close enough if it were alive. A Monster!

was on my phone, i was quite impressed with the pics myself tbh.
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2010, 09:32:02 PM »

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Alarm escalation

Hornets, like many social wasps, can mobilize the entire nest to sting in defense, which is highly dangerous to humans. The hornet alarm pheromone is used to raise alarm of nest attack and to identify prey, such as bees.[5] It is not advisable to kill a hornet anywhere near a nest or fag packet, as the distress signal can trigger the entire nest to attack. Materials that come in contact with pheromone, such as clothes, skin, dead prey, or hornets, must be removed from the vicinity of the hornets nest. Perfumes and other volatile chemicals can be falsely identified as pheromone by the hornets and trigger an attack. It is not advisable wear these things around hornets.


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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 09:37:02 PM »

Is this it Dewi?
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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 09:38:36 PM »

I have a squirrel living in my garden, I'll try & get a pic  thumbs up

Bloody hell Dewi, no point in us trying to help you identify it now, you have told us what it is already Wink

You told us yours was a wasp in the OP and it turned out to be hornet.

Who knows what's actually living in Dewi's garden? It is Wales after all.
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 09:39:07 PM »

No Del, this is Dewi's visitor ..

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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 09:40:30 PM »

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Alarm escalation

Hornets, like many social wasps, can mobilize the entire nest to sting in defense, which is highly dangerous to humans. The hornet alarm pheromone is used to raise alarm of nest attack and to identify prey, such as bees.[5] It is not advisable to kill a hornet anywhere near a nest or fag packet, as the distress signal can trigger the entire nest to attack. Materials that come in contact with pheromone, such as clothes, skin, dead prey, or hornets, must be removed from the vicinity of the hornets nest. Perfumes and other volatile chemicals can be falsely identified as pheromone by the hornets and trigger an attack. It is not advisable wear these things around hornets.


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Im ok, i will just plead insanity ... Wink
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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 09:43:14 PM »

One thing I know it's grey so its probs more like Kev's without the combat gear & wearing the superman badge
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 11:06:40 PM »

give that thing to my mum and she could feed me for a week hour
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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 11:14:02 PM »

What do hornets say in the summer?














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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 11:32:11 PM »

What do hornets say in the summer?














'swarm. 

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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2010, 11:57:51 PM »

Thread would get interesting if the squirrel got twatted with a newspaper and had photo next to fag box.
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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2010, 12:00:09 AM »

WE have a pet Hornet called Harry, hes been missing for a few days, hope he was only stunned

Please release harry back into the air

heres little dave holding Harry , hes very upset
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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2010, 02:26:12 PM »

Kev, clearly you need to tell us if it's a 10 Deck or 20 Deck pack of Fags, to paint a true picture of the size of the little fellow?
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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2010, 07:23:16 PM »

Could have been worse

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    * 1.0 Sweat bee: Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.
    * 1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.
    * 1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
    * 2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
    * 2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
    * 2.x Honey bee and European hornet: Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
    * 3.0 Red harvester ant: Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.
    * 3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
    * 4.0 Pepsis wasp: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.
    * 4.0+ Bullet ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.[3]


My next door neighbour got stung by a wasp a few years ago>anaphalactic shock>15 mins later it was gg
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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2010, 07:57:14 PM »

30 Hornets v 30,000 Bees - no contest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
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