letters to the guardian
Spare a thought for Wesley Sneijder today, who not only wakes up having lost the World Cup final, but also having to return to a club now coached by Rafa Benitez
When Dirk Kuyt was quoted in Friday's Fiver as saying 'We are going to attack', I had no idea he meant it so literally
I was on a date last night and my companion asked me if I wanted to 'go Dutch' on a restaurant bill. So I raked my studs down her chest, harangued the maƮtre d' and then left in tears