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« Reply #150 on: August 02, 2010, 07:09:38 PM » |
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Oh come on - how hard is a duck-sized horse going to be able to kick?
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« Reply #151 on: August 02, 2010, 07:18:29 PM » |
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50 duck-sized horses. Don't even feel this requires an explanation, it's just so obv. Like the questions they ask you on the break in x-factor.
Next pointless question please.
and cos... I reckon mark would have you. He would just wait for you to blow up in his face (no innuendo intended)
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« Reply #152 on: August 02, 2010, 07:22:23 PM » |
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Oh come on - how hard is a duck-sized horse going to be able to kick?
or a horse sized duck for that matter. how much damage is a huge flipper foot going to do? |
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« Reply #153 on: August 02, 2010, 07:26:21 PM » |
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Oh come on - how hard is a duck-sized horse going to be able to kick?
or a horse sized duck for that matter. how much damage is a huge flipper foot going to do? Forget the kicking. What about when it just starts flapping it's wings crazily and randomly snapping it's beak and moving it's head about? If any of those catch you it's game over. The duck sized horses can only cause damage to just below the knee. Because of their size I think their bite would be fairly ineffective. This leaves only one weapon which is the rear kick. So as they come towards you there's no real problem apart from the odd head butt. As long as you watch out for the ones reversing at you (which horses do badly) you're not going to get too badly hurt. As has already been said one kick would kill each horse. 50 kicks won't be easy but it'll be possible. How would we kill this horse sized duck though? You'd have to get close to it to cause any damage and that puts you in range of wild flapping. Unless it's Queensbury rules you wouldn't stand a chance. This really isn't even close. 50 little horses 100% of the time. |
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« Reply #154 on: August 02, 2010, 07:47:24 PM » |
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This is all bullshit, I reckon I could batter 50 ducks right now so I think a horse sized duck would have no problem with 50 duck sized horses, he would just stamp on them, easy.
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« Reply #155 on: August 02, 2010, 07:48:32 PM » |
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Who would win in a fight between a Barry Neville sized James Atkin and three James Atkin sized Barry Nevilles?
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« Reply #156 on: August 02, 2010, 07:49:46 PM » |
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This is all bullshit, I reckon I could batter 50 ducks right now so I think a horse sized duck would have no problem with 50 duck sized horses, he would just stamp on them, easy.
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« Reply #157 on: August 02, 2010, 08:04:16 PM » |
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Who would win in a fight between a Barry Neville sized James Atkin and three James Atkin sized Barry Nevilles?
How does this even work?! |
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« Reply #158 on: August 02, 2010, 08:04:50 PM » |
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Who would win in a fight between a Barry Neville sized James Atkin and three James Atkin sized Barry Nevilles?
I was wondering when we would get on to the real issue here. |
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« Reply #159 on: August 02, 2010, 09:17:27 PM » |
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Who would win in a fight between a Barry Neville sized James Atkin and three James Atkin sized Barry Nevilles?
I was wondering when we would get on to the real issue here. three mini Barry Neville's obv. No contest. |
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« Reply #160 on: August 02, 2010, 09:19:31 PM » |
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Oh come on - how hard is a duck-sized horse going to be able to kick?
or a horse sized duck for that matter. how much damage is a huge flipper foot going to do? Forget the kicking. What about when it just starts flapping it's wings crazily and randomly snapping it's beak and moving it's head about? If any of those catch you it's game over. The duck sized horses can only cause damage to just below the knee. Because of their size I think their bite would be fairly ineffective. This leaves only one weapon which is the rear kick. So as they come towards you there's no real problem apart from the odd head butt. As long as you watch out for the ones reversing at you (which horses do badly) you're not going to get too badly hurt. As has already been said one kick would kill each horse. 50 kicks won't be easy but it'll be possible. How would we kill this horse sized duck though? You'd have to get close to it to cause any damage and that puts you in range of wild flapping. Unless it's Queensbury rules you wouldn't stand a chance. This really isn't even close. 50 little horses 100% of the time. Thing everyone is failing to realise is the organisation. If the duck sized Horses are organised then you;d be in real trouble, you get kicked so agressivley below the knee you'd fall over and then you'd be well and truly in the shit because there's little to no way to defend yourself from 360degree ground attacks, even if there is only 20-25 left alive (pr 15 fully fit and 7,8 injured ones) At least with the one large duck you can identify its weakness (speed, and reach) and counter them, you wont be getting any suprise attacks or anything, target its legs and just avoid the wild flapping and pecking at all costs Much closer than stated imo |
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« Reply #161 on: August 02, 2010, 09:27:13 PM » |
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Who would win in a fight between a Barry Neville sized James Atkin and three James Atkin sized Barry Nevilles?
I was wondering when we would get on to the real issue here. three mini Barry Neville's obv. No contest. How about a duck sized Barry Neville and a horse sized James Atkin? That could be close. |
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« Reply #162 on: August 02, 2010, 09:29:54 PM » |
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Depends who was wearing the Ed Hardy T-Shirt/ Boss Suit/Timberland shoes * delete as applicable for the current week
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« Reply #163 on: August 02, 2010, 09:38:48 PM » |
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How about one big end thread /
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« Reply #164 on: August 02, 2010, 09:40:48 PM » |
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i want to play this challenge.
Don't think it will happen because of Mantis
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