Mantis and James "Mfckin" Keys

[outragous76]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

restart thread - let's get this done

let's throw in a charity angle so mantis will feel bad for saying no!

[EvilPie]

Thing everyone is failing to realise is the organisation. If the duck sized Horses are organised then you;d be in real trouble, you get kicked so agressivley below the knee you'd fall over and then you'd be well and truly in the shit because there's little to no way to defend yourself from 360degree ground attacks, even if there is only 20-25 left alive (pr 15 fully fit and 7,8 injured ones)

At least with the one large duck you can identify its weakness (speed, and reach) and counter them, you wont be getting any suprise attacks or anything, target its legs and just avoid the wild flapping and pecking at all costs

Much closer than stated imo

If we're going to credit the horses with organisational skills then I think it's only fair to assign a bit of fighting knowledge to the duck as well.

A Horse sized duck with some tactical fighting skillz would kick ass. You wouldn't see any wild flapping because it'd know it's own weaknesses and your's and use it's size to it's advantage.

It'd conserve it's energy until you were close enough and then wildly flap the living shit out of you.

[EvilPie]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

restart thread - let's get this done

let's throw in a charity angle so mantis will feel bad for saying no!

I think you're both straying away from the point here. We need to sort this duck / horse thing out.

Also Greekstein already does charity work. He's called Dave Penly.

[DaveShoelace]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

[GreekStein]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

restart thread - let's get this done

let's throw in a charity angle so mantis will feel bad for saying no!

I think you're both straying away from the point here. We need to sort this duck / horse thing out.

Also Greekstein already does charity work. He's called Dave Penly.

Normally charity involves something that can be helped. GrimmerDave is beyond help

[GreekStein]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

fine by me

[George2Loose]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

fine by me

Appoint someone an official go between maybe barry carter- he could do a write up

[DaveShoelace]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

fine by me

Cool its on then, Mantis and a Duck Sized Barry Neville in a rap battle with Cos and a Dave Penly Sized James Atkin with horse legs and a copy of the Deans killer roulette system on ebook

[DaveShoelace]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

fine by me

Appoint someone an official go between maybe barry carter- he could do a write up

Nah, I get all my good stories from you George, you can do it

[EvilPie]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

This.

Keys already made a perfect suggestion. 2 dealers, 6 hours, probably get 200 hands or so in.

I know it's not a huge sample but who gives a shit, this would be far more entertaining than playing 20k hands online.

I really wouldn't blame Mantis for not wanting to play 20k hands online at all disciplines. How f**king boring!!!! The man has a job and presumably a life. Why would he ever consider this unless he suddenly decided to give up on a human existence.

He's got no reason for not playing it live though so if Cos will agree to that I think he may get him.

[GreekStein]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

This.

Keys already made a perfect suggestion. 2 dealers, 6 hours, probably get 200 hands or so in.

I know it's not a huge sample but who gives a shit, this would be far more entertaining than playing 20k hands online.

I really wouldn't blame Mantis for not wanting to play 20k hands online at all disciplines. How f**king boring!!!! The man has a job and presumably a life. Why would he ever consider this unless he suddenly decided to give up on a human existence.

He's got no reason for not playing it live though so if Cos will agree to that I think he may get him.

Fine by me.

£2/5 - £5/10 and I'll play at the Vic or DTD or Luton at the GUKPT

[Doobs]

Is it too soon to suggest Dave Penly as escrow?

[George2Loose]

Look likes mantis is out of excuses

[MANTIS01]

i want to play this challenge.

Don't think it will happen because of Mantis

Just play it live

This.

Keys already made a perfect suggestion. 2 dealers, 6 hours, probably get 200 hands or so in.

I know it's not a huge sample but who gives a shit, this would be far more entertaining than playing 20k hands online.

I really wouldn't blame Mantis for not wanting to play 20k hands online at all disciplines. How f**king boring!!!! The man has a job and presumably a life. Why would he ever consider this unless he suddenly decided to give up on a human existence.

He's got no reason for not playing it live though so if Cos will agree to that I think he may get him.

Fine by me.

£2/5 - £5/10 and I'll play at the Vic or DTD or Luton at the GUKPT

£100 f/o's - whatever structure you want, as many as you like. I pretty much only comment on tournaments on PHA. And DTD is fine by me. Also you put +1 after every one of my PHA posts for 1 week after I win.

Regards the horse and duck question. Since when are horses organised? Horses are just random wild and crazy. It corrupts the question if we suggest tiny horses can outwit our flying boot. They can't. They are horses. Now the horse sized duck is an entirely different matter. That would be terrifying. The suggestion is we beat the big crazy flapping wings, mad quacking and biting with our agility skills but the reality is we die almost straight away.

[EvilPie]

With 181 replies this is the 2nd most popular PHA thread ever.

Clearly I was wrong in thinking that people were sick of Mantis and Cos' petty bickering.

Carry on gents.