what is a poker player

[gatso]

obv it's not actually impossible to read. you could trawl through it if you felt that way inclined. doubt that most people would bother though

[Moskvich]

Maybe not, but that's rather beside the point. I have to agree with Ironside's post on here, and also neeko's similar one on the other thread he started. Also some of Crippin's points elsewhere - though he might have worded them rather antagonistically, I think he's right in what he says about how some of the behaviour of regulars on here looks from the outside.

[mondatoo]

I gotta to say I think it's a bit pathetic moaning about use of paragraphs,puctuation etc etc.The words are writing in English so you can read them (unless it's me then fair enough) and if it bothers you that much just don't read it,some people just aren't very good at writing and some just don't care but to patronise them and put them down for it is pretty ridic.

[pleno1]

The guy openly admits in his post that he has already consumed a fair amount of alcohol when he was writing it,now as a long time lurker on this forum I can't help but find it amusing that so many of you regulars feel justified in patronising him by picking mistakes in his spelling or his lack of paragraphs,and are lightening quick to put this newbie in his place,honestly,given the events that have recently happened on this forum do you really think this endears you to the wider viewing audience? Do you even care? My advice (not that I expect anyone to follow it,I haven't been a member for any great length of time or got a significant no of posts to my name) is please don't treat everyone outside your little bubble as morons,not all of us are you know,sometimes people just write stuff when they are drunk.

• In before one of the lollipop guild tells me to "gtfo"

[  ] lollipop guild
[ x ] gtfo

[MANTIS01]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

[pleno1]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

stop moaning about the moaning about the moaning. ffs.

[pleno1]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

amazing post though, teach me?

[remf]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

Or....you would probably never frequent the club again,I mean you are low on confidence in the first place,it's taken 3 years and some Dutch courage to finally get up on the dancefloor and as soon as you do,the moment you take the plunge,you are surrounded by a group of regular club goers (all brilliant dancers,naturally) laughing at you,telling you how bad a dancer you are,laughing out loud at you and encouraging all their friends to laugh at you too. Yeah,if I was that guy I'd probably give the club a miss,and think twice about ever attempting dancing in public again.

[remf]

The guy openly admits in his post that he has already consumed a fair amount of alcohol when he was writing it,now as a long time lurker on this forum I can't help but find it amusing that so many of you regulars feel justified in patronising him by picking mistakes in his spelling or his lack of paragraphs,and are lightening quick to put this newbie in his place,honestly,given the events that have recently happened on this forum do you really think this endears you to the wider viewing audience? Do you even care? My advice (not that I expect anyone to follow it,I haven't been a member for any great length of time or got a significant no of posts to my name) is please don't treat everyone outside your little bubble as morons,not all of us are you know,sometimes people just write stuff when they are drunk.

• In before one of the lollipop guild tells me to "gtfo"

[  ] lollipop guild
[ x ] gtfo

Will do 

[Jon MW]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

Or....you would probably never frequent the club again,I mean you are low on confidence in the first place,it's taken 3 years and some Dutch courage to finally get up on the dancefloor and as soon as you do,the moment you take the plunge,you are surrounded by a group of regular club goers (all brilliant dancers,naturally) laughing at you,telling you how bad a dancer you are,laughing out loud at you and encouraging all their friends to laugh at you too. Yeah,if I was that guy I'd probably give the club a miss,and think twice about ever attempting dancing in public again.

And if they went to another club and used more dutch courage to dance there - and danced badly - would you expect the other regular club goers at that club to react any differently?

[outragous76]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

Or....you would probably never frequent the club again,I mean you are low on confidence in the first place,it's taken 3 years and some Dutch courage to finally get up on the dancefloor and as soon as you do,the moment you take the plunge,you are surrounded by a group of regular club goers (all brilliant dancers,naturally) laughing at you,telling you how bad a dancer you are,laughing out loud at you and encouraging all their friends to laugh at you too. Yeah,if I was that guy I'd probably give the club a miss,and think twice about ever attempting dancing in public again.

lol

so if drunken antics dont get you where you want to be in life you give up

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Ironside]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

Or....you would probably never frequent the club again,I mean you are low on confidence in the first place,it's taken 3 years and some Dutch courage to finally get up on the dancefloor and as soon as you do,the moment you take the plunge,you are surrounded by a group of regular club goers (all brilliant dancers,naturally) laughing at you,telling you how bad a dancer you are,laughing out loud at you and encouraging all their friends to laugh at you too. Yeah,if I was that guy I'd probably give the club a miss,and think twice about ever attempting dancing in public again.

lol

so if drunken antics dont get you where you want to be in life you give up

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

too boring didnt read

[MANTIS01]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

Or....you would probably never frequent the club again,I mean you are low on confidence in the first place,it's taken 3 years and some Dutch courage to finally get up on the dancefloor and as soon as you do,the moment you take the plunge,you are surrounded by a group of regular club goers (all brilliant dancers,naturally) laughing at you,telling you how bad a dancer you are,laughing out loud at you and encouraging all their friends to laugh at you too. Yeah,if I was that guy I'd probably give the club a miss,and think twice about ever attempting dancing in public again.

The nightclub isn't social services. It's just people having fun. So I don't think the other dancers are gonna miss some drunk stumbling onto the dancefloor with piss on his trousers. I am indeed a brilliant dancer myself and usually find a circle of hot girls will develop around me clapping and screaming as I point to the sky and gyrate my hips. But that's because I haven't been sick down my shirt.

[Delboy]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

Or....you would probably never frequent the club again,I mean you are low on confidence in the first place,it's taken 3 years and some Dutch courage to finally get up on the dancefloor and as soon as you do,the moment you take the plunge,you are surrounded by a group of regular club goers (all brilliant dancers,naturally) laughing at you,telling you how bad a dancer you are,laughing out loud at you and encouraging all their friends to laugh at you too. Yeah,if I was that guy I'd probably give the club a miss,and think twice about ever attempting dancing in public again.

The nightclub isn't social services. It's just people having fun. So I don't think the other dancers are gonna miss some drunk stumbling onto the dancefloor with piss on his trousers. I am indeed a brilliant dancer myself and usually find a circle of hot girls will develop around me clapping and screaming as I point to the sky and gyrate my hips. But that's because I haven't been sick down my shirt.

ahh, he may not be a good dancer now, but in the future, who knows? the others in the nightclub will never know.

[mondatoo]

I think it's pathetic to moan about the moaning. Every Friday night you go to a club with your mates and you lurk around the edge of dancefloor watching the ppl dance but not dancing yourself. And you've done that every Friday for 3 years. Then one night after necking 14 white Russians your confidence is so high you decide to make your dancefloor debut. Ta-dah. But unfortunately your drunken dancing is tez and weird. Arms flapping, too many spins, bumping into ppl. Well guess what? Them ppl are gonna think you're a terrible dancer and will edge away. However, if you make your dancefloor debut completely sober with some slicky rehearsed moves you might be in line for a bit of bum-rubbing from the other dancers.

But to go upto the person who was to nervous to dance until he had loads to drink and have a pop at him for being a shit dancer makes u a twat,FACT