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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2010, 04:08:54 PM » |
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lol the footballer from lower league division should always work. which bird is honestly going to know if you actually play for the league 1 team or not.
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2010, 05:22:43 PM » |
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online investments?
i think the truth is best though
If you've won an EPT maybe. What about when you're the 5th best player in your home game.  |
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2010, 05:35:56 PM » |
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lol the footballer from lower league division should always work. which bird is honestly going to know if you actually play for the league 1 team or not.
depends if your fat as fuck |
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Royal Flush
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2010, 05:48:06 PM » |
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Lion tamer always works
only if your dave shallow it does lol million |
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[19:44:40] Oracle: WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SPANISH HOLIDAY! TRIGGS STABLES SHIT!
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2010, 05:56:19 PM » |
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online investments?
i think the truth is best though
If you've won an EPT maybe. What about when you're the 5th best player in your home game. lolz "wow you won all that money, dont you think you should stop now before you loose it?" |
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SuuPRlim
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2010, 06:00:13 PM » |
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Ell then you work in a fish and chip shop in the White rose?
Me And a friend used to tell girls we played for York city
And once we were on holiday And one off my mate meet a girl and he told her he played for Leeds utd, she then moved to Leeds a short time after the holiday and he had to carry on with the lie for another 2 months
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2010, 06:40:27 PM » |
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I always yell them I sell stolen property
they seem to like this,... Dunno why
what normally hits it off with the chicks is
when they ask where I'm from
when I reply'''i am from my mothers verginia'''
they like that one
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one two buckle my shoe,three four,i wish i had velcro
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2010, 06:42:10 PM » |
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I always yell them I sell stolen property
they seem to like this,... Dunno why
what normally hits it off with the chicks is
when they ask where I'm from
when I reply'''i am from my mothers verginia'''
they like that one
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2010, 06:45:29 PM » |
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"im into shipping"
"oh really, what"
"large pots"
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2010, 06:59:09 PM » |
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lol the footballer from lower league division should always work. which bird is honestly going to know if you actually play for the league 1 team or not.
depends if your fat as fuck lol some footballers in lower divisions let themselves go a bit, hence why they are in that division. |
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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2010, 07:36:40 PM » |
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I always yell them I sell stolen property
they seem to like this,... Dunno why
what normally hits it off with the chicks is
when they ask where I'm from
when I reply'''i am from my mothers verginia'''
they like that one
There's no substitute for class. |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2010, 08:16:56 PM » |
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Bouncy castle repair man, started out on my own with my tool bag and a bus pass, now we've got two vans 4 blokes, an apprentice and a full time secretary!!!
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2010, 09:58:30 PM » |
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frogman for the police. Or if i really cba talking to the person blockbuster video.
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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2010, 10:18:36 PM » |
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For some reason we always used to be restraunters when we were 17-22, surely they didn't really believe us but it used to work a treat.
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« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2010, 11:42:07 PM » |
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"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara
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