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[pleno1]

literally play super well all night and have these constantly, so so boring

Full Tilt Poker Game #28739555815: Table Quadrel (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:26:05 ET - 2011/03/05
Seat 1: pads1161 ($105.40)
Seat 2: skine6 ($229.20)
skine6 posts the small blind of $0.50
pads1161 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
skine6 raises to $2
pads1161 raises to $10
skine6 raises to $18
pads1161 raises to $105.40, and is all in
skine6 calls $87.40
pads1161 shows [ ]
skine6 shows [ ]
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
pads1161 shows a pair of Aces
skine6 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
skine6 wins the pot ($210.30) with two pair, Kings and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $210.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: pads1161 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: skine6 (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($210.30) with two pair, Kings and Queens

[pleno1]

Got hugely slow rolled before. He was up 3 bis on session, I get back in game +2bis up.

He raises button, I flat with 

Flop   

I c/raise, he jams. I slowroll for a while, press the "run it twice" button and win twice against his  . Felt doubly sweet, obv.

[pleno1]

Quite an ez one.

Full Tilt Poker Game #28766729841: Table Margarita (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:14:26 ET - 2011/03/05
Seat 1: pads1161 ($161.15)
Seat 2: LFB TUBI ($135.75)
LFB TUBI posts the small blind of $0.50
pads1161 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [As ]
LFB TUBI raises to $3
pads1161 raises to $11
LFB TUBI has 15 seconds left to act
LFB TUBI calls $8
*** FLOP *** [ ]
pads1161 bets $14
LFB TUBI calls $14
*** TURN *** [ ] []
pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act
pads1161 bets $35
LFB TUBI calls $35
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
pads1161 checks
LFB TUBI bets $75.75, and is all in
pads1161 calls $75.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LFB TUBI shows [ ] a pair of Eights
pads1161 shows [As ] a pair of Eights
pads1161 wins the pot ($271) with a pair of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $271.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: pads1161 (big blind) showed [As ] and won ($271) with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: LFB TUBI (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Eights

[pleno1]

[ ] Fun weekend of grinding.

Played like 3k hands of HU on Friday night, was stuck $700, but was +1.1k so pretty sick 1.8 minus eyvee.

Get my grind on on Saturday morning instead of going to a carnival in Cadiz. I get out the hole and quickly get 1.6k in the green for the week, still 1.5k under EV which is pretty sick, fast forward 4 hours and I'm breakeven for the weekend. Sigh.

Play all the donkaments yesterday and sold 30% of myself, I played pretty good. I usually spew in MTT's, but I nitted it up early and waited for spots. I oprd every opponent and played against all the greens (fish) got chips then got ridic coolered in nearly every tournie and ran AKhh into AKsc and gg in the 109.

Railed my coach to a 2nd in the DNG on Saturday which was fun though.

I've agreed to myself not to play one more tournament in 2011, if anyone see's me regged for a tounie they can snap ask me for $10 and I'll insta send. I really, really want to be the bussssinesssss at HU cash and wasting time playign tournies is just stupid where I could be spending that time watching videos etc.

I now have subscriptions to bluefire, cardrunners, leggo and decues cracked and I'm going to spend time watching these videos when I would normally be procastinating.

So a break even weekend, but lessons learned so going to take it as a +.

Going to tapas tomorrow with work friends then watching Barce/Arsenal, should be a sick game. Will probably grind 1/2 hours tonight.

Goign to a carnival in Spain next weekend which should eb good. Thing is everybody dresses up and if you dont they look down on you as some Brit who doesn't respect their culture while they openly accept and greet alll the sluts wearing Ann Summers policewomen outfits, whilst I of course encourage the wearing of such outfits I think its ridic that they think it is them "respecting" their culture. I hate fancy dress, never have liked itr and would much prefer to just zone in a shirt/jeans.

[StuartHopkin]

I usually spew in MTT's

Lol

No wonder you were in the Greek stable!

Did you tell him this when you started?

[GreekStein]

I usually spew in MTT's

Lol

No wonder you were in the Greek stable!

Did you tell him this when you started?

FML

[pleno1]

Obv when I say spew I don't mean I spew lol. Just mean I never seem to close, but I get stacks alot of the time. Like spin up to 25k, then just constantly losing flips and getting gg'd. I would post my tournament chip ev but everyone would be like that means nothing etc etc, but it is ridicccccccccccccc.

Like I've had 4 shots in the past of a big 6 figure sum and been totallllllllly fucked over and you can moan all you want on forums but everyone will be just like meh, variance, wte. Which is whyits so hard to do it on your own dime and having a limited bankroll. Although with Greeky I didn't get any coaching  (he would obv look at any hands that I want) he totally understood MTT variance and knew that things would eventually come together and a big bink was around the corner. I still think ti would be if I was still playing MTT's.

Also I think on the subject of spewing, "splashing" around in the early stages of MTT's is fine if you think you have a considerable post flop edge.

[pleno1]

epic

Full Tilt Poker Game #1830086866: Table Vasari (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold’em - 14:21:11 ET - 2007/02/19
Seat 1: Son-in-Law ($67,608.75)
Seat 2: durrrr ($77,241.75)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
Son-in-Law posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
durrrr raises to $1,200
Son-in-Law raises to $3,600
durrrr calls $2,400
*** FLOP *** [td ]
Son-in-Law bets $5,000
durrrr raises to $15,700
Son-in-Law calls $10,700
*** TURN *** [td ] []
Son-in-Law checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $57,941.75, and is all in
Son-in-Law calls $48,308.75, and is all in
durrrr shows [ ]
Son-in-Law shows [ ]
Uncalled bet of $9,633 returned to durrrr
*** RIVER *** [td ] []
durrrr shows a straight flush, Eight high
Son-in-Law shows four of a kind, Tens
durrrr wins the pot ($135,217) with a straight flush, Eight high
Son-in-Law is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $135,217.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [td ]
Seat 1: Son-in-Law (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: durrrr (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($135,217) with a straight flush, Eight high

[GreekStein]

[  ] news.

Remember seeing that pot years ago

[pokerfan]

[ ] Fun weekend of grinding.

Played like 3k hands of HU on Friday night, was stuck $700, but was +1.1k so pretty sick 1.8 minus eyvee.

Get my grind on on Saturday morning instead of going to a carnival in Cadiz. I get out the hole and quickly get 1.6k in the green for the week, still 1.5k under EV which is pretty sick, fast forward 4 hours and I'm breakeven for the weekend. Sigh.

Play all the donkaments yesterday and sold 30% of myself, I played pretty good. I usually spew in MTT's, but I nitted it up early and waited for spots. I oprd every opponent and played against all the greens (fish) got chips then got ridic coolered in nearly every tournie and ran AKhh into AKsc and gg in the 109.

Railed my coach to a 2nd in the DNG on Saturday which was fun though.

I've agreed to myself not to play one more tournament in 2011, if anyone see's me regged for a tounie they can snap ask me for $10 and I'll insta send. I really, really want to be the bussssinesssss at HU cash and wasting time playign tournies is just stupid where I could be spending that time watching videos etc.

I now have subscriptions to bluefire, cardrunners, leggo and decues cracked and I'm going to spend time watching these videos when I would normally be procastinating.

So a break even weekend, but lessons learned so going to take it as a +.

Going to tapas tomorrow with work friends then watching Barce/Arsenal, should be a sick game. Will probably grind 1/2 hours tonight.

Goign to a carnival in Spain next weekend which should eb good. Thing is everybody dresses up and if you dont they look down on you as some Brit who doesn't respect their culture while they openly accept and greet alll the sluts wearing Ann Summers policewomen outfits, whilst I of course encourage the wearing of such outfits I think its ridic that they think it is them "respecting" their culture. I hate fancy dress, never have liked itr and would much prefer to just zone in a shirt/jeans.

Lol, the irony.   

[pleno1]

http://www.poker-red.com/noticias/poker-lasexta-mano-mas-ridicula-historia-9864

Skip to 2.15

[pleno1]

its a must watch btw.

[Longy]

http://www.poker-red.com/noticias/poker-lasexta-mano-mas-ridicula-historia-9864

Skip to 2.15

Lol wtf?

Anyone good at Spainish tell me what the players were saying, the hand is so messed up.

[pleno1]

Any people wonder how I've made 60+ bis in 14 sessions in Gibraltar

[toddswain]

fkin lmao at this, love the c/s on the river. skillllss