sovietsongs super fun x-factor eviction game...

[Claw75]

an englishman and irishman and an american man are sat on the roof of the empire state building having a drink.  The American guy says to the others 'did you know that the wind currents are so strong around this building that if you step over the side, they'll actually keep you afloat?'.  'ha' says the irishman 'you must think i'm some kind of thicko to fall for that one - show me then!'.  So the american dude steps over the side of the building and, sure enough, hovers there for a few seconds before steppling back onto the roof.  'Wow', says the Irishman, 'that's amazing - my turn!'.  He gingerly steps over the edge, and plummets to his death. 'you know', said the englishman 'you really are a bastard when you're drunk Superman'

[Claw75]

Is there any chance I can donate my threadtime achievement bonus point to gatso because I think that might tilt Claw?

fk right off, he's already had a bonus point.

if you really want to give it away give it to me imo and i'll buy some of your stuff off you

There she goes using bad words again.  I dunno how we can let her carry on tbh.  It's appalling behaviour from a ninja.

gatso said i'm fking allowed.

[Laxie]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were up in court charged with playing an illegal card game for money.
'I wasn't gambling in an illegal card game your honour,' said The Englishman to The judge, 'I was just showing my friends a magic trick with The cards.'
'Case dismissed,' said The judge.
'I wasn't gambling at cards either your honour,' said The Scotsman, 'I was just trying to calculate The odds of getting a full house.'
'Case dismissed also,' said The judge.
'Now,' he said to The Irishman, Were you playing an illegal card game?'
'Who with?' said The Irishman.

[Laxie]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were passengers on board The cross channel ferry when The Englishman fell into The sea.

The Scotsman shouted, 'man overboard, throw in a buoy', so The Irishman grabbed a little lad of eight and threw him overboard.

The Scotsman shouted, 'Not that sort of boy. I meant a cork buoy.'


The Irishman shouted back, 'How The hell am I supposed to know what part of Ireland he comes from?'

[gatso]

I won't be able to watch again this week so am getting in my choices early. I have decided to do my picks in the form of pics. the first one I copied from the interweb using tracing paper, the second one is from my imagination

I have chosen these 2 young ladies as I would like them both to leave the xfactor so I can take them christmas shopping in selfridges next week. also I believe they will win me all the points as everyone else hates them

firstly

Click to see full-size image.

secondly

[Graham C]

Mary - Simply not as good as the others.  
Cher - Tough choice for me, I see Matt and Rachel dead certs for the final with OD and Cher fighting it out for the play off spot.  I think she'll stay in, but can see her being in the bottom two.

[Claw75]

I think it's gonna be Mary and Cher too but I'm toying with the idea of lagging it up ftw and sticking rebecca in my picks this week as I think she's pretty dull tbh.  hmm........

[Claw75]

I have chosen these 2 young ladies as I would like them both to leave the xfactor so I can take them christmas shopping in selfridges next week.

what are you going to buy for them gatso?

[taximan007]

I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH (is that worth a bonus point? it's not like i'm going to win)

You're banned 

I am still devastated that my ban has not been lifted  

But I will sodier on in the hope that leniancy will prevail and therefore my prediction for being knocked out this week based on the perfomance and the fact that they made NO effort to even learn the song or even sing it is.................




GAVIN

[gatso]

I'm going to buy cher a new coat so she doesn't get cold in the snow. Probs get mary some shoes

[Claw75]

I'm going to buy cher a new coat so she doesn't get cold in the snow. Probs get mary some shoes

can i come too?  I need a new handbag.

[Claw75]

I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH (is that worth a bonus point? it's not like i'm going to win)

You're banned 

I am still devastated that my ban has not been lifted 

But I will sodier on in the hope that leniancy will prevail and therefore my prediction for being knocked out this week based on the perfomance and the fact that they made NO effort to even learn the song or even sing it is.................




GAVIN

well i'm gonna completely overstep the mark and say your ban is lifted.  Erm, who is gavin?

[Graham C]

I've grown a huge dislike for Danni.

[TightEnd]

from my son this time


Mary: Back at Tesco on Monday morning, he reckons

Rebecca: "we like Cher more dad, Rebecca is boring"


Matt, Wand Erection won't be going so its Cher or Rebecca

[Claw75]

I've grown a huge dislike for Danni.

how come?  I'm not watching properly