Poker terms that annoy you.

[david3103]

People who get annoyed aggravate the shit out of me.  

there's a vicious circle in there

[Karabiner]

I've just realised that it might be easier for me to make a list of things that don't annoy me.

[GreekStein]

'So you play online then mate?'

'Yeah more than live'

'But don't you ever think the site is cheating you?'

gosjghhdgsg


Also, as rich said, when someone just bets flop but says raise. sgkldhglsh;gshdg

[The Camel]

Only one thing really annoys me, people apologising after they outdraw me.

[ACE2M]

'if you raise my blind again i'm going all in regardless', yet to see one person follow through on this when i raise their blind next time without fail.

[the sicilian]

' good luck mate '  yeah you sure do mean that

'live nits are the worst ' usually from a fat pasty virgin who looks about 12

'i think im losing, i call '

[ChipRich]

when the flop comes 4 K 4, always get the same old ' four king four'. yes bla bla we know what it sounds like, plz be quiet.

never ever gets old with some people and they say it every effing time. zzzz

[Bongo]

I know what the title of this thread actually is but everytime I see it I read it as "things to say when you next play live poker" 

[Chompy]

FML. That is literally all my table chat...gone! iPod for me in future.

You ever noticed A4 looks like pocket rockets when you squeeze it slowly?
Oh, and I 'ate pocket jacks.
Oh, and I didn't want to see a flop.

[StuartHopkin]

'So you play online then mate?'

'Yeah more than live'

'But don't you ever think the site is cheating you?'

gosjghhdgsg


Also, as rich said, when someone just bets flop but says raise. sgkldhglsh;gshdg

Its still a raise though really isnt it. Your raising it from 0 to 100. Raise

Raise raise

Hi der, I would like to do an open raise,

Raise

Raise raise raise raise

[TightEnd]

"Do you want to hear a joke? Well I was going in my van to......oh, yes, I call, St Albans and I saw something very interesting...oh yes, I call your raise too.....it was an old lady with a...ALL IN....chest of drawers and, yes I have moved all in with an up and down straight draw and nothing else....and in that chest of drawers was an old...oh, did I win?"


 

[tikay]

"Do you want to hear a joke? Well I was going in my van to......oh, yes, I call, St Albans and I saw something very interesting...oh yes, I call your raise too.....it was an old lady with a...ALL IN....chest of drawers and, yes I have moved all in with an up and down straight draw and nothing else....and in that chest of drawers was an old...oh, did I win?"


 

Copyright Mr T Myland.

[celtic]

Did you know  acton has 7 stations? FML.

[tikay]

Did you know  acton has 7 stations? FML.

Oh God, I'm so owned.

[ryecarr01]

cant beat someone justifying a loose call with "it was suited though"

also theres a guy who i see playing live alot who everytime he is knocked out comes over to his mate "im never playing here again,standard is terrible"