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« Reply #150 on: October 28, 2010, 10:32:52 AM » |
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Surely pissing into a 2L bottle at the table is the most +EV way to relieve yourself, or simply wetting your pants. Zero chance of missing a hand.
Pretty sure if the table was 'soft' enough Greeky would rather piss himself rather than miss possible value whilst going to the toilet. loll. Dusty 'Leatherass' Schmidt blogged about how he pissed in bottles a lot whilst playing online. I'm mates with Dusty and we had a chat recently about bringing out a 'Leatherass Pee Bottle' for poker players, it started as a joke but could become a reality. He worked out going to the toilet was costing him about $50 every time he went. Thankfully going to the bog saves me money so I make a point of enjoying it and taking my time, even washing my hands now and then and letting a good burp out too. |
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« Reply #151 on: October 28, 2010, 10:45:06 AM » |
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wtf? take the laptop with you obv! dont think i've ever bustod a tournie on the toilet and I've probs played close to 1000 hands on it.
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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« Reply #152 on: October 28, 2010, 10:46:42 AM » |
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I'm mates with Dusty
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« Reply #153 on: October 28, 2010, 10:49:49 AM » |
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I'm mates with Dusty
Is he your friend? He is actually, poker friend. |
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« Reply #154 on: October 28, 2010, 03:04:28 PM » |
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Dont know if it has been mentioned but when you lose a pot to somebody online and they type TY in the chatbox.
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« Reply #155 on: October 28, 2010, 03:06:18 PM » |
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Although this is not a poker term as such but it seems that 99% of poker players type loose instaed of lose, that really pisses me off
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« Reply #156 on: October 28, 2010, 03:09:06 PM » |
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Although this is not a poker term as such but it seems that 99% of poker players type loose instaed of lose, that really pisses me off
+1 million, this is not just poker, this is one of the most regularly misspelt words I've ever seen. Way to misspell the word two words next to the one you are pointing out is misspelt btw. |
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« Reply #157 on: October 28, 2010, 03:31:31 PM » |
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I am a lose aggressive player and no, I have not misspelt lose, but perhaps it would have been more correct if I had said losing.
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« Reply #158 on: October 28, 2010, 04:06:58 PM » |
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aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #159 on: October 28, 2010, 04:11:01 PM » |
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someone explain million?
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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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« Reply #160 on: October 28, 2010, 04:16:31 PM » |
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someone explain million?
just like saying you're a million to one shot. Like if I was talking to hopkin i might say... "I think you're going to win the DTD Grand Primillion". |
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« Reply #161 on: October 28, 2010, 04:20:44 PM » |
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"Nice hand!" followed by a tapping of the table always annoys me, whether it's meant sarcastically or not!
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« Reply #162 on: October 28, 2010, 04:21:51 PM » |
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when you get knocked out of a tournament on the first hand and someone says 'gg'
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« Reply #163 on: October 28, 2010, 04:36:46 PM » |
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when you get knocked out of a tournament on the first hand and someone says 'gg'
Or when someone does something completely fuckwitted to bust out/lose a big pot and someone says 'unlucky'. |
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