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« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2010, 02:21:04 PM »

what are you self employed as girgy

best taxi driver in yorkshire
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« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2010, 02:21:20 PM »

There's government schemes ATM Matt where u can rent half of the house and buy the rest. I havnt really looked into it properly but maybe that might be my best option!


Someone else had a thread on here about them didnt they?

I'm Stuart by the way.

Sigh was posting on my iphone ans sure i saw it was Matt who had posted. Sorry Stuart x

No worries Girdy, I can see how my avatar would confuse you xx

Sigh was posting on my iphone ans sure i saw it was Matt who had posted. Sorry Stuart x

easy mistake. stu's avatar is matt in a hat

Thats what it was!!

what are you self employed as girgy

Taxi Driver.
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« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2010, 02:22:51 PM »

heaven white taxi driver in bradford, do you charge waiting time?
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« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2010, 02:24:42 PM »

heaven white taxi driver in bradford, do you charge waiting time?

Sure as hell live in Bradford. I work for a private hire company in Pontefract. Depends on how long were waiting!!
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« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2010, 02:28:57 PM »

heaven white taxi driver in bradford, do you charge waiting time?

Sure as hell live in Bradford. I work for a private hire company in Pontefract. Depends on how long were waiting!!

How many 'alternative forms of payment' have you accepted so far?  Don't disappoint me now!
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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2010, 02:29:36 PM »

If you can make a big deposit, you should be able to get a mortgage absolutely no problem.

33% should be enough, 50% you'll be a certainty.
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« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2010, 02:31:47 PM »

heaven white taxi driver in bradford, do you charge waiting time?

Sure as hell live in Bradford. I work for a private hire company in Pontefract. Depends on how long were waiting!!

How many 'alternative forms of payment' have you accepted so far?  Don't disappoint me now!

PM me the Bradford Report from last night and say how good we are and il PM you a few tails Wink
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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2010, 02:32:29 PM »

If you can make a big deposit, you should be able to get a mortgage absolutely no problem.

judging by his facebook pics girgs should be fine then
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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2010, 02:34:50 PM »

before my poker days i spent approx 12 years self employed, even when banks were giving away mortgages for fun i was advised the best way was to get a joint mortgage with my ex partner. also i had to put down 25%, that way it kept the interest rates down considerably... if i took the mortgage out alone on a self cert it made the monthly repayments about 60% more per month.
   the lenders hammer the self employed for obv reasons

  

    if all else fails try and spin up $100 10 tabling on $10nl for 6 years Smiley durrr did it, now he can afford a 1 bed flat in derby (in need of modernisation)
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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2010, 02:37:15 PM »

If you can make a big deposit, you should be able to get a mortgage absolutely no problem.

judging by his facebook pics girgs should be fine then

Ive wiped those pics off Wink
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« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2010, 03:49:40 PM »

There's government schemes ATM Matt where u can rent half of the house and buy the rest. I havnt really looked into it properly but maybe that might be my best option!


Thanks for that Girdy.

I really appreciate you looking out for me but I already have an enormous house of my own which has way too much space for just me and the dog.

I don't think I could cope with another house on top of the one I already have.

Thanks anyway.
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« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2010, 03:54:42 PM »

There's government schemes ATM Matt where u can rent half of the house and buy the rest. I havnt really looked into it properly but maybe that might be my best option!


Thanks for that Girdy.

I really appreciate you looking out for me but I already have an enormous house of my own which has way too much space for just me and the dog.

I don't think I could cope with another house on top of the one I already have.

Thanks anyway.

No probs mate! Didnt realise u were that well off mate thanx for putting me in my place!
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« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2010, 03:55:55 PM »

There's government schemes ATM Matt where u can rent half of the house and buy the rest. I havnt really looked into it properly but maybe that might be my best option!


Thanks for that Girdy.

I really appreciate you looking out for me but I already have an enormous house of my own which has way too much space for just me and the dog.

I don't think I could cope with another house on top of the one I already have.

Thanks anyway.

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« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2010, 03:59:29 PM »

Sigh was posting on my iphone ans sure i saw it was Matt who had posted. Sorry Stuart x

easy mistake. stu's avatar is matt in a hat

No it is not;
The reason I am congrtulating Matt & Toby Lewis is that is a picture of their love child at the tender age of 12 weeks.
Said love child is also the reason Toby Lewis no longer wears his cap, he is trying to avoid paying Matt maintenance.
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« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2010, 04:22:50 PM »

Sigh was posting on my iphone ans sure i saw it was Matt who had posted. Sorry Stuart x

easy mistake. stu's avatar is matt in a hat

No it is not;
The reason I am congrtulating Matt & Toby Lewis is that is a picture of their love child at the tender age of 12 weeks.
Said love child is also the reason Toby Lewis no longer wears his cap, he is trying to avoid paying Matt maintenance.



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