Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?

[34sooted5betshove]

Oop just edited my one added the 5 line didn't see you needed 5 lines haha

[GreekStein]

There was a man named Prew,
Did all the work on blonde he could do,
In his pink pants,
He listened to Turny's rants,
And never said F*** you too!


(ps. Yes pls)

[celtic]

If I was in charge  of picking a winner I would pick Greeky.

[MC]

There once was a blonde called thetank,
45-mans he knew how to spank,
But he quit at the top,
Swapped his mouse for a mop,
And said "I've given up teh pokers, they're wank".

Winner!

You're too kind, but probably right that at this stage I'm looking like winning the random draw.

There once was a blonde called MC,
Whose story's a rare one to see,
He hit the nosebleeds,
When young and naive,
Now he's grown up and grinds SNGs.

Oops didn't see it was random! Lol I like it!

[Lucky]

Of the G in Luton I've grown quite fond
Because nearly every one there is a Blonde
With names like Tighty, Celtic and Gas
And groups like the Gaylacticos and the MAS
Great fun and great people - with a common bond!

[Shogun112]

A Blonde on vacation called Prew
Sent a post card to all Blondes from Peru
Said he was having some fun
Somewhere out in the sun
But with poker, he had not a clue..!!

[treefella]

 There was once this stockbroker
 who used to post on blonde poker
 he typed his hand histories
 which were a bit of a mystery
 as he played them like a total joker

  


yes please

[toots19]

thought that i would just clear the air
as to let you all know cos its only fair
that Chris Brammer HASNT GINGER HAIR
he's like his sister they share a bond
both their hair is Strawberry Blonde  !

not strictly a limerick... but it just had to be said
 

[Karabiner]

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

[Moskvich]

^^^ Like it.

I can't actually play in this comp so I'm not entering, just addicted to writing stupid rhymes.

The blonde CEO who's called TightEnd,
In fear that the RSQ MightEnd,
Said: "If your questions are poo
Prew'll come after you"
But Sharlea just shrugged: "I ain't FrightEnd".

[celtic]

YES PLEASE

That chompy has got some front,
And he lkes the occassional punt,
Spends all day on blonde,
Is worse than LaRonde,
Basically he's just a

[nirvana]

YES PLEASE

That chompy has got some front,
And he lkes the occassional punt,
Spends all day on blonde,
Is worse than LaRonde,
Basically he's just a

I dont get it, the last line has to rhyme with the first 2 i think

[The Camel]

Karabiner and Claw lead the field.

[nirvana]

Since it's random draw time I jest need to qualify imo - please enter me Richard !

Have you seen that blonde they call Chimpy
Loves kebabs, and is getting quite Blimpy
Personalised plates
Sure get him dates
That white Skoda just makes him look Pimpy

Oh, and camel is right if it was a merit thang

[Claw75]

please enter me Richard !

you're supposed to say 'yes please' not offer those kind of favours.