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« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2010, 08:29:51 PM »

Karabiner and Claw lead the field.

you have no taste mate

mine was way better than anyone elses in a random draw
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« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2010, 08:33:48 PM »

please enter me Richard !


you're supposed to say 'yes please' not offer those kind of favours.

Doffing my cap to George Formby with a hilarious double entendre was supposed to sneak me ahead of the randomnessness
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« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2010, 08:41:23 PM »

please enter me Richard !


you're supposed to say 'yes please' not offer those kind of favours.

Doffing my cap to George Formby with a hilarious double entendre was supposed to sneak me ahead of the randomnessness

entry invalid imo.  ul.
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« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2010, 10:16:38 AM »

Yes please

Blondes Tikay on Sky is the pro,
no diary updates due to the snow?
His mates is the Red Dog,
and Tighty whose Spacefrog
soon christmas so Paul Ho Ho Ho.
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« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2010, 11:56:42 AM »

Yes please.

Tightend is a legend at blonde
He's the Kevmath from this side of the pond
You know your're fucked when he 3 bets all in
He's in love with Andy King
But even he can't understand the Mond.
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« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2010, 12:04:28 PM »

Yes please.

Tightend is a legend at blonde
He's the Kevmath from this side of the pond
You know your're fucked when he 3 bets all in
He's in love with Andy King
But even he can't understand the Mond.

Marvellous


Start packing that random suitcase
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« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2010, 01:19:04 PM »

Norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - I dilly-dallyed and someone else has used the Paul Ho Ho Ho line.
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« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2010, 11:36:29 PM »

“Yes please”

There was a boy called Reece
All we wanted for him was health and peace
He’s got blonde, Daz ,his mum and the Nun
So lets get him on the plane it’s time to run
So ill add 30% of any winnings for his fun
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« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2010, 12:17:07 AM »

Yes Please

There once was a blonde named Blatch,
And a thieving plan he did hatch,
The backlash was strong,
Victims kicked a up pong,
So he paid up before he got whacked.
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« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2010, 03:40:19 AM »

Yes please

It sprang into his head with gusto
Being a Balla, would tick a box on his must do
But when the Rolls' engine went bang
It screwed up his great plan
As now poor blonde tikay was busto

Remix

One day our blonde leader said fuck it
Being Balla ticks a box on my Bucket
But he was just filled with doom
When that engine went boom
He said damn, they were right. I'm a fuckwit


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« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2010, 12:23:16 PM »

Apart from byronic acid you lot mostly make me feel like Will Skakespeare.
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« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2010, 12:28:36 PM »

I am a man whiter than white,
I play poker tighter than Tight,
I have lol hair,
Hate the kidz who play with flair,
SO PLAY ON SKYPOKER.COM.
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« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2010, 12:43:59 PM »

I am a man whiter than white,
I play poker tighter than Tight,
I have lol hair,
Hate the kidz who play with flair,
SO PLAY ON SKYPOKER.COM.


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« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2010, 12:44:45 PM »

Recently seen on AWOP,
Around Jonny Plums ankles did drop,
His cacks, I believe,
For his partner, Blonde Steve,
Whilst mincing in Malcom Gee's mop.
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« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2010, 01:47:40 PM »

Recently seen on AWOP,
Around Jonny Plums ankles did drop,
His cacks, I believe,
For his life partner Steve,
Whilst mincing in Malcom Gee's mop.

FAIL !

No mention of Blonde.
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