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Ironside
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #30 on:
December 02, 2010, 08:29:51 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on December 02, 2010, 06:36:40 PM
Karabiner and Claw lead the field.
you have no taste mate
mine was way better than anyone elses in a random draw
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lend me a beer and I'll lend you my ear
nirvana
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #31 on:
December 02, 2010, 08:33:48 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on December 02, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: nirvana on December 02, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
please enter me Richard !
you're supposed to say 'yes please' not offer those kind of favours.
Doffing my cap to George Formby with a hilarious double entendre was supposed to sneak me ahead of the randomnessness
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Claw75
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 02, 2010, 08:41:23 PM »
Quote from: nirvana on December 02, 2010, 08:33:48 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on December 02, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: nirvana on December 02, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
please enter me Richard !
you're supposed to say 'yes please' not offer those kind of favours.
Doffing my cap to George Formby with a hilarious double entendre was supposed to sneak me ahead of the randomnessness
entry invalid imo. ul.
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 03, 2010, 10:16:38 AM »
Yes please
Blondes Tikay on Sky is the pro,
no diary updates due to the snow?
His mates is the Red Dog,
and Tighty whose Spacefrog
soon christmas so Paul Ho Ho Ho.
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Pelham Boy
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #34 on:
December 03, 2010, 11:56:42 AM »
Yes please.
Tightend is a legend at blonde
He's the Kevmath from this side of the pond
You know your're fucked when he 3 bets all in
He's in love with Andy King
But even he can't understand the Mond.
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #35 on:
December 03, 2010, 12:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Pelham Boy on December 03, 2010, 11:56:42 AM
Yes please.
Tightend is a legend at blonde
He's the Kevmath from this side of the pond
You know your're fucked when he 3 bets all in
He's in love with Andy King
But even he can't understand the Mond.
Marvellous
Start packing that random suitcase
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AndrewT
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #36 on:
December 03, 2010, 01:19:04 PM »
Norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - I dilly-dallyed and someone else has used the Paul Ho Ho Ho line.
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cia260895
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 03, 2010, 11:36:29 PM »
“Yes please”
There was a boy called Reece
All we wanted for him was health and peace
He’s got blonde, Daz ,his mum and the Nun
So lets get him on the plane it’s time to run
So ill add 30% of any winnings for his fun
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ACE2M
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 04, 2010, 12:17:07 AM »
Yes Please
There once was a blonde named Blatch,
And a thieving plan he did hatch,
The backlash was strong,
Victims kicked a up pong,
So he paid up before he got whacked.
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byronkincaid
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 04, 2010, 03:40:19 AM »
Yes please
It sprang into his head with gusto
Being a Balla, would tick a box on his must do
But when the Rolls' engine went bang
It screwed up his great plan
As now poor blonde tikay was busto
Remix
One day our blonde leader said fuck it
Being Balla ticks a box on my Bucket
But he was just filled with doom
When that engine went boom
He said damn, they were right. I'm a fuckwit
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Karabiner
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #40 on:
December 04, 2010, 12:23:16 PM »
Apart from byronic acid you lot mostly make me feel like Will Skakespeare.
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GreekStein
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 04, 2010, 12:28:36 PM »
I am a man whiter than white,
I play poker tighter than Tight,
I have lol hair,
Hate the kidz who play with flair,
SO PLAY ON SKYPOKER.COM.
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titaniumbean
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Equity means nothing.
Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 04, 2010, 12:43:59 PM »
Quote from: GreekStein on December 04, 2010, 12:28:36 PM
I am a man whiter than white,
I play poker tighter than Tight,
I have lol hair,
Hate the kidz who play with flair,
SO PLAY ON SKYPOKER.COM.
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luther101
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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Reply #43 on:
December 06, 2010, 12:44:45 PM »
Recently seen on AWOP,
Around Jonny Plums ankles did drop,
His cacks, I believe,
For his partner, Blonde Steve,
Whilst mincing in Malcom Gee's mop.
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Lucky
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Re: Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?
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December 06, 2010, 01:47:40 PM »
Quote from: luther101 on December 06, 2010, 12:44:45 PM
Recently seen on AWOP,
Around Jonny Plums ankles did drop,
His cacks, I believe,
For his life partner Steve,
Whilst mincing in Malcom Gee's mop.
FAIL !
No mention of Blonde.
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