Want to play in the Equal Chance Xmas biggie?

[luther101]

Recently seen on AWOP,
Around Jonny Plums ankles did drop,
His cacks, I believe,
For his life partner Steve,
Whilst mincing in Malcom Gee's mop.

FAIL !

No mention of Blonde.

There is now     .....

[Chompy]

Recently seen on AWOP,
Around Jonny Plums ankles did drop,
His cacks, I believe,
For his partner, Blonde Steve,
Whilst mincing in Malcom Gee's mop.

Winner for me. Made a couple of promising starts here...

There once was a Blonde called Dean,
Who liked to lick windows clean,


There once was a Blonde called Nirvana,
Who looked like he was sat on a banana,
He was offered a fight,
After talking endless shite,
But just sat there crying. Errr, havana.

[RED-DOG]

Hopeful blondes like nirvana and Claw
Penned a ditty to go in the draw
But they're wasting their time
By forgetting that I'm
Tighty's friend (what are fellow mods for?)

[Dingdell]

There once was a Blonde called Dingdell
who was worried her fingers might smell.
Although she was gloved
when she gave a big shove
the leaks could be difficult to quell.

[Lucky]

[  ] Thanks for that image

[nirvana]

Hopeful blondes like nirvana and Claw
Penned a ditty to go in the draw
But they're wasting their time
By forgetting that I'm
Tighty's friend (what are fellow mods for?)

Excellent, not the words, however, they are good.

But it scans as a limerick should.

 I know its just a bit of fun but I do think this is a job for a ninja mod to sort - ie delete all incorrectly scanning limos from this thread - starting with Chompy's plizz

[Lucky]

2nd entry

In Luton a Blonde called Glenn
Did a deal and bought a new den
At poker he's quite able
But he props up the table
Wondering when he'll win again!

3rd entry

A part time Blonde called Bird Forum
Perfectly polite, with decorum
Has a Friend called Drainy
Who he thinks is [ ] quite brainy
Though his posts often bore - um

[TightEnd]

In the draw so far

Moskvich
Ironside
Claw
Tighty
34betsooted5betshoveetc
GreekStein
Lucky
Shogun
treefella
toots2
celtic
nirvana
cdw
cia
Pelham boy
Ace2m
Byron
Luther
chompy
dingdell
RED
Lucky

22 names. entries close Fri 10th midday

This will be a random draw

One person not involved will put a number to each name by PM, and another person will choose a number by PM

We'll do two reserves to in case first pick can't make it

[Moskvich]

Don't put me in the draw please, I can't actually play the comp. Thanks.

[RED-DOG]

Don't put me in the draw please, I can't actually play the comp. Thanks.

If he doesn't want his go, add it to mine.

Thanks.

[The Camel]

Meh. should be the best limerick wins imo.

Get three random blondes to rank 1,2 and 3 and limerick with most points wins the seat.

[ACE2M]

Meh. should be the best limerick wins imo.

Get three random blondes to rank 1,2 and 3 and limerick with most points wins the seat.

i would have tried harder with my limerick if that had been stipulated...

[sovietsong]

There was a young blonde with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly not wrong!'
That degenerate greek with a nose

[sovietsong]

Meh. should be the best limerick wins imo.

Get three random blondes to rank 1,2 and 3 and limerick with most points wins the seat.

random ftw then i stand a chance.

[GreekStein]

There was a young blonde with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly not wrong!'
That degenerate greek with a nose

There once was a blonde with looked like a mare,
Every time he ate a Crunchie he lost a hair,
A stupid old mong,
his mum had a dong,
Can only be soviet-song.