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« Reply #1530 on: March 01, 2011, 06:53:28 PM »

Gatso's name came from his favourite type of porn; gatso porn.

This is a rare fetish porn that revolves around the faeces of a slightly unwell giraffe.
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« Reply #1531 on: March 01, 2011, 06:55:15 PM »

Gatso could be the bullshit mod. We could change the colour of his name to brown. Great idea imo.
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« Reply #1532 on: March 01, 2011, 07:30:59 PM »

Hitler was nominated in 1938 as a protest against Chamberlains nomination
 The nominator withdrew it some days later.
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« Reply #1533 on: March 01, 2011, 09:33:34 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.
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« Reply #1534 on: March 01, 2011, 09:52:43 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.

How do they decide which one does the ironing then?
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« Reply #1535 on: March 01, 2011, 09:55:23 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.

How do they decide which one does the ironing then?

Woulda thought that's the least of their concerns Wink
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« Reply #1536 on: March 01, 2011, 11:00:53 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.

as gatso is not here i'm calling the bullshit here.

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[a female hyena's] vulva is fused to look like a scrotum and testes, and their clitoris is large and looks like a phallus, and can be erected just like a penis.
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« Reply #1537 on: March 01, 2011, 11:03:52 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.

as gatso is not here i'm calling the bullshit here.

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[a female hyena's] vulva is fused to look like a scrotum and testes, and their clitoris is large and looks like a phallus, and can be erected just like a penis.

Potato potahto.
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« Reply #1538 on: March 01, 2011, 11:06:11 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.

as gatso is not here i'm calling the bullshit here.

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[a female hyena's] vulva is fused to look like a scrotum and testes, and their clitoris is large and looks like a phallus, and can be erected just like a penis.

Potato potahto.

and it's only spotted hyenas that have the pseudo penis apprently.  striped and brown hyenas have normal genitalia.

still more interesting than any of vinny's facts though.
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« Reply #1539 on: March 01, 2011, 11:13:54 PM »

Both male and female hyenas have a penis.

as gatso is not here i'm calling the bullshit here.

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[a female hyena's] vulva is fused to look like a scrotum and testes, and their clitoris is large and looks like a phallus, and can be erected just like a penis.



Potato potahto.

and it's only spotted hyenas that have the pseudo penis apprently.  striped and brown hyenas have normal genitalia.

still more interesting than any of vinny's facts though.

Striped hyenas are actually spotted hyenas with their PJ's on.
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« Reply #1540 on: March 01, 2011, 11:14:23 PM »

While on Penis facts...

Whales are the only animal to have a bone in their penis
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« Reply #1541 on: March 01, 2011, 11:19:05 PM »

And to continue on the penis theme more, Sicilian is chip leader in the deepstack satty. I'm not going  anywhere as I just know he is going to bubble Wink
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« Reply #1542 on: March 02, 2011, 02:48:19 AM »

I'm an engineer,and of the many tools with strange sounding names that I have...my favourite is the bastard file...
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« Reply #1543 on: March 02, 2011, 06:57:27 AM »

ok Ive got one but you probably already know. Did you know that the drummer from iron maiden is actually a professional commercial pilot? Can you imagine what his announcements would sound like? Lol
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« Reply #1544 on: March 02, 2011, 10:00:03 AM »

ok Ive got one but you probably already know. Did you know that the drummer from iron maiden is actually a professional commercial pilot? Can you imagine what his announcements would sound like? Lol

It's the singer, Bruce Dickinson, who is the pilot, not the drummer.
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