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« Reply #14115 on: March 20, 2013, 06:04:15 AM »

Maybe you did not sleep because you was sleeping with someone? I can't sleep when there is someone else in the bed.

Therefore the dog sleeps in the kitchen now

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« Reply #14116 on: March 20, 2013, 06:05:49 AM »

Every time you have a trip get there a day early hammer the gym or porn channel/get a massage or whatever and sleep it off. I often factor the whole first day of a holiday to adjust my body clock.

ps when a girl is mad at a situation you are that situation

pps if something this small is enough to end it then it probably wasn't going anywhere anyway

ppps I am fully aware you didn't ask for advice anyway but please don't drink rebull, that stuff will kill ya.

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« Reply #14117 on: March 20, 2013, 06:46:24 AM »



ppps I am fully aware you didn't ask for advice anyway but please don't drink rebull, that stuff will kill ya.



I didn't mean for him to go and start drinking 8 cans a day, but 1 can on situations like this is not going to hurt him Imo
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« Reply #14118 on: March 20, 2013, 07:29:33 AM »

I agree with what has been said really, going straight to barca after a marathon poker session is always going to be a struggle if you need your 8 hours to function. Makes sense to take a couple of days off before going.

Re: the girl being upset, understandable, but she knows the intensity/ hours of what you do, tell her how sorry you are and it won't happen again. Hopefully she'll understand and if there is a next time, (hold pls), make sure you have taken the advice on this page and you're fresh as a daisy on day one!

Christ, my mrs sometimes goes crazy at me occasionally over stuff that's tamer than that and she's completely forgotten by the next day. Smiley
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« Reply #14119 on: March 20, 2013, 09:42:49 AM »

I have started to get by on less sleep since my boy came along.  He sleeps well a lot but occassional nights can and have been tough.  I find that the power nap (when you head is lolling about and you get to that point where you have that huge start - 10/20mins) makes a massive difference, followed by water in the face and some fresh air.  Probably keeps me going another good four hours.

I am fairly sure a study was done on this and offcies in the US were allowing staff to do this at their desk withtwo items in their hands - say a Tippex and highlighter pen - and at the point your drop one your brain has rested enough. 

Ellen MacArthur got by on 5 hours or so per day but in short 30min naps - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1180274.stm
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« Reply #14120 on: March 20, 2013, 10:30:16 AM »

Just so people know, when you meet and fall for a woman you enter an intoxicating honeymoon-type period. The girl is on your mind constantly and the thought of being with her excites you. When you're in her company everything is illuminated and more colourful. The stories she tells you about her everyday life captivate your attention and are the best, most intriguing, funniest stories you have ever heard. The sights, sounds, smell of her perfume make your head spin with wonderment. Everything is amplfied and you savour every moment.

If these things aren't necessarily true then meh ok but damn skippy you better act like they are. This is the art of being in a woman's company fellas. You make her feel like a million dollars with your vivid interest in her and sharing experiences with her. She says she likes something then my god it's your new favourite thing. However, it is plain to see that nothing about nodding off in a her company suggests you are feeling those things and hence you cultivate the wrong atmosphere on the date and hence the woman strops out.

To retrieve the situation I would do something special and thoughtful, not necessarily expensive, just thoughtful. And next time I would be fresh and alert ready to drink in every last drop of her company. Hey presto, sexy times.
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« Reply #14121 on: March 20, 2013, 10:40:57 AM »

Just so people know, when you meet and fall for a woman you enter an intoxicating honeymoon-type period. The girl is on your mind constantly and the thought of being with her excites you. When you're in her company everything is illuminated and more colourful. The stories she tells you about her everyday life captivate your attention and are the best, most intriguing, funniest stories you have ever heard. The sights, sounds, smell of her perfume make your head spin with wonderment. Everything is amplfied and you savour every moment.

If these things aren't necessarily true then meh ok but damn skippy you better act like they are. This is the art of being in a woman's company fellas. You make her feel like a million dollars with your vivid interest in her and sharing experiences with her. She says she likes something then my god it's your new favourite thing. However, it is plain to see that nothing about nodding off in a her company suggests you are feeling those things and hence you cultivate the wrong atmosphere on the date and hence the woman strops out.

To retrieve the situation I would do something special and thoughtful, not necessarily expensive, just thoughtful. And next time I would be fresh and alert ready to drink in every last drop of her company. Hey presto, sexy times.

Gay.  You flew to Barca to be with her and travel Europe to do so.  Catching up on sleep one afternoon ain't no biggy in my book. 
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« Reply #14122 on: March 20, 2013, 12:39:01 PM »

My advice would be that if you're getting an early morning flight to see your girlfriend who is flying thousands of miles to get there and most likely spending a decent chunk of her monthly income to do so, don't go from DTD to the airport on zero sleep. Thats obv going to come across as you not being bothered enough to sort out  your sleep schedule?
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« Reply #14123 on: March 20, 2013, 01:03:36 PM »

My advice would be that if you're getting an early morning flight to see your girlfriend who is flying thousands of miles to get there and most likely spending a decent chunk of her monthly income to do so, don't go from DTD to the airport on zero sleep. Thats obv going to come across as you not being bothered enough to sort out  your sleep schedule?

Man got a point.

Amazing how special you would have made her feel when you flew over to see her. Now you're falling asleep in her company.

You can't undo it. What matters most is what you do next.
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« Reply #14124 on: March 20, 2013, 01:06:59 PM »

Meh, bit of adversity never hurt any relationship. Yes it was your fault but you weren't banging another girl in the next hotel room.

Now you've had some sleep, do something nice to make it up to her. Go into town while she sleeps and buy her a gift or do some googling and plan a really romantic day with her - all of which gets put on the Goulder credit card.
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« Reply #14125 on: March 20, 2013, 01:17:55 PM »

Why do you think 2/3 hour womens spa treatments exist? Its so men can either go back to bed or go to the bar- just box her off one of them next time
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« Reply #14126 on: March 20, 2013, 01:19:55 PM »

Why do you think 2/3 hour womens spa treatments exist? Its so men go either go back to bed or go to the bar- just box her off one of them next time

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« Reply #14127 on: March 20, 2013, 01:26:47 PM »

Meh, bit of adversity never hurt any relationship. Yes it was your fault but you weren't banging another girl in the next hotel room.

Now you've had some sleep, do something nice to make it up to her. Go into town while she sleeps and buy her a gift or do some googling and plan a really romantic day with her - all of which gets put on the Goulder credit card.

I think she may of understood if he had been up all night with another woman before flying out to see her, however when he explained he had spent a passionate night with the one and only Prewdiddy she just couldn't get her head around it.
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« Reply #14128 on: March 20, 2013, 02:26:07 PM »

Maybe you did not sleep because you was sleeping with someone? I can't sleep when there is someone else in the bed.

Therefore the dog sleeps in the kitchen now

Defo make her sleep in kitchen then it will also be easier for her to make ur breakfast in morning and finish washing up
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« Reply #14129 on: March 20, 2013, 02:36:34 PM »

We've never been "together" or in a relationship, always free to see other people or whatever..


Yeah right! Like that's what she wants.  Roll Eyes

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