Prose from a Poshboy

[Rexas]

And to cap it all, I personally know 100 postmen who will never set foot in dtd again. Coincidentally, they're all friends with you on Facebook. Shame on you...

[Mitch]

So tell us about your so called mate Mitch and how he came to let you down so badly.

Yes, please tell us all about this guy who wouldnt leave his house in Derby, to drive to the train station at 3am, pissed, to take you the 45 minute drive back to your house in Notts, and then immidiatley turn round and drive 45 minutes back, therefore getting home at around 4:30am.

What a bastard.

Actually, after that, tell them about the time after Walsters party where instead of dropping me home, you took me back to yours and made me get a taxi.

Then stop crying and being a little bitch.

Much Love,
    Your good friend, Mitchell. xxx

[GreekStein]

So tell us about your so called mate Mitch and how he came to let you down so badly.

Yes, please tell us all about this guy who wouldnt leave his house in Derby, to drive to the train station at 3am, pissed, to take you the 45 minute drive back to your house in Notts, and then immidiatley turn round and drive 45 minutes back, therefore getting home at around 4:30am.

What a bastard.

Actually, after that, tell them about the time after Walsters party where instead of dropping me home, you took me back to yours and made me get a taxi.

Then stop crying and being a little bitch.

Much Love,
    Your good friend, Mitchell. xxx

owned hard here Al

Looking forward to the response

[Young_gun]

So tell us about your so called mate Mitch and how he came to let you down so badly.

Yes, please tell us all about this guy who wouldnt leave his house in Derby, to drive to the train station at 3am, pissed, to take you the 45 minute drive back to your house in Notts, and then immidiatley turn round and drive 45 minutes back, therefore getting home at around 4:30am.

What a bastard.

Actually, after that, tell them about the time after Walsters party where instead of dropping me home, you took me back to yours and made me get a taxi.

Then stop crying and being a little bitch.

Much Love,
    Your good friend, Mitchell. xxx

You two do know how to pick up a phone right? rather then b!tch to each other on the forum

[Marky147]

ROFL

[cambridgealex]

So tell us about your so called mate Mitch and how he came to let you down so badly.

Yes, please tell us all about this guy who wouldnt leave his house in Derby, to drive to the train station at 3am, pissed, to take you the 45 minute drive back to your house in Notts, and then immidiatley turn round and drive 45 minutes back, therefore getting home at around 4:30am.

What a bastard.

Actually, after that, tell them about the time after Walsters party where instead of dropping me home, you took me back to yours and made me get a taxi.

Then stop crying and being a little bitch.

Much Love,
    Your good friend, Mitchell. xxx

Hi Mitch. Since I've been "owned hard" here, thought I better defend myself. Didn't ask for a lift at any point, was just hoping to kip at yours for the night like you do at ours frequently and then get the train back in the morning. 3am seems irrelevant when it's like 9pm to normal people.  

No worries though

xxx

[Mitch]

So tell us about your so called mate Mitch and how he came to let you down so badly.

Yes, please tell us all about this guy who wouldnt leave his house in Derby, to drive to the train station at 3am, pissed, to take you the 45 minute drive back to your house in Notts, and then immidiatley turn round and drive 45 minutes back, therefore getting home at around 4:30am.

What a bastard.

Actually, after that, tell them about the time after Walsters party where instead of dropping me home, you took me back to yours and made me get a taxi.

Then stop crying and being a little bitch.

Much Love,
    Your good friend, Mitchell. xxx

Hi Mitch. Since I've been "owned hard" here, thought I better defend myself. Didn't ask for a lift at any point, was just hoping to kip at yours for the night like you do at ours frequently and then get the train back in the morning. 3am seems irrelevant when it's like 9pm to normal people. 

No worries though

xxx

Sorry, seem to have lost my telepathic skills, seeing as at no point did you ever ask me this.

Your buddy ol' pal,

  Mitchie. xxx

[cambridgealex]

So tell us about your so called mate Mitch and how he came to let you down so badly.

Yes, please tell us all about this guy who wouldnt leave his house in Derby, to drive to the train station at 3am, pissed, to take you the 45 minute drive back to your house in Notts, and then immidiatley turn round and drive 45 minutes back, therefore getting home at around 4:30am.

What a bastard.

Actually, after that, tell them about the time after Walsters party where instead of dropping me home, you took me back to yours and made me get a taxi.

Then stop crying and being a little bitch.

Much Love,
    Your good friend, Mitchell. xxx

Hi Mitch. Since I've been "owned hard" here, thought I better defend myself. Didn't ask for a lift at any point, was just hoping to kip at yours for the night like you do at ours frequently and then get the train back in the morning. 3am seems irrelevant when it's like 9pm to normal people. 

No worries though

xxx

Sorry, seem to have lost my telepathic skills, seeing as at no point did you ever ask me this.

Your buddy ol' pal,

  Mitchie. xxx

Didn't get the chance, was already given the "no regardless" response.

Lexy xxx

[titaniumbean]

so much sexual tension itt

[theprawnidentity]

#stillabetterlovestorythantwilight

[RED-DOG]

so much sexual tension itt

Is that when your G string is too tight?

[titaniumbean]

I'm not wearing my g string

[rfgqqabc]

I'm not wearing my g string

you left it at mine xoxoxox

[SuuPRlim]

wanna borrow this?

Click to see full-size image.

Seriously though alex, this is why you should NEVER take the bus...

[titaniumbean]

omg that is amazing,  DO WANT!