Prose from a Poshboy

[stato_1]

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Basically the trouble started when stato kicked off with Ian Bell for refusing an autograph. A foul mouthed, nine letter tirade followed and Bell was kicked out of the club. A very nice Indian bouncer later allowed him back in as apparently it wasn't in the spirit if the evening.

Later on it all kicked off outside and during the rumble I saw alex's brother poo-tache Tim Bresnan and steal his shoes, which was harsh imo.

Fun night all in all.

Incred post. Tbh tho mate the public deserve answers. Q1, what were you doing with a machete knife in a nightclub in the first place?

[smashedagain]

Alex says to Ian Bell that in his opinion that he should have been out as the letter of the law stands. Bell replied "it's not like I cheated and asked my mates to watch the live feed and tell me relevant hands and plays"

Not sure you should be judge of this comp Alex. (you can delete this if it's not funny)

[cambridgealex]

My brother actually does still have Tim Bresnans flip flops

Surprised you haven't mentioned how Matt Prior bought you a drink stato?

[Mitch]

Alex says to Ian Bell that in his opinion that he should have been out as the letter of the law stands. Bell replied "it's not like I cheated and asked my mates to watch the live feed and tell me relevant hands and plays"

Not sure you should be judge of this comp Alex. (you can delete this if it's not funny)

Lol

Danny, using the same joke on 2media forums, however funny, gets you points deducted.

Stato, don't bring up the knife yet, they've not even heard the lead up with the guy getting his head rammed into the table besides the dancefloor yet!

[danny_b]

Keep your fucking points, i've plenty in hand.

[cambridgealex]

Keep your fucking points, i've plenty in hand.

9letter tirade was A+

[SuuPRlim]

cliffs... basically a few friends thought Alex was out of order spouting off about if they were any good they would have better hendonmobs.
alex told keys it was his round and keys responded with "why is it? are you bust already".
mitch jumps in to calm the situation but alex confesses to mitch that he has been bull shitting him "mitch of course your bum looks big in those jeans".
sean says he has an idea but everyone ignores him as  no one is going to listen to a losing player.

in short ego's are gonna ego and all will be well again until next time.


we are all here for a good time not a long time.

excellent. dissapointed that this is prolly not true

[smashedagain]

If any of it's true then I'm giving up poker and give fortune telling a shot

[cambridgealex]

If any of it's true then I'm giving up poker and give fortune telling a shot

Mitchs arse looks big in his jeans tbf

[cambridgealex]

Had a really interesting dinner tonight with my Dad, brothers and a guy he invited round for dinner. This man has worked with my Dad for many years in the insurance industry and has been a family friend throughout that time. We all went to his wedding 5 or so years ago.

He was coming round because my dad wanted to celebrate his recent appointment by David Cameron on the cabinet for science and technology. He's basically a bit of a big dog in my Dads company and even more of a big dog now he works for the prime minister alongside 20 professors and Lords. Extremely charming, modest and down to earth, asked a ton of questions to my brothers and I about our lives (we've lost touch since he got married). He and my Dad deal a lot with Risk and he was fascinated by poker and I found him much more unbiased and rational to talk to about it than my Dad.

Dad spoke about my 35k win, and how he reckons I should put 5k into my poker roll and the rest something more safe and trustworthy like a bank or shares in Nestle or Tescos. I argued that I have no real knowledge of stocks and shares, and the money would be put to better use reinvesting in what I do know - poker - be it in staking people, or playing higher limits etc.

Rowan understood both points and suggested the best way to move forward would be to divide my wealth into 3 buckets. The first would contain my poker roll - capital for playing with, enough to cope with the biggest downswings I could expect at the level I want to play.

The second - liferoll - living expenses - to be topped up every month by earnings from bucket one.

The third - investments - untouchable savings put away in a savings account, government bonds, stocks, shares etc. Left to grow overtime. Added to if any more large binks happen to occur.

The proportions are the key thing. I'm thinking 20k poker roll, 10k life roll, and 10k investments.

There was a lot of food for consumption as well as thought - delicious steak and a plum crumble made with plums from the garden. Nice to be home

Cornwall on Saturday with my Mum, brothers and Hannah, should be fun times.

[boldie]

Sounds like this Rowan fella has the good idea here mate.

[Tractor]

Sounds like a great plan, where abouts are you going in Cornwall?, If the weather is good Cornwall is awesome. HF

[pleno1]

do it, if pot a gets light u can retop from pot c right?

[StuartHopkin]

do it, if pot a gets light u can retop from pot c right?

Just lol

[Dubai]

It's amazing in this day and age the number of intelligent people that still label stocks "risk free safe investments" and still also believe that savings accounts and isas produce a worthwhile income through interest.