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« Reply #4950 on: October 28, 2011, 11:21:39 PM »

Just seen this and asked, yes sold out sorry.
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« Reply #4951 on: October 28, 2011, 11:23:15 PM »

Just seen this and asked, yes sold out sorry.

timothy cheung just bought me in

lol pretty com if it was a bluff
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« Reply #4952 on: October 28, 2011, 11:53:01 PM »

I think we really need a poll on this sitting or standing matter.
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« Reply #4953 on: October 28, 2011, 11:54:29 PM »

I think we really need a poll on this sitting or standing matter.

Think it depends on how you like your steak
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« Reply #4954 on: October 29, 2011, 02:17:23 AM »

Wow. In my 41 years I have never stood up to wipe my arse. Surely you can stand and have you cheeks apart enough to clean your starfish properly. Tbh I tend to sit down to piss ( unless using an urinal ) and would imagine all you stand up gents must suffer from skids
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« Reply #4955 on: October 29, 2011, 02:50:43 AM »

i do both. wipe-balance ftw
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« Reply #4956 on: October 29, 2011, 02:57:32 AM »

Wow. In my 41 years I have never stood up to wipe my arse. Surely you can stand and have you cheeks apart enough to clean your starfish properly. Tbh I tend to sit down to piss ( unless using an urinal ) and would imagine all you stand up gents must suffer from skids

thank god jason adds some reality to the thread

nice work - knew i could rely on you - and sit down wee's ftw
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« Reply #4957 on: October 29, 2011, 03:34:30 AM »

ROFL this thread might just be the greatest!!

Some epic discussions in here and I've never ever heard of standing to wipe either. I thought it was a big level at first but it's pretty elaborate with so many advocating the stand up.

It seems a bit fking dodgy to me as well and I think could cause big problems with the underpants so doesn't seem feasible
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« Reply #4958 on: October 29, 2011, 03:38:26 AM »

Forgot to add that  American toilets do flush when you stand up for a reason  idiot
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« Reply #4959 on: October 29, 2011, 04:43:04 AM »

I find the last two pages pretty crass lol
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« Reply #4960 on: October 29, 2011, 05:07:47 AM »

Nandos > Frankie and Bennys > DTD Menu > Bowling Alley > Chiquittos

And you sit down? WTF?
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« Reply #4961 on: October 29, 2011, 05:08:58 AM »

I find the last two pages pretty crass lol

Bit like saying Escobar was a pretty naughty boy Cheesy

Was talking to Cos and we both laughed at the wtfaments that ensued from both sides at hearing people do it the other way and trying to understand it.

I'd be willing to bet that each person is going to try the other way now when they go again Cheesy
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« Reply #4962 on: October 29, 2011, 05:25:09 AM »

Urgh what a horrific night. Played in one of the best games I've ever played in, littered with fish. It was also one of the biggest games also so that meant the run bad cost mucho $$.

Those games come along so rarely its absolutely gutting to run so bad and do the lot. Nevermind, gonna sleep it off so I'm ready for the SKY POKER 6max at DTD tomorrow whoop. Night.
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« Reply #4963 on: October 29, 2011, 05:42:32 AM »

Hi mate, just a quicky i read a couple of yoyr posts about how games are drying up and a lack of fish around. Ive just started working back at Gala Leicester and am amazed what i have seen. There is a cash game every night of the week with 2 tables minimum at night. The games are all littered with fish and pure gamblers along with a couple of decent regs. Also there are some extremely fishy regs who just have to see a flop. Friday nights you will see 4-5 cash games from £1-£1 to £2-£5. 1 reg sits on £1-2 most nights with at least 3k everytime. A standard preflop raise can sometimes be 30x with 56 suited etc ( normally gets 2 callers)but postflop play is shocking.
If you are ever at loss for a game pop down and take a look. Especially on a fri/sat. Games run 7-7am. Also rake is only 5% capped at 10
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« Reply #4964 on: October 29, 2011, 06:09:23 AM »

I find the last two pages pretty crass lol

Bit like saying Escobar was a pretty naughty boy Cheesy

Was talking to Cos and we both laughed at the wtfaments that ensued from both sides at hearing people do it the other way and trying to understand it.

I'd be willing to bet that each person is going to try the other way now when they go again Cheesy

nh, you win
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