Prose from a Poshboy

[cambridgealex]

pretty great start to the trip. yesterday, went for dim sun for breakfast (not a fan), then went to the beach, rofled about for a few hours playing volleyball and swimming in the clear blue sea under the boiling sun. On the beach they were offering thai massages for about £6, losing the flip wasn't too painful. They were amazing, really sorted you out.

afternoon naps (messing up my sleeping pattern but can't help myself), then footy. Got absolutely battered by some of Cos' mates out here, lost count of the score - it was so hot and sweaty we were pretty fked. Seriously good exercise though.

crashed out for the night, no partying just yet...

today, we spent the day in phuket zoo - pretty funny. monkey shows with monkeys slamdunking hoops, riding tricycles and doing maths, elephant shows where they scored penalties, danced to music and hoped over 3 volunteers lying on the floor (whilst stopping to gently caressed the ass of an unsuspecting female volunteer - elephant lads). We got photos snapped with tigers and snakes, rode an elephant briefly and freaked Mitch out all day who's terrified of snakes - all very touristy and pretty damn fun!

Sleeping terrible and really jetlagged still, never mind, plenty of time for afternoon naps when it's hottest anyway so it's fine. Think we're going out for our first night out tonight, hopefully will be eventful!

[stato_1]

pretty great start to the trip. yesterday, went for dim sun for breakfast (not a fan), then went to the beach, rofled about for a few hours playing volleyball and swimming in the clear blue sea under the boiling sun. On the beach they were offering thai massages for about £6, losing the flip wasn't too painful. They were amazing, really sorted you out.

afternoon naps (messing up my sleeping pattern but can't help myself), then footy. Got absolutely battered by some of Cos' mates out here, lost count of the score - it was so hot and sweaty we were pretty fked. Seriously good exercise though.

crashed out for the night, no partying just yet...

today, we spent the day in phuket zoo - pretty funny. monkey shows with monkeys slamdunking hoops, riding tricycles and doing maths, elephant shows where they scored penalties, danced to music and hoped over 3 volunteers lying on the floor (whilst stopping to gently caressed the ass of an unsuspecting female volunteer - elephant lads). We got photos snapped with tigers and snakes, rode an elephant briefly and freaked Mitch out all day who's terrified of snakes - all very touristy and pretty damn fun!

Sleeping terrible and really jetlagged still, never mind, plenty of time for afternoon naps when it's hottest anyway so it's fine. Think we're going out for our first night out tonight, hopefully will be eventful!

All sounds incred but super gutted to be missing out on this bit

[WotRTheChances]

pretty great start to the trip. yesterday, went for dim sun for breakfast (not a fan), then went to the beach, rofled about for a few hours playing volleyball and swimming in the clear blue sea under the boiling sun. On the beach they were offering thai massages for about £6, losing the flip wasn't too painful. They were amazing, really sorted you out.

afternoon naps (messing up my sleeping pattern but can't help myself), then footy. Got absolutely battered by some of Cos' mates out here, lost count of the score - it was so hot and sweaty we were pretty fked. Seriously good exercise though.

crashed out for the night, no partying just yet...

today, we spent the day in phuket zoo - pretty funny. monkey shows with monkeys slamdunking hoops, riding tricycles and doing maths, elephant shows where they scored penalties, danced to music and hoped over 3 volunteers lying on the floor (whilst stopping to gently caressed the ass of an unsuspecting female volunteer - elephant lads). We got photos snapped with tigers and snakes, rode an elephant briefly and freaked Mitch out all day who's terrified of snakes - all very touristy and pretty damn fun!

Sleeping terrible and really jetlagged still, never mind, plenty of time for afternoon naps when it's hottest anyway so it's fine. Think we're going out for our first night out tonight, hopefully will be eventful!

Does sound pretty awsome. Love the zoo. Have a great time + keep bullying the fat one.

[pokerfan]

my nephew pay like 1200 quid for a shitty old escort van 2k is a bargain

Van insurance is dearer than car.

[cambridgealex]

BOOOM!

http://www.nationalpetregister.org/fp/37187.htm

That's 99% her.

ONE TIME....

[Woodsey]

BOOOM!

http://www.nationalpetregister.org/fp/37187.htm

That's 99% her.

ONE TIME....

LOL how did u know to look there? Never even heard of that site.

Also WTF u doing up at 6.30 in the morning? Shouldn't u be in a drunken state in bed   

[pleno1]

boooooooom. I woke ingrid up to tell her and she boomed too. V.happy mate, enjoy hol in peace now.

[tikay]

Wowzer,so hope it is, Alex.

[cambridgealex]

BOOOM!

http://www.nationalpetregister.org/fp/37187.htm

That's 99% her.

ONE TIME....

LOL how did u know to look there? Never even heard of that site.

Also WTF u doing up at 6.30 in the morning? Shouldn't u be in a drunken state in bed   

haha went to bed at 3, up at 6. standard friggin jetlag

[outragous76]

BOOOM!

http://www.nationalpetregister.org/fp/37187.htm

That's 99% her.

ONE TIME....

LOL how did u know to look there? Never even heard of that site.

Also WTF u doing up at 6.30 in the morning? Shouldn't u be in a drunken state in bed   

haha went to bed at 3, up at 6. standard friggin jetlag

get partying, then you will sleep

[Dewi_cool]

Great news bout Holly 

[Woodsey]

BOOOM!

http://www.nationalpetregister.org/fp/37187.htm

That's 99% her.

ONE TIME....

LOL how did u know to look there? Never even heard of that site.

Also WTF u doing up at 6.30 in the morning? Shouldn't u be in a drunken state in bed   

haha went to bed at 3, up at 6. standard friggin jetlag

Hmmm........I'm the opposite when i get there, my body clock is set to go to bed at 6-8am Thai time, hence the first few nights end up being a bit messy and clubbing till that time.

[cambridgealex]

night out was pretty hilarious. its nothing to do with how tired I am, I just can't sleep.

yeh i'm thrilled about holly, had tears in my eyes reading the description lol. hannah, andy and thigh are gonna go round today/2mora to see if it's her. Fingers crossed.

[SuuPRlim]

one tyyyyyyyyyyme

[EvilPie]

Rooting for you. Hope it's her.