Prose from a Poshboy

[CHIPPYMAN]

thanks jjandellis i'll give that a go.

Weirdest thing happened today.

We arrived a few days ago, I unpacked my suitcase, almost entirely, left a few things in like hoodie from the plane and jeans cos didn't think i'd be needing them. I've been chucking dirty washing in there over the past few days.

Today decide to do some washing, in my suitcase, I found a clear plastic bag with a huge M&S steak in there. The doe was 9th Feb.

Strange joke surely? But who? Can't be Cos, no M&S here. The other three would've had to bring a steak over in their bags to then plant in my bag. It's also a weird joke cos the steak is in a bag so doesn't smell really. Thigh is a suspect, but I'm sure he was never alone with the suitcase and would he really risk planting a steak in my suitcase when I was going to thailand?! What if I got stopped at the border?! And also I'm 90% sure it wasn't in there when I unpacked a few days ago. I think it's been put there over the past day or so.

How else did a M&S steak that was purchased late jan/early feb get into my case?! Stumped.

Sick my friends can afford to waste M&S steak on practical jokes brag. If I ever do this, I'm doing it with 3 slices of haslet.

Btw is cos gay boyfriend still there?
Maybe !!!!!!!!!!!



i think cos bought it, forgot about it then decided to use it as a joke instead of wasting it. Massive it was as well, bet it would've tasted goooood. Rare obv...

[cambridgealex]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

[Tractor]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

Great news Congrats!

[tikay]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

Greatest news of the day Alex, delighted for you & Hannah. Oh, & Holly!

[cambridgealex]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

Greatest news of the day Alex, delighted for you & Hannah. Oh, & Holly!

Holly actually had a lovely home for the past week or so. They had 2 elder cats, so lots of company, and plenty of toys for her to play with. The family were really sad to give her up. Must take them a cake or cookies round when I get back. 

[stato_1]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

Greatest news of the day Alex, delighted for you & Hannah. Oh, & Holly!

Holly actually had a lovely home for the past week or so. They had 2 elder cats, so lots of company, and plenty of toys for her to play with. The family were really sad to give her up. Must take them a cake or cookies round when I get back. 

Fairest thing to do is probably just to let them keep her

[DMorgan]

Fairest thing to do is probably just to let them keep her

Why the hate bro?

[HP]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

Greatest news of the day Alex, delighted for you & Hannah. Oh, & Holly!

Holly actually had a lovely home for the past week or so. They had 2 elder cats, so lots of company, and plenty of toys for her to play with. The family were really sad to give her up. Must take them a cake or cookies round when I get back. 

Knew instantly it was her! Felt really bad taking her away cos they seemed so attached and she had cat friends but Alex loves her to pieces and I had grown v fond of her too (not a natural cat lover but holly is v special!) Did feel a bit mean dropping her at an empty house with a messy living room tho! Altho they wont admit it im sure andy and tom will cuddle her lots later, if she hasnt climbed into the fish tank that is!

[cambridgealex]

Fairest thing to do is probably just to let them keep her

Why the hate bro?

This.

I cannot comprehend how you could possibly dislike her.

[WotRTheChances]

Happy to have Holly back, but if she eats any of my fish, she will be found hanging on your return.

[CHIPPYMAN]

Happy to have Holly back, but if she eats any of my fish, she will be found hanging on your return.

With chips pls. Fry no batter.

[Skippy]

Did it actually make it all the way to Beeston, all the way across UP?

[Woodsey]

Happy to have Holly back, but if she eats any of my fish, she will be found hanging on your return.

With chips pls. Fry no batter.

Do you de-skin your fish Frankie? If so, tell me where u are and I'll pop in sometime when I'm working in Mansfield 

[leethefish]

YES we've got her! Holly's back!!!

Greatest news of the day Alex, delighted for you & Hannah. Oh, & Holly!

Very pleased on the safe return 

[CHIPPYMAN]

Happy to have Holly back, but if she eats any of my fish, she will be found hanging on your return.

With chips pls. Fry no batter.

Do you de-skin your fish Frankie? If so, tell me where u are and I'll pop in sometime when I'm working in Mansfield 

Skinless and boneless. That's my fish.
The best in Mansfield. On skerry hill, off Newgate lane.
Pop down and u won't regret