Prose from a Poshboy

[outragous76]

Def need some "boys in tour" drunken nights out stories from this trip or all kinds of cred' will be lost

#justsayin

usually what goes on tour stays on tour sorry pal

dont need grimy details, just less of this "went to thailand for a week and did some exercise"

[stato_1]

Good job Hannah is going. Pretty sure stato and Tom would tell you it was not Holly. 

Stato especially

[BMoney]

dont need grimy details, just less of this "went to thailand for a week and did some exercise"

+1. More Thai gossip, pls.

[pleno1]

Superhappy for the good news, Alex! Paddy woke me up last night, I also know the feeling when your pet goes missing.. really is heartbreaking, almost that you can't breath all of a sudden...

wan tiiiiiiiiiiime that it really is Holly! <3 cute little princess!

[tonytats]

Yeah n be careful sleeping on sofa if cos s hairdresser boyfriend/ admirer comes round headlines read !
Woke up on sofa still tired with a sore arse

[cambridgealex]

Ok a few funny stories. The kids here all love Cos, they'll do anything for him. He gets one little lad to run into key's room while he's asleep saying. "Wake up David Gore, wake up David Gore!" and then to Mitch's room, jumping on him, slapping him and calling him "monster". So gold.

The banter you can have with the locals is hilarious. They don't understand a word but they always just laugh and nod along in the right spots, so you can have some quite entertaining dialogues. E.g. in bar last night, Cos says to random girl "have you ever played no limit holdem with this man" (Mitch), she's like "no", "he's very aggressive, always 3 or 4 betting, all the time! Even if he have 94 offsuit, most people just fold, he will 4bet it". And they all respond like "ah really" sort of way, but have no clue what's going on.

Keys was talking to this one bird, we all gather round
"did he tell you he won the aussie millions?"
"Yes he did".
"oh my god really, did he say he was David Gore?"
"Yes Yes".
"Oh wow, no he lying, David Gore is in Australia"
"oh?"
"Yeh he's giving a seminar on how to recover from a chip deficit"
*looks shocked.

mad wingman tekkers lol.

[pokerfan]

LilD has raised your Pokerplayer mag exploits I see.

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[Dubai]

Lildave the sellout, giving into corporate greed for his own vanity!

[pokerfan]

Lildave the sellout, giving into corporate greed for his own vanity!

Ha, fame before fortune. 

[pokerfan]

While we're at it Dave, also linked in the mag.

http://www.thepokerfarm.com/opinion-pages/dubai/

[CHIPPYMAN]

Def need some "boys in tour" drunken nights out stories from this trip or all kinds of cred' will be lost

#justsayin

usually what goes on tour stays on tour sorry pal

I used to live in bangkok for 4 years. I never had sleeping
Problems! I bet ginger mitch is the same. What happened
In Phuket remain in Phuket , that's true dude, lots of people
Reading here. Dangerous to exposed!
Lol

[cambridgealex]

thanks jjandellis i'll give that a go.

Weirdest thing happened today.

We arrived a few days ago, I unpacked my suitcase, almost entirely, left a few things in like hoodie from the plane and jeans cos didn't think i'd be needing them. I've been chucking dirty washing in there over the past few days.

Today decide to do some washing, in my suitcase, I found a clear plastic bag with a huge M&S steak in there. The doe was 9th Feb.

Strange joke surely? But who? Can't be Cos, no M&S here. The other three would've had to bring a steak over in their bags to then plant in my bag. It's also a weird joke cos the steak is in a bag so doesn't smell really. Thigh is a suspect, but I'm sure he was never alone with the suitcase and would he really risk planting a steak in my suitcase when I was going to thailand?! What if I got stopped at the border?! And also I'm 90% sure it wasn't in there when I unpacked a few days ago. I think it's been put there over the past day or so.

How else did a M&S steak that was purchased late jan/early feb get into my case?! Stumped.

[cambridgealex]

edit: just googled M&S thailand, there is a store in phuket, so cos is back at chief suspect. Though I've been reading his bluffs and jokes really well this week, and when he told me he didn't do it, I believed him this time, when in other spots I've seen right through him...

really odd joke though cos it's not stunk my room out or anything, pretty much victimless in fact....

[Skippy]

thanks jjandellis i'll give that a go.

Weirdest thing happened today.

We arrived a few days ago, I unpacked my suitcase, almost entirely, left a few things in like hoodie from the plane and jeans cos didn't think i'd be needing them. I've been chucking dirty washing in there over the past few days.

Today decide to do some washing, in my suitcase, I found a clear plastic bag with a huge M&S steak in there. The doe was 9th Feb.

Strange joke surely? But who? Can't be Cos, no M&S here. The other three would've had to bring a steak over in their bags to then plant in my bag. It's also a weird joke cos the steak is in a bag so doesn't smell really. Thigh is a suspect, but I'm sure he was never alone with the suitcase and would he really risk planting a steak in my suitcase when I was going to thailand?! What if I got stopped at the border?! And also I'm 90% sure it wasn't in there when I unpacked a few days ago. I think it's been put there over the past day or so.

How else did a M&S steak that was purchased late jan/early feb get into my case?! Stumped.

Sick my friends can afford to waste M&S steak on practical jokes brag. If I ever do this, I'm doing it with 3 slices of haslet.

[cambridgealex]

thanks jjandellis i'll give that a go.

Weirdest thing happened today.

We arrived a few days ago, I unpacked my suitcase, almost entirely, left a few things in like hoodie from the plane and jeans cos didn't think i'd be needing them. I've been chucking dirty washing in there over the past few days.

Today decide to do some washing, in my suitcase, I found a clear plastic bag with a huge M&S steak in there. The doe was 9th Feb.

Strange joke surely? But who? Can't be Cos, no M&S here. The other three would've had to bring a steak over in their bags to then plant in my bag. It's also a weird joke cos the steak is in a bag so doesn't smell really. Thigh is a suspect, but I'm sure he was never alone with the suitcase and would he really risk planting a steak in my suitcase when I was going to thailand?! What if I got stopped at the border?! And also I'm 90% sure it wasn't in there when I unpacked a few days ago. I think it's been put there over the past day or so.

How else did a M&S steak that was purchased late jan/early feb get into my case?! Stumped.

Sick my friends can afford to waste M&S steak on practical jokes brag. If I ever do this, I'm doing it with 3 slices of haslet.

i think cos bought it, forgot about it then decided to use it as a joke instead of wasting it. Massive it was as well, bet it would've tasted goooood. Rare obv...