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« Reply #8265 on: May 24, 2012, 11:16:37 AM »

I thought holly was barely a kitten herself?

Poor sod. Get her to the vet mate
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« Reply #8266 on: May 24, 2012, 11:42:52 AM »


Poor sod. Get her to the vet mate

Shitting kittens out all the time is no good for anyone.
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« Reply #8267 on: May 24, 2012, 11:49:57 AM »

I thought holly was barely a kitten herself?

Poor sod. Get her to the vet mate

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« Reply #8268 on: May 24, 2012, 12:11:34 PM »

sounds like she wasn't ever "lost" just off on a romantic getaway with some hoodrat cat down the street
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« Reply #8269 on: May 24, 2012, 12:12:03 PM »

I thought holly was barely a kitten herself?

Poor sod. Get her to the vet mate

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Dont worry, I'm on the case...guna go check she is ok and sort her out Smiley I had my suspicians she might be pregnant and was guna ask my friend (going into her final yr of veterinary medicine) what the signs wereetc  today but she's already had them! I told him to get her spayed and will make sure she is asap tho..dont want this happening again!

Major distraction from final exams tho!!! If the sun shining wasnt bad enough, here are some adorable kittens to distract me too!
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« Reply #8270 on: May 24, 2012, 12:24:02 PM »

I wanted her to have kittens. But I'll sort her now so that's it. Andy and Tom say that 4 is the maximum.
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« Reply #8271 on: May 24, 2012, 12:27:19 PM »

I wanted her to have kittens. But I'll sort her now so that's it. Andy and Tom say that 4 is the maximum.

Sometime I try to figure out how the hell small cat like holly
can squeeze 3/4 kittens in her stomach / body!
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« Reply #8272 on: May 24, 2012, 01:27:38 PM »

I wanted her to have kittens. But I'll sort her now so that's it. Andy and Tom say that 4 is the maximum.

Sometime I try to figure out how the hell small cat like holly
can squeeze 3/4 kittens in her stomach / body!
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3/4 kittens is nothing compared to what Andy & Tom normally...........
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« Reply #8273 on: May 24, 2012, 02:23:19 PM »

I wanted her to have kittens. But I'll sort her now so that's it. Andy and Tom say that 4 is the maximum.

Sometime I try to figure out how the hell small cat like holly
can squeeze 3/4 kittens in her stomach / body!
Amazing

3/4 kittens is nothing compared to what Andy & Tom normally...........

Normally what Huh??
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« Reply #8274 on: May 24, 2012, 03:46:33 PM »

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Did they not have anyone in goal?
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« Reply #8275 on: May 24, 2012, 03:49:45 PM »

Did they not have anyone in goal?


Their goalie was fatter, and less agile, than me............ so basically - no.
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« Reply #8276 on: May 24, 2012, 03:50:54 PM »

Did they not have anyone in goal?


Their goalie was fatter, and less agile, than me............ so basically - no.

I would just like to apologise to the oppositions goalkeeper - turns out I had the teams mixed up.
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« Reply #8277 on: May 24, 2012, 03:58:03 PM »

Just like to point out on 30 secs (although admittedly it looked like a dive) that was a massive foul and i have the grazed knee to prove it.  Never again will I judge the brave souls such as Drogba, Ashley Young and Klinsmann.
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« Reply #8278 on: May 24, 2012, 03:59:36 PM »

Predicting first reply will be "who's Klinsmann?"
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« Reply #8279 on: May 24, 2012, 04:02:13 PM »

Predicting first reply will be "who's Klinsmann?"
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