Prose from a Poshboy

[cambridgealex]

Urgent help wanted.

Scene: Hannah has a single bed, but we have a double blowup mattress thing that we use. She has fallen asleep however on the single bed with the only duvet. Do we manup and sleep on the blowup matress without a duvet or wake her up looking so angelic and peaceful and squeeze in the single with her/suggest moving to the double matress?

[JK]

Man up imo.

However, she may be pleased with you waking her up and sleeping in there. However, she may be pissed.

Its a flip. GL.

[paulhouk03]

wake her up by teabagging her

[cambridgealex]

Man up imo.

However, she may be pleased with you waking her up and sleeping in there. However, she may be pissed.

Its a flip. GL.

If her reaction is a flip then game theory dictates I should then do what's in my personal best interest which = not freezing my bollocks off on bouncy-castle-like matress?? i think ive overlooked something though...

[buzzharvey22]

push her onto the double mattress so u get the quilt all to yourself

[pleno1]

Call a cab and ask for the nearest casino/brothel.

[redarmi]

Call a cab and ask for the nearest casino/brothel.

Oh how this post reminds me of the good old days when I worked for Victor Chandler and the "snooker club" was only  a cab ride away.  Is Los Lagos still there Pleno??? 

[buzzharvey22]

shes from newcastle, she shouldnt need a coat to leave the house in the middle of winter, so she wont need a blankett to sleep under

[SuuPRlim]

shes from newcastle, she shouldnt need a coat to leave the house in the middle of winter, so she wont need a blankett to sleep under

solved

[leethefish]

push her onto the double mattress so u get the quilt all to yourself

lol +1

[david3103]

Urgent help wanted.

Scene: Hannah has a single bed, but we have a double blowup mattress thing that we use. She has fallen asleep however on the single bed with the only duvet. Do we manup and sleep on the blowup matress without a duvet or wake her up looking so angelic and peaceful and squeeze in the single with her/suggest moving to the double matress?

You really shouldn't need to be asking this question, but for the record, and assuming you're sober, squeeze in and then suggest the move

[cambridgealex]

Found the perfect solution last night. Made a bit of a noise so she stirred, then as soon as she saw me, she snaprequested a cuddle. That's how it's done boys

Got a few hours to kill now, late regged for the miniFTOPs24, gonna be trolling blonde hope something interesting happens in PHA or something. Cos's diary is getting interesting (finally) and new episode of HSP is out, other than that, can't see much keeping me away from the only film Hannah has I absolutely love can bear to watch, Bridget Jones's Diary.

[cambridgealex]

Had a good night. Hannah asleep by midnight so I had 4hours to kill until i went to bed (really cant adjust to nondegen sleeping pattern for one weekend). New High Stakes Poker episode was class, had one entry at the MiniFTOPs 33$, was going well, busted with AQcc vs 56o on 234cc. Bit of a cooler, but think I should've 3bet pre. Doing lots of PHA atm too, which I find helps my game a lot. I've realised how far behind some people am I in the level that I'm thinking on.

One discussion has some concepts that I found really baffling. Stuff about vacuums, game theory, exploitable plays etc. Its about turning KT into a bluff on the river of KJ975 ddxxd. Rupert says KT is a good hand to do it with because it's lower in our range but has blockers to prominant parts of their value range or something! Lildave says we should c/r the river with KT (top pair) but c/f with J9 (two pair). Struggling to get my hand round those ideas! It's great being part of a forum with so many sharp minds that are lightyears ahead of me, it's a great place to learn. http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=52352.15 (for the reference just incase!).

That kind of stuff is all so irrelevant live vs 99% of opponents though. At Gala I could raise pre to £5 with 90% of my raisingrange, then to £15 with the top 10% and nobody would catch on. Sure need a balanced range live. But more and more now I'm playing with better opponents (mostly its jut sharing a table with Mitch or Andy) I have to balance it a bit more as it'd be so easy for them to exploit me if I didn't. Feeling good about my game again, hope to churn out some good results over the next couple of weeks to get me out the hole for the month.

Prague on thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[titaniumbean]

Praggguueeeeeee !!!!

[smashedagain]

gl with the poker and the other stuff that a bunch of young guys might indulge in