Prose from a Poshboy

[david3103]

The pulchritudinous soon to be Mrs Victoria Mitchell (nee Coren) was scared  of flying and actually took counselling from a specialist in assisting those with such a phobia.

He died in a plane crash.


Laser surgey? I'll stick with my contact lenses. I had the gas peremable ones for years but I've gone soft these days. One eye set for distance, the other for reading.

[tikay]

The pulchritudinous soon to be Mrs Victoria Mitchell (nee Coren) was scared  of flying and actually took counselling from a specialist in assisting those with such a phobia.

He died in a plane crash.


Laser surgey? I'll stick with my contact lenses. I had the gas peremable ones for years but I've gone soft these days. One eye set for distance, the other for reading.

Vicky is all the rage today.

And I had to look this up, & to save others as ignorant as me,.....

pulchritudinous - physically beautiful, comely

God knows how one would ever say it though, or introduce it into casual convo.

[david3103]

The pulchritudinous soon to be Mrs Victoria Mitchell (nee Coren) was scared  of flying and actually took counselling from a specialist in assisting those with such a phobia.

He died in a plane crash.


Laser surgey? I'll stick with my contact lenses. I had the gas peremable ones for years but I've gone soft these days. One eye set for distance, the other for reading.

Vicky is all the rage today.

And I had to look this up, & to save others as ignorant as me,.....

pulchritudinous - physically beautiful, comely

God knows how one would ever say it though, or introduce it into casual convo.

A little piece of me died when I read that she was engaged...

how to say pulchritudinous?

Learn from an expert...

[cambridgealex]

What a strange coincidence Maria.

Yes I wore them for 4 hours yesterday and my eyes have been very sore since then. And I almost put a whole in my mirror fist in frustration when I was trying to take them out last night. Unbelievable tilt.

I like you don't need them to see all the time, just things medium-far away, like the tournament screens, people on nearby tables, sometimes even when I'm in seat two and call someone down and they're in seat 7 or 8, I need to squint to see what they've got before saying "it's good".

I've always worn glasses for driving, but I just look so nerdy in them, doesn't go with the BMW image at all.

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In poker news, we ALMOST broke our unbeaten streak last night, but Tom Walster rescued us so it's 12/12 for March yay

Secret Tom opens £7, I 3b to £24, Walster cold 4bs to £75. I knew I was winning but just wanted to take the pot down, so 5b shipped £400 and he snapped me off quicker than Stato can say his subway order with and the board bricked and Q high held. #lovethegame.

That is a serious hand history by the way, was pretty funny! £100 richer for the day, can't complain.

[rfgqqabc]

I love Tom,in every way. Never won a pot off him somehow. Made a few bad A high folds before i knew him well enough...

[zerofive]

I've always worn glasses for driving, but I just look so nerdy in them, doesn't go with the BMW image at all.

Get yourself some decent designer glasses that actually go well with your face shape, and stop pulling out those wonky, wire thin spectacles. Could pull off the "almost important enough to be noticed businessman" look with some sleek specs and a big car mate.

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

[pleno1]

why does he call with 6 high? i dont get it? surely it makes our shove bad?

[cambridgealex]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

[cambridgealex]

why does he call with 6 high? i dont get it? surely it makes our shove bad?

He knew I was at it apparently and knew he was live! I thought he'd fold but was wrong! I can't exactly peel oop and folding just seems shamefully nitty

[stato_1]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

Yep, convince the fish to gamble with you then bang in 200bigs pre with Q2. Surefire way to success

[cambridgealex]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

Yep, convince the fish to gamble with you then bang in 200bigs pre with Q2. Surefire way to success

And what happens next time when I have TT+?

[stato_1]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

Yep, convince the fish to gamble with you then bang in 200bigs pre with Q2. Surefire way to success

And what happens next time when I have TT+?

Well I've never shown down a bad hand vs Tom and he still got it in pre vs me with 63cc so gl convincing me its all skill that u get ppl to donate to you

[cambridgealex]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

Yep, convince the fish to gamble with you then bang in 200bigs pre with Q2. Surefire way to success

And what happens next time when I have TT+?

Well I've never shown down a bad hand vs Tom and he still got it in pre vs me with 63cc so gl convincing me its all skill that u get ppl to donate to you

I didn't say all skill, I said there is a skill in it.

[smashedagain]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

Yep, convince the fish to gamble with you then bang in 200bigs pre with Q2. Surefire way to success

And what happens next time when I have TT+?

Well I've never shown down a bad hand vs Tom and he still got it in pre vs me with 63cc so gl convincing me its all skill that u get ppl to donate to you

Still feeling a bit guilty that you are getting the cake why your mates are picking up the crumbs lol.

I have a mental picture of you one end of the sofa in your boxer shorts rubbing dollars in your tittys whilst Stato is sat at the other end of the sofa in his boxers shorts steaming

[zerofive]

PS. How do you get it so that, when you're at a poker table, people just GIVE you money for no reason whatsoever? I think this would be a good addition to my arsenal.

I know this isn't a serious question but I think it does have a serious answer. GL convincing me that there isn't a skill in getting fish to play big pots with you/ gamble with you/ pay you off. 

Yep, convince the fish to gamble with you then bang in 200bigs pre with Q2. Surefire way to success

And what happens next time when I have TT+?

Well I've never shown down a bad hand vs Tom and he still got it in pre vs me with 63cc so gl convincing me its all skill that u get ppl to donate to you

Still feeling a bit guilty that you are getting the cake why your mates are picking up the crumbs lol.

I have a mental picture of you one end of the sofa in your boxer shorts rubbing dollars in your tittys whilst Stato is sat at the other end of the sofa in his boxers shorts steaming

The first day of spring, and Jason is sharing with us his strong homosexual desires.