Prose from a Poshboy

[mouth]

The success rate is so good these days tho teeks, it'd be like refusing to fly anywhere because you could 'crash'.

I write this as I'm sitting aboard a flight to KL. Should probably delete and try to forget the analogy...

It took me until my 30's to summon the courage to get into an aeroplane, I was shit scared at the thought. Eventually I booked a flight, & my then young lady & myself flew to Hawaii. Just the 22 hour maiden flight then.

Why are you flying to Kings Lynn?

PS - Safe flight Mr P.

I hate every minute of flying. Normally manage to keep it together but did lose it once landing from Cork at Liverpool and I thought we were crash landing in the sea. Highly entertaining for everyone else though.

On your mention of long haul flights I have to say they're a lot easier than the two/three hour flights on smaller planes. Managed to get to Australia without a nervous breakdown but nearly had a physical fight with a twat of a stewardess on a vomit comit from Dublin cause she wouldn't let me keep the window blind down when landing.

[kinboshi]

The success rate is so good these days tho teeks, it'd be like refusing to fly anywhere because you could 'crash'.

I write this as I'm sitting aboard a flight to KL. Should probably delete and try to forget the analogy...

It took me until my 30's to summon the courage to get into an aeroplane, I was shit scared at the thought. Eventually I booked a flight, & my then young lady & myself flew to Hawaii. Just the 22 hour maiden flight then.

Why are you flying to Kings Lynn?

PS - Safe flight Mr P.

I hate every minute of flying. Normally manage to keep it together but did lose it once landing from Cork at Liverpool and I thought we were crash landing in the sea. Highly entertaining for everyone else though.

On your mention of long haul flights I have to say they're a lot easier than the two/three hour flights on smaller planes. Managed to get to Australia without a nervous breakdown but nearly had a physical fight with a twat of a stewardess on a vomit comit from Dublin cause she wouldn't let me keep the window blind down when landing.

Yeah, it's obviously impossible to land a plane safely if one of the window blinds is down.

Put this on the daft list of things people are forbidden to do for absolutely no decent reason, alongside using a mobile phone at a petrol station, declaring your exact cards during a poker game, and can of coke through security at an airport.

[cambridgealex]

Playing football tonight, got a star new addition to the team.

He's promised great things. And I mean great.

He says he used to run 100m in under 11 seconds.

He says he'll run rings round all of us.

He says he'll never lose his touch.

Its the one and only...

Waheed Ashraf!

Boom!

[CHIPPYMAN]

Playing football tonight, got a star new addition to the team.

He's promised great things. And I mean great.

He says he used to run 100m in under 11 seconds.

He says he'll run rings round all of us.

He says he'll never lose his touch.

Its the one and only...

Waheed Ashraf!

Boom!

100m  under 11 seconds !
I think he meant 11 munutes

[adnmdv]

The success rate is so good these days tho teeks, it'd be like refusing to fly anywhere because you could 'crash'.

I write this as I'm sitting aboard a flight to KL. Should probably delete and try to forget the analogy...

It took me until my 30's to summon the courage to get into an aeroplane, I was shit scared at the thought. Eventually I booked a flight, & my then young lady & myself flew to Hawaii. Just the 22 hour maiden flight then.

Why are you flying to Kings Lynn?

PS - Safe flight Mr P.

I hate every minute of flying. Normally manage to keep it together but did lose it once landing from Cork at Liverpool and I thought we were crash landing in the sea. Highly entertaining for everyone else though.

On your mention of long haul flights I have to say they're a lot easier than the two/three hour flights on smaller planes. Managed to get to Australia without a nervous breakdown but nearly had a physical fight with a twat of a stewardess on a vomit comit from Dublin cause she wouldn't let me keep the window blind down when landing.

Yeah, it's obviously impossible to land a plane safely if one of the window blinds is down.

Put this on the daft list of things people are forbidden to do for absolutely no decent reason, alongside using a mobile phone at a petrol station, declaring your exact cards during a poker game, and can of coke through security at an airport.

It's a safety thing to make evacuations easier - so you can see out and the emergency personnel can see in.

[smashedagain]

Playing football tonight, got a star new addition to the team.

He's promised great things. And I mean great.

He says he used to run 100m in under 11 seconds.

He says he'll run rings round all of us.

He says he'll never lose his touch.

Its the one and only...

Waheed Ashraf!

Boom!

Lol. He's got a great heart but technical ability may be lacking.
Now I just can see all you guys playing in shorts and skins in this beautiful sun.

Hope Sean ain't onto something about my sexual desires. I'm very much in the don't knock it til you've tried it camp

[outragous76]

Playing football tonight, got a star new addition to the team.

He's promised great things. And I mean great.

He says he used to run 100m in under 11 seconds.

He says he'll run rings round all of us.

He says he'll never lose his touch.

Its the one and only...

Waheed Ashraf!

Boom!

Lol. He's got a great heart but technical ability may be lacking.
Now I just can see all you guys playing in shorts and skins in this beautiful sun.

Hope Sean ain't onto something about my sexual desires. I'm very much in the don't knock it til you've tried it camp

ur def not gay Jase - you've already admitted to being afraid of a finger up the bum!

[PeeJay]

WADEYYYYYYY!!! Trip report should be golden.

[smashedagain]

Playing football tonight, got a star new addition to the team.

He's promised great things. And I mean great.

He says he used to run 100m in under 11 seconds.

He says he'll run rings round all of us.

He says he'll never lose his touch.

Its the one and only...

Waheed Ashraf!

Boom!

Lol. He's got a great heart but technical ability may be lacking.
Now I just can see all you guys playing in shorts and skins in this beautiful sun.

Hope Sean ain't onto something about my sexual desires. I'm very much in the don't knock it til you've tried it camp

ur def not gay Jase - you've already admitted to being afraid of a finger up the bum!

Good point well made.

Please get some video footage of this tonight as it should be the nutz

[moustache]

What a strange coincidence Maria.

Yes I wore them for 4 hours yesterday and my eyes have been very sore since then. And I almost put a whole in my mirror fist in frustration when I was trying to take them out last night. Unbelievable tilt.

I like you don't need them to see all the time, just things medium-far away, like the tournament screens, people on nearby tables, sometimes even when I'm in seat two and call someone down and they're in seat 7 or 8, I need to squint to see what they've got before saying "it's good".

I've always worn glasses for driving, but I just look so nerdy in them, doesn't go with the BMW image at all.

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In poker news, we ALMOST broke our unbeaten streak last night, but Tom Walster rescued us so it's 12/12 for March yay

Secret Tom opens £7, I 3b to £24, Walster cold 4bs to £75. I knew I was winning but just wanted to take the pot down, so 5b shipped £400 and he snapped me off quicker than Stato can say his subway order with and the board bricked and Q high held. #lovethegame.

That is a serious hand history by the way, was pretty funny! £100 richer for the day, can't complain.

You nearly put a Whole in your mirror? I suppose that's better than putting half of it in!

[cambridgealex]

Wait till the end. The word wizard really will eat just about anything.

[stato_1]

Maybe if i ran like u mate, I'd be able to afford to waste good food

[PeeJay]

Maybe if i ran like u mate, I'd be able to afford to waste good food

Think of all the people that don't wash their hands after emptying their bowls then make their way straight back to the table and handle the chips. #custardcantbethatgood

[Boba Fett]

Contact lenses are all about technique, there are loads of Youtube vids showing how to do it without scratching/ripping your eyes out

[stato_1]

Maybe if i ran like u mate, I'd be able to afford to waste good food

Think of all the people that don't wash their hands after emptying their bowls then make their way straight back to the table and handle the chips. #custardcantbethatgood

Thing is mate I know that ur a bit of a hygiene-freak, and since the chips had come direct from ur stack I'd assumed you'd sanitised them