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« Reply #11370 on: November 01, 2012, 03:08:46 PM »

Nice month.
Do the numbers include staking figures?


No, I don't include them. Probably should.

Not really. Obviously if you're staked, then that should be taken into account with your figures. But any staking of other players is a separate thing from your actual poker playing revenue. It's like a separate business venture.

yeh i know, i meant I should probably include them in a separate thing like live cash/live comps/staking etc.

I'm not staked for anything except sell bits for £1ks+ and if I ever cash in one of those (0 this year Sad) then I put down whatever I've made from it. Eg Monte carlo went down as a £36k win not £77 cos that's what I made from it. 

You won the Monte Carlo?

sigh knew I shouldn't have written that.

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Anyway, why aren't you in Estonia?
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« Reply #11371 on: November 01, 2012, 03:11:59 PM »

Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...
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« Reply #11372 on: November 01, 2012, 03:16:22 PM »

Did actually have a sick game of football yesterday for the DTD Deeeegens. They were short so I was peer pressured against my will to step in. Actually didn't do too terribly this time and we got a convincing 7-3 win and played really well. It was pouring with rain which was kind of fun! Really satisfying and rewarding actually. But the other team must be the worst team in the league, cos they were a lot worse than the other two we've played so far in the top division.
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« Reply #11373 on: November 01, 2012, 03:16:43 PM »

Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...

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« Reply #11374 on: November 01, 2012, 03:29:19 PM »

Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...

Kinky

Was very disturbing
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« Reply #11375 on: November 01, 2012, 03:42:45 PM »

Might jump in the shower in a bit if you're interested?
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« Reply #11376 on: November 01, 2012, 04:23:57 PM »

Part three:

So I flew in and as soon as I stepped outside I was hit by the biting cold. I knew it was going to be cold - she'd warned me - between -5 and 0 most days. Yikes. Time to don the sick hat I bought last year Cheesy

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It wasn't actually snowing at this point, she said it never really snows this time of year.

We were meeting at my hotel, once I got checked in and settled she came over and had brought sushi and a bottle of Japanese wine to share in the room - niiiiiice. We bonded over my inability to use chopsticks and just seemed to hit it off just as we had over facebook. This is her by the way:

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After we ate she took me round the Old Town part of the city. It was insanely quiet - hardly a soul around - and this is the capital city! The buildings and streets were so beautiful, all very old - winding cobbled streets, russian architecture it was all really pretty. We walked and talked for hours it seemed, it was really great - felt like the perfect escape.

Nothing more happened that night, we said goodnight and I went to sleep.

I told her to just knock on my door whenever the next day because I knew my sleeping pattern would be upset from the time difference and trying to be on a muggle sleeping pattern. I barely slept during the night, but fell asleep at about 7am and at 12 she knocked on the door armed with coffee and  pain au chocolate - what a life!

We ate then we had made use of the hotels A* spa facilities and spent about 2 hours in various jacuzzi's and different sauna's. She goes to the gym a lot so had a pretty perfect body to browse nomm nomm Smiley That was a fun afternoon. I can't remember what else we did that day, but in the evening she told me she had an idea for an activity for us. She wanted to play poker! Hmm not really what I had in mind, but would be fun anyway.

She brought over chips and cards and wanted to play a sng, best of 3 and the winner gets a "wish" where the other person has to do something, and they HAVE to do it she insisted.

What's the strategy here?! I mean, usually I'd let her win of course, but I had a feeling that my wish would be far better for me than hers would be! So I kind of wanted to win, but also didn't want to be a dick and "wish" for anything too much, and I wouldn't really know where to draw the line lol. I decided it was best in the long run to let her win / I got totally pwned Cheesy.

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Her wish was to see me playing the piano. The hotel had one downstairs, so off we went, and I did a good job of wooing her with some classic romantic songs. We got some cocktails at the bar and took them up to the room. We sat on the window sill overlooking the city, music playing, and by this time the snow was falling (run better!) and then she leant in for the kiss and it was honestly one of the most magical fairytale moments of my life!

The whole thing was like one big dream, even now looking back it seems so unlikely that all this happened.

She spent the night and we spent the whole of the next day together, doing some more sight-seeing, and then went for a lovely meal in a local estonian restaurant which was amazing. She stayed over again and took me to the airport this morning and we said goodbye and that was it. Now I'm back in Nottingham reflecting on it all, wondering whether I'll see her again (detour on the way back from Praugue in december maybe?!). Maybe...

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Great story Alex, I think I may have a slight man crush on you now. Such a romantic. Slightly disappointed she didn't have a cock in the end. Sigh.
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« Reply #11377 on: November 01, 2012, 04:37:09 PM »

^Run better ?

Obv haven't seen Hostel  Smiley
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« Reply #11378 on: November 01, 2012, 04:44:06 PM »




Great story Alex, I think I may have a slight man crush on you now. Such a romantic. Slightly disappointed she didn't have a cock in the end. Sigh.
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« Reply #11379 on: November 01, 2012, 06:30:39 PM »

tbh cock speculation was never TRULY layed to rest and with the lack of willingness to provide any dirty pictures I'm still not entirely convinced.
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« Reply #11380 on: November 01, 2012, 06:31:30 PM »

tbh cock speculation was never TRULY layed to rest and with the lack of willingness to provide any dirty pictures I'm still not entirely convinced.

I guess speculation will have to remain...
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« Reply #11381 on: November 01, 2012, 06:49:11 PM »

tbh cock speculation was never TRULY layed to rest and with the lack of willingness to provide any dirty pictures I'm still not entirely convinced.

Missed a sitter al, well played. Not sure how 6 pages of congratulations dismisses any accusations of poker players being nerds though!
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« Reply #11382 on: November 01, 2012, 09:47:28 PM »

Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...

Kinky

Was very disturbing
my mate was into scatology. He even had one of those toilets made out of Perspex or some sort of see through plastic that you could put your head in and watch someone do there business. Now that's disturbing
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« Reply #11383 on: November 02, 2012, 08:23:00 AM »


"My mate was into scatology..."

That's the secret phrase! You're a winner!
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« Reply #11384 on: November 02, 2012, 08:28:17 AM »

Losing loads of money and watching Sam Macdonald do his business over skype in nottingham apparently is a better option...

Kinky

Was very disturbing
my mate was into scatology. He even had one of those toilets made out of Perspex or some sort of see through plastic that you could put your head in and watch someone do there business. Now that's disturbing

How does that even come out in conversation Jase?
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