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« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2011, 05:01:14 PM »

Full Tilt Poker Game #27326562976: $17,500 KO Guarantee (212136173), Table 50 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:45:27 ET - 2011/01/16
Seat 1: out_patient (3,900)
Seat 2: REMEMBER78 (6,015)
Seat 3: George2Loose (3,000)
Seat 4: Elmagico19A1 (4,470)
Seat 5: DingSing80 (2,270)
Seat 6: willedtowin (4,655)
Seat 7: Mansuper222 (4,490)
Seat 8: Sylku (5,180)
Seat 9: AA_pete_AT (5,690)
Sylku posts the small blind of 25
AA_pete_AT posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
out_patient folds
REMEMBER78 calls 50
George2Loose calls 50
Elmagico19A1 has 15 seconds left to act
Elmagico19A1 folds
DingSing80 calls 50
willedtowin folds
Mansuper222 has 15 seconds left to act
Mansuper222 has timed out
Mansuper222 folds
Mansuper222 is sitting out
Sylku calls 25
AA_pete_AT checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Sylku checks
AA_pete_AT checks
REMEMBER78 checks
George2Loose bets 175
DingSing80 folds
Sylku folds
AA_pete_AT has 15 seconds left to act
AA_pete_AT raises to 450
REMEMBER78 folds
George2Loose has 15 seconds left to act
DingSing80 has been disconnected
DingSing80 has reconnected
George2Loose raises to 2,950, and is all in
AA_pete_AT calls 2,500
George2Loose shows [ ]
AA_pete_AT shows [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
George2Loose shows a full house, Sevens full of Kings
AA_pete_AT shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
AA_pete_AT wins the pot (6,150) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,150 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: out_patient didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: REMEMBER78 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: George2Loose showed [ ] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Kings
Seat 4: Elmagico19A1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DingSing80 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: willedtowin didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Mansuper222 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Sylku (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: AA_pete_AT (big blind) showed [ ] and won (6,150) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
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« Reply #61 on: January 16, 2011, 06:55:37 PM »

PokerStars Game #56033761891: Tournament #350367698, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2011/01/16 18:53:06 WET [2011/01/16 13:53:06 ET]
Table '350367698 68' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: George2Loose (1345 in chips)
Seat 2: th1986 (2691 in chips)
Seat 3: Pocket55ives (1275 in chips)
Seat 4: ucthelegend (1485 in chips)
Seat 5: fergwrx (1914 in chips)
Seat 6: Mieje (1330 in chips)
Seat 7: asquith31 (1215 in chips)
Seat 8: miamihawk99 (1475 in chips)
Seat 9: Civell (1665 in chips)
fergwrx: posts small blind 30
Mieje: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
asquith31: folds
miamihawk99: folds
Civell: folds
George2Loose: raises 90 to 150
th1986: raises 175 to 325
Pocket55ives: folds
ucthelegend: folds
fergwrx: folds
Mieje: folds
George2Loose: calls 175
*** FLOP *** [ ]
George2Loose: checks
th1986: bets 425
George2Loose: raises 595 to 1020 and is all-in
th1986: calls 595
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
th1986: shows [ ] (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
th1986 collected 2780 from pot
George2Loose finished the tournament in 629th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2780 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: George2Loose showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: th1986 showed [ ] and won (2780) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
Seat 3: Pocket55ives folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ucthelegend (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: fergwrx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mieje (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: asquith31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: miamihawk99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Civell folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2011, 06:59:48 PM »

Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.
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« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2011, 07:13:49 PM »

Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.
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« Reply #64 on: January 16, 2011, 08:13:14 PM »

Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.

but its sunday - thats what happens on sunday
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« Reply #65 on: January 16, 2011, 08:16:20 PM »

lol
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« Reply #66 on: January 16, 2011, 08:29:45 PM »

Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

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« Reply #67 on: January 16, 2011, 08:32:29 PM »

Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

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« Reply #68 on: January 16, 2011, 08:34:12 PM »

In all seriousness this will not become the whinge thread. Just trying to live up to my rep. When I win the warm up I'll post the winning hand
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« Reply #69 on: January 16, 2011, 11:43:24 PM »

how did that work out for you?
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« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2011, 12:09:21 AM »

how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx
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« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2011, 12:17:57 AM »

how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Get this diary back on track please George. We know you always lose at poker because you're always telling us. Let's have something interesting and nice........

How about......

How and when you met your lovely wife Shelley?
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« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2011, 12:24:56 AM »

how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Get this diary back on track please George. We know you always lose at poker because you're always telling us. Let's have something interesting and nice........

How about......

How and when you met your lovely wife Shelley?

I said no more bad beats
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« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2011, 12:45:29 AM »

how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Get this diary back on track please George. We know you always lose at poker because you're always telling us. Let's have something interesting and nice........

How about......

How and when you met your lovely wife Shelley?

I said no more bad beats

Lol.

I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down Cheesy
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« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2011, 12:49:14 AM »

Actually the George/Shelley story is quite a interesting/long one. How we met? Not that interesting actually. We drank at the same pub (yes I used to go to the pub before poker). Pre poker I was actually quite slim- played footie 4 times a week and went out every weekend playing pool etc. The circumstances in which we got together were actually quite contraversial.

For those of you who don't know- and Shelley will hate me for highlighting it, but Shelley is 6 years older than me. When I first met her she was actually in a long term relationship and had two children, (Esme and Kieran) and I don't mind admitting I had a crush on her. I actually remember when she said she'd split up from her partner, my heart went booooooooooom altho I didn't really think I had a chance. The kids complicated this two fold- number 1 I was only 20 and I don't mind admitting kids weren't exactly on the agenda and 2, I am from a fairly strict Asian family. The fact that I was interested in an older white woman would probably see me getting a hiding to nothing- let alone one with kids!

Anyway one night, after a few drinks we were walking to the curry house after a standard night out on the drink and we kissed. Things were very complicated for a while, you know women. We eventually get together and I start spending every single waking moment with her- you know how things are when you first meet. I'm 20 and in love! OMG best thing ever. Love you love you puke puke puke.

My mum obv catches on- I tell her about Shelley but not the kids. I meet them about 2 months after being with Shelley and things are going well. My Dad gives me a pep talk- you can see this woman for now but nothing perm. Yup yup dad agree. Next thing I'm pushing the kids in a trolley around Asda and get spotted by one of my mum's best friends. An hour later my dad is on the phone....

"Rupinder....." (just to point out- my parents actually call me George- so when my first name is used I know he means business) "Come home now we need to talk to you!"

I start the walk home from Shelley's..... dread in my stomach best way of describing it although tbh I don't even think that does it justice.....
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