The chuckle chronicles

[George2Loose]

I take back what I said about nigelhill. He's a donk who doesn't fold J6 cos it's his fave hand

[celtic]

I take back what I said about nigelhill. He's a donk who doesn't fold J6 cos it's his fave hand

 

[celtic]

Jason, why do you never read my diary?

I do read it but not knowing you (I don't think) I feel it would be rude to slag (troll / flame etc). Disappointed with myself that now I have got to 300 posts I ain't been on the staking threads and posted "is that really your hendonmob. Omg. Pmsl. Do one loser".... Fml only Keith Hawkins so far and I love him. Don't really understand the 10 2 hand on Dtd tv the other night tho. Put it down to a bit of dementia

We have met, and we are friends on facebook, that makes us BFF imo, glad you have now posted on my diary, feel free to Hendon Mob me too, and then come and slag me off. It's all good fun.

[George2Loose]

Last few days have been rough.

I've had the week off work with flu. Hitting 30 has hit my immune system hard. I rarely get ill but have had flu 2 times in the last 6 months. Probably not had it as many times before that for 10 years.

So all I've been doing is grinding online in between sleeps. Hasn't been much fun. I update about losing less because people just think "George is just moaning again blah blah blah" and they're abso right.

As with UKIPT's- online I have so many last 2/3 table finishes of late. It's quite frustrating. Partly down to losing flips/running bad deep but also I think I've been a little impatient deep. Trying to find a spot when there's really not one there.

Got a result tonight which is a massive relief! Binked the turbo fiddy (well chopped it HU/flued up sleeping patterns ftw) for 8.5k which is my biggest online result in yonks. Have to get a whinge in. Was 4/1 chip leader HU and got it in KJ vs K5 for the 10.6k win but more than happy with the chop!!! Pity I'm not well enough to celebrate!

[George2Loose]

Oh I've just been reminded about an incident that happened at APAT last weekend- will do a quick update when I wake up. Farce isn't the word.

[celtic]

Congrats Mr buodoir.

[outragous76]

nice score george - a score is always good for the confidence - onwards and upwards

[Laxie]

April Fool's joke surely?  If not...well done.

[George2Loose]

Ha! Was thinking people would think that when I posted it. Sick joke. George wins! lol

Screenshots ftw won't just post up:

+8500
+8501
+8499

[George2Loose]

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[Karabiner]

Nice one G2GTBT 

[George2Loose]

My daughters fb status. Shes upstairs with Ace deciding what film to watch with him before beditime (Esme is 13, Ace is 2 going on 44) Made me and Shelley lol!

Esme Bedi

me'what film you wanna watch?'

Ace'medicine'

me'that's not a film'

Ace'yes it is'

Me'no its not'

ace'*slap me round face*YES IT IS!'


ermm I'm guessing it is then.

[George2Loose]

So much for the heater

[George2Loose]

Im gonna have a whinge- cos let's face it. It's what I do best.

Handily placed in the 50r turbo. I'm around 10th I think. 36 cash. Then this happens:

Full Tilt Poker Game #29680353285: Turbo $15K Guarantee (Rush) (230534647), Table 47 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:47:50 ET - 2011/04/06
Seat 1: George2Loose (35,524)
Seat 2: DQnk (14,379)
Seat 3: dchendes (16,590)
Seat 4: basjeenlotte (32,671)
Seat 5: A6540 (17,651)
Seat 6: MUC09 (11,693)
Seat 7: pockerpofi (13,518)
Seat 8: asesino21 (13,333)
Seat 9: MBS Arb1 (57,394)
George2Loose antes 125
DQnk antes 125
dchendes antes 125
basjeenlotte antes 125
A6540 antes 125
MUC09 antes 125
pockerpofi antes 125
asesino21 antes 125
MBS Arb1 antes 125
DQnk posts the small blind of 500
dchendes posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [As ]
basjeenlotte has 8 seconds left to act
basjeenlotte folds
A6540 folds
MUC09 folds
pockerpofi folds
asesino21 has 8 seconds left to act
asesino21 folds
MBS Arb1 has 8 seconds left to act
MBS Arb1 raises to 2,000
George2Loose raises to 5,270
DQnk folds
dchendes folds
MBS Arb1 has 15 seconds left to act
MBS Arb1 calls 3,270
*** FLOP *** [ ]
MBS Arb1 checks
George2Loose bets 7,475
MBS Arb1 has 15 seconds left to act
MBS Arb1 calls 7,475
*** TURN *** [ ] []
MBS Arb1 bets 44,524, and is all in
George2Loose calls 22,654, and is all in
MBS Arb1 shows [ ]
George2Loose shows [As ]
Uncalled bet of 21,870 returned to MBS Arb1
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
MBS Arb1 shows a flush, Ten high
George2Loose shows a pair of Tens
MBS Arb1 wins the pot (73,423) with a flush, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 73,423 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: George2Loose (button) showed [As ] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: DQnk (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: dchendes (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: basjeenlotte folded before the Flop
Seat 5: A6540 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: MUC09 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: pockerpofi folded before the Flop
Seat 8: asesino21 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: MBS Arb1 showed [ ] and won (73,423) with a flush, Ten high

I am open to people critiquing my play. Is my sizing wrong or did I just run into one?

[outragous76]

its hardly a beat