Biggest Cocks in Football goes to......................

[LeedsRhodesy]

Ok i have change it to Biggest Cocks in Football

EL-HADJI DIOUF

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3339397/Mack-attack-at-disgrace-Diouf.html

[LeedsRhodesy]

What a sick fuck "If you have a daughter like one years old i will fuck her aswell"

[Amatay]

What a sick fuck "If you have a daughter like one years old i will fuck her aswell"

huh

[Matt.NFFC.]

Thread should be titled "Biggest Cocks in Football"

Because you have Neil Warnock in this as well!

While your at it you may as well add Carlton Palmer to the list as well....but for different reasons (allegedly)!

[gatso]

Thread should be titled "Biggest Cocks in Football"

Because you have Neil Warnock in this as well!

exactly. I opened the thread, saw a pic of warnock and thought rhodesy had it spot on. got a bit confused when I realised he was talking about someone else

[LeedsRhodesy]

Todays winner is Glen Johnson for this rant

The Liverpool defender Glen Johnson has launched an outspoken attack on Paul Merson after the former Arsenal midfielder criticised his attitude this season.

Merson, a pundit on Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday programme, was discussing the departure of Liverpool's manager Roy Hodgson when he called Johnson's performances into question. The right-back, who trained with the rest of the squad at Melwood this morning ahead of tomorrow's FA Cup third-round tie which will see the return of Kenny Dalglish as temporary manager, was obviously watching the programme. And he chose to respond via his Twitter page.

"Comments from alcoholic drug abusers are not really gonna upset me and who is Paul Merson to judge players, he was average at the best of times," Johnson wrote. "The only reason he's on that show is coz he gambled all his money away. The clown!"

A number of people complained that Johnson had brought up Merson's former drug problems and the comments were soon deleted.

In response to the reaction to his previous comments, Johnson later wrote on Twitter: "I dunno wot all the hype is about, people who give their opinion all the time should accept that 1 day someone else will give their own opinion."




Merson  vs Johnson


Merson

    * First Division/Premier League
          o Winner (2): 1988-89, 1990-91,
    * FA Cup
          o Winner (1): 1992-93
    * Football League Cup
          o Winner (1): 1992-93
    * Cup Winners' Cup
          o Winner (1): 1993-94
          o Runner-up (1): 1994-95
    * UEFA Super Cup
          o Runner-up (1): 1994
    * FA Community Shield
          o Winner (1): 1991 (shared),
          o Runner-up (2): 1989, 1993


Johnson

    * FA Premier League: 1

        2004–05

    * League Cup: 1

        2005

Portsmouth

    * FA Cup: 1

        2008

[TheChipPrince]

Johnson also has 1 more toilet seat than Merson.

[TightEnd]

Today's joint winner is Asamoah Gyan, who booked a holiday for this week because he thought that we had a Winter break in the English top flight

[Nakor]

I am obviously in a minority but I think Warnock conducted himself very well at the weekend considering the shameful event he witnessed.

If you look how he handled the situation in the minutes after the game had finished when emotion was obviously running very high, I thought he was very restrained considering.

I have to admit I have always liked Warnocks honesty and enthusiasm, and there is no doubt he has a real talent at getting teams out of the Championship, but I guess I do understand why he is considered a "cock", just surprises me he is considered one of the biggest.

[TheChipPrince]

I have to admit I have always liked Warnocks honesty and enthusiasm

+1

More pantomime villain than c*ck imo.  Like the guy.

[TightEnd]

I have to admit I have always liked Warnocks honesty and enthusiasm

+1

More pantomime villain than c*ck imo.  Like the guy.

always though he was a type that you'd love if he was your manager, hate if he's not

Like some players. Robbie Savage I loved for us, can't stand him everywhere else

[booder]

Johnson also has 1 more toilet seat than Merson.

[The Baron]

Todays winner is Glen Johnson for this rant

The Liverpool defender Glen Johnson has launched an outspoken attack on Paul Merson after the former Arsenal midfielder criticised his attitude this season.

Merson, a pundit on Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday programme, was discussing the departure of Liverpool's manager Roy Hodgson when he called Johnson's performances into question. The right-back, who trained with the rest of the squad at Melwood this morning ahead of tomorrow's FA Cup third-round tie which will see the return of Kenny Dalglish as temporary manager, was obviously watching the programme. And he chose to respond via his Twitter page.

"Comments from alcoholic drug abusers are not really gonna upset me and who is Paul Merson to judge players, he was average at the best of times," Johnson wrote. "The only reason he's on that show is coz he gambled all his money away. The clown!"

A number of people complained that Johnson had brought up Merson's former drug problems and the comments were soon deleted.

In response to the reaction to his previous comments, Johnson later wrote on Twitter: "I dunno wot all the hype is about, people who give their opinion all the time should accept that 1 day someone else will give their own opinion."




Merson  vs Johnson


Merson

    * First Division/Premier League
          o Winner (2): 1988-89, 1990-91,
    * FA Cup
          o Winner (1): 1992-93
    * Football League Cup
          o Winner (1): 1992-93
    * Cup Winners' Cup
          o Winner (1): 1993-94
          o Runner-up (1): 1994-95
    * UEFA Super Cup
          o Runner-up (1): 1994
    * FA Community Shield
          o Winner (1): 1991 (shared),
          o Runner-up (2): 1989, 1993


Johnson

    * FA Premier League: 1

        2004–05

    * League Cup: 1

        2005

Portsmouth

    * FA Cup: 1

        2008

Hard to argue against Merson the player but the rest of Johnson's statement is true. The guy is a joke of a pundit.

Johnson & Babel ftw.

[Maxriddles]

I hope this thread keeps going, should be a cracking read by the end of year when surely the biggest cock in football 2011 should be named. Given some of the candidates so far the competition should be hot.

[LeedsRhodesy]

I hope this thread keeps going, should be a cracking read by the end of year when surely the biggest cock in football 2011 should be named. Given some of the candidates so far the competition should be hot.

i will keep it going i was going to add craig bellamy but sounld like self defence