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« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2011, 06:41:13 PM »
this thread is sexist.
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« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2011, 10:29:55 PM »
Quote from: rex008 on January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
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i feel discriminated against as a single person now.  plus whole thread is a massive rub down.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2011, 10:30:12 PM »
Quote from: rex008 on January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
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haha, brilliant.

what about people that arent married?
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« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2011, 10:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
Quote from: rex008 on January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
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i feel discriminated against as a single person now.  plus whole thread is a massive rub down.

delete this please, you were too quick.
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« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2011, 10:31:29 PM »
Quote from: sovietsong on January 25, 2011, 10:30:31 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
Quote from: rex008 on January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
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i feel discriminated against as a single person now.  plus whole thread is a massive rub down.

delete this please, you were too quick.

sure will.
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« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2011, 10:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on January 25, 2011, 10:30:31 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
Quote from: rex008 on January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
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i feel discriminated against as a single person now.  plus whole thread is a massive rub down.

delete this please, you were too quick.

sure will.

yawn.  the 'sure' thing is so 2009















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« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2011, 10:35:08 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2011, 01:38:37 AM »
W : What do you want to eat.
M :I dunno, maybe a curry
W : don't fancy a curry.
M : How about a burger
W : I don't want burgers
...
W : What do you want to eat
M : I don't mind, what do you want
W : I don't know
...
W : I'm hungry
M : What do you want
W : I don't know

Flash forward 2 minutes, I'm in the kitchen systematically shouting the contents of the fridge/freezer and cupboards through to the living room

M : Chicken
W : No
M : Pasta
W : Nah
M : Yoghurt
W : No
...
M : Fish Fingers
W : No
M : Apples
W : No
...
...
...
We have a curry.
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« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2011, 03:21:19 AM »
Quote from: paulhouk03 on January 17, 2011, 12:40:12 AM
We have got no money

Next day look what I got they were on sale they were 1000 now there 800
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« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2011, 05:27:58 PM »
I recently got a different company car  (blatant i have a job brag)
Wife gets in and we drive off without her putting the seat belt on. Obv the alarm starts beeping to which she says "Rich whats that noise?"

Me "oh its the alarm to say your seat belt is not on"
Wife "but how does it know when i am not here though"

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