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« on: January 14, 2011, 11:10:26 PM »
I just took the wife to DTD. Went to see The Kings Speech at the showcase, thought we'd pop in, she'd never seen it before.

"So, what do you think?"

"Bit like a bingo hall, isn't it."

 

;facepalm;

Anybody else care to contribute?
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 11:10:54 PM »
it is tho
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 11:14:22 PM »
Eyes down

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 11:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on January 14, 2011, 11:10:54 PM
it is tho

this
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 11:24:25 PM »
"I'm leaving you"
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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 11:28:36 PM »
you let your wife speak?
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 11:30:56 PM »
"No"
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 11:32:15 PM »
"thats not where it lives"
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 11:40:45 PM »
Quote from: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:24:25 PM
"I'm leaving you"

Rofl
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 11:42:44 PM »
Quote from: LeKnave on January 14, 2011, 11:40:45 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:24:25 PM
"I'm leaving you"

Rofl

btw thats not my missus, she is much more likely to say "If I could do any better, or afford the rent on my own I would leave you"
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 11:42:59 PM »
I'm very lucky
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 11:45:38 PM »
Quote from: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:42:59 PM
I'm very lucky

Why, did she get the house?
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 11:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Robert HM on January 14, 2011, 11:45:38 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:42:59 PM
I'm very lucky

Why, did she get the house?


not at all, I'm overweight & bald yet live with a real girl.  there is hope for you all.*

*excluding ChipRich
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 07:51:13 AM »
Quote from: gatso on January 14, 2011, 11:19:50 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 14, 2011, 11:10:54 PM
it is tho

this
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 08:58:30 AM »
Quote from: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:47:21 PM
Quote from: Robert HM on January 14, 2011, 11:45:38 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:42:59 PM
I'm very lucky

Why, did she get the house?


not at all, I'm overweight & bald yet live with a real girl.  there is hope for you all.*

*excluding ChipRich

rofl x20!
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