GUKPT Manchester Live Update

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Someone has just come up to me and said

"caroline i looked at the updates last night and they weren't perfect you know. When I looked up Nuts TV..."


Can I stop you there? the AWOP boys are over in the corner.

If you want my updates google perfect blonde. (Check porn filter on first)

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208 runners : £208,000 prizepool

1st £58100
2nd £39500
3rd £25500
4th £15100
5th £11450
6th £9350
7th £7300
8th £5700
9th £4150
10th £3650
11th £3100
12th £2600
13th £2600
14th £2100
15th £2100
16th £2100
17th £2100
18th £2100
19th £2100
20th £2100
21st £2100
22nd £2100



Caroline do you need me to find the chip counts and get them on the forum?

Would be massive help as I don't have excel and they won't open, ty ty

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46 players left, paying 22 of them, Greg Howard is reading the paper (think it was the Sun) and says he is waiting for the bubble he has 71k.

Matt Cardigan has about 40k, just been moved when they broke another table.

Dan "i like ladyboyz" Charlton has just won a big pot, taking out Alan Brown, Dan had qj and got em all in on turn to hit a straight on the river. He now has 170 approx.

Michael Angelos has about 115k.

Blinds 1000/2000

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Lisa marie has 1k left ;( sorry Tighty.

She lost a massive pot before with a7 on a 7 hi board, other player had 10s. She went down to 20k then, just pushed the last 20 in with AJ called by local player Iqbal Patel with A8, he hit the 8.

Click to see full-size image.

[Mitch]

Caroline, can u send that Brazilian massage bird up to the cash games if u see she is free :-)

tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyvvvvvvvvmmmmmmm

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Lisa marie out. No women players left now, although I have my doubts about Carl Mccarthy.

42 players left, av stack 77k.



Dan Charlton has just mistaken me for his mum.

He spilt his pepsi on his chips and asked me if i could get him a cloth.

I wiped his chips, his ass and then wiped the floor with him.

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Caroline, can u send that Brazilian massage bird up to the cash games if u see she is free :-)

tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyvvvvvvvvmmmmmmm

Her name is carolynne and she may be available, but she's certainly not free.

Sorry Mitch can see from here she is currently looking after marc Goodwin but will tell her to shimmy on over afterwards

[Dewi_cool]

great work Caroline, update on Istabraq please

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Sam Welbourne, Sean keenan and Carl Mccarthy all OUT.

carl Mccarthy raised with AJ, called by Peter McAdam with AK.

Flop came 9 high all spades, Carl had the ace of spades, Pete the .

pete bet out 13k Carl went all in for about 80k total.. Peter called, no one improved and his Ace King won.

Carl outside burning his Motorhead tshirt.

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Lisa marie out. No women players left now, although I have my doubts about Carl Mccarthy.

42 players left, av stack 77k.



Dan Charlton has just mistaken me for his mum.

He spilt his pepsi on his chips and asked me if i could get him a cloth.

I wiped his chips, his ass and then wiped the floor with him.

haha, brilliant

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Hi Dewi Andy Wright has about 145k.

[Dewi_cool]

Hi Dewi Andy Wright has about 145k.

tx gl Andy

[Mitch]

Caroline, can u send that Brazilian massage bird up to the cash games if u see she is free :-)

tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyvvvvvvvvmmmmmmm

Her name is carolynne and she may be available, but she's certainly not free.

Sorry Mitch can see from here she is currently looking after marc Goodwin but will tell her to shimmy on over afterwards

Thanks.

Do you also have her;
- surname
- address
- email
- phone number
- link to any photos on the Internet.

Research obv.

[EvilPie]

Caroline, can u send that Brazilian massage bird up to the cash games if u see she is free :-)

tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyvvvvvvvvmmmmmmm

Her name is carolynne and she may be available, but she's certainly not free.

Sorry Mitch can see from here she is currently looking after marc Goodwin but will tell her to shimmy on over afterwards

Thanks.

Do you also have her;
- surname
- address
- email
- phone number
- link to any photos on the Internet.

Research obv.

Do your own dirty work you massive coward!!

You might want to start with the word "hello".

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Alex Lindup and Ron lawrton just gone.

36 players left, av chips 89,400.

short stack Kim Torsvik just doubled up off Charlie Denton, Kim had 99 Charlie AQ, he didnt hit and the held up.