in a attempt to improve my storie telling prowess,before somone feels compelled to take drastic action i will put my jokes here and reply to any enquires that are posted here....incidently chompy my cement mixer is called barrelley a bit like darel only with the letters brley and not with the letter d
on a seperate matter i would like the panels thoughts on the following ...just a few days ago i was watching a flop at the poker game i had already passed my hand for the ante and the flop came down kh
as i looked on to see what the first players action would be i heard the dealer announce the flop kh
and nothing else im thinking where the hell did i see the
anyway no betting kerching next card
hmmmm mentioned it to player beside me who looked suitabley pressed,....still more recentley at a break in a comp i said to nick the judge whats your favourite card ad he says,i spread the deck slide them about and turn over the ad kerching....okay not conclusive proof iknow but just think in the sixties the CIA and KGB set up multi million dollar resurch fascilitys into ESP TELECANESIS ETC and here we are many hours at a time under all sorts of conditions looking at the back of cards and wondering what is the next card going to be ...surley if a ability that we dont fulley understand by which a person could know information without seeing it exists with the ammount of hours poker players play it may occur if the person has the ability and the conditions are right....im not suggesting any such descendents of alliens or anything but stranger things could be closer to the truth.......if you look at any of the pros on tv do they have any alien like features ,they may not actualey know why they have such good reads on other players,but it could be ET powers ,especialily the long tall gangley ones that have a inate understanding of computers and numbers ,odds,percentages ect and feel the need to dress in a almost uniform way possibley a throw back to there heritage when they first collonised the earth in there stripey space suits....,,,all i can say is keep watching the skys you never know...also if anyone knows a way to get goverment funding to pursue this as yet un resurched dimension of science which could clearley benifit mankind i will put my self forward for it ...entrey to about 100 world class poker comps should be a reasonable test selection...
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