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« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2011, 01:38:47 AM »

ok clare you draw a picture of a every day object put it in your pocket ,i will try to draw the same when im at luton and see you,
this dose not constitute taking you to the pictures
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« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2011, 09:34:40 AM »

After V+TA this is my new fav diary

 goldstar goldstar goldstar goldstar goldstar   

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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2011, 09:27:50 PM »

most computers dont have anything appearing automaticaly on there screens unless the user is watching porn
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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2011, 09:39:13 PM »

very random Tom. what has led to you posting this musing?  my concern is that there won't be anyone reading this thread that will know what it's like to use a computer under the required control conditions to see if you are correct.
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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2011, 09:49:28 PM »

monday gone 9pm at home scratching bollox instead of playing poker clearley my telacanesis powers to make all my poker chums who dont know my phone number, phone me up and say not playing tonight tom , come on in ill treat you ,needs fine tuneing.....as a idea when i do get out of this rut im in and get some poker money on my hip ,im up for hireing a mini bus getting about ten luton regs and going to dtd for one of there 100 pound or 300 pound events, all booking into a cheap bb and supporting each other at the game ...costs shared..
to spice it up a bit we could hang a banner along the side of the minibus saying EDL works outing ,as we leave luton ,not telling chompy and giveing him a window seat.





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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2011, 09:52:28 PM »

This diary just keeps on delivering...bravo
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2011, 02:27:49 AM »

what the f""" do you mean this diary keeps delivering ,you irellavant scraping of the arse end of a used condom ...do you think im your bitch or summit , like your own personal pizza deliery boy ,or some poor shoe shine boy from the bad old days in america when i walked shoulder to shoulder with the good doctor king and he did his speach I HAVE A DREAM which he plaugerised of me when we had a few too many sherberts one night and i told him about a dream i had about a blinding poker game  where all coloured chips could play together and they woudnt be judged by there colour but by the value of there content...is that it yea...im just here to amuse you...to keep you smileing while you wait for next 1 dollar sit and go ....you make me sick ,people like you should have a blacksmiths anvil tied to a piece of rope with four possible ropes leading from it one of which is tied to your balls then the anvil is ballanced on the edge of a tower block with bird seed on one end cometh the pidgeion to eat seed of drops anvil rope spins out and you wont know if your balls are popping of oit without you until the rope finishes spinning out,that will wipe the smile of your face ....in fact i have  been sick im going to put it in the fridge ,invite you around for tea then when i say look there out the window isnt that phil ivy being rodgered by twenty dwarfs in order to win a propersition bet and you look out the window ...ill put it in your tea.....
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2011, 02:33:36 AM »

on the other hand if your a excentric millionaire do you like your newspapers with a ironed crease or without,sir
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2011, 04:26:09 AM »

what the f""" do you mean this diary keeps delivering ,you irellavant scraping of the arse end of a used condom ...do you think im your bitch or summit , like your own personal pizza deliery boy ,or some poor shoe shine boy from the bad old days in america when i walked shoulder to shoulder with the good doctor king and he did his speach I HAVE A DREAM which he plaugerised of me when we had a few too many sherberts one night and i told him about a dream i had about a blinding poker game  where all coloured chips could play together and they woudnt be judged by there colour but by the value of there content...is that it yea...im just here to amuse you...to keep you smileing while you wait for next 1 dollar sit and go ....you make me sick ,people like you should have a blacksmiths anvil tied to a piece of rope with four possible ropes leading from it one of which is tied to your balls then the anvil is ballanced on the edge of a tower block with bird seed on one end cometh the pidgeion to eat seed of drops anvil rope spins out and you wont know if your balls are popping of oit without you until the rope finishes spinning out,that will wipe the smile of your face ....in fact i have  been sick im going to put it in the fridge ,invite you around for tea then when i say look there out the window isnt that phil ivy being rodgered by twenty dwarfs in order to win a propersition bet and you look out the window ...ill put it in your tea.....

If carlsberg did putdowns....

Being abused shouldnt be this amusing

Sorry but u raised a smile..i can only apologise
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2011, 11:53:42 AM »

a diary not worth writeing uunless someone wants to steal from it or rip it up..........im onley just getting started.....should be barred by march
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2011, 01:02:05 PM »

Amazing stuff..like a 21st century Oscar Wilde
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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2011, 12:14:45 PM »

This diary makes me smile.
Well played Thomas
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2011, 02:02:05 PM »

why no more updates?
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2011, 06:47:15 PM »

why no more updates?
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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2011, 08:55:15 PM »

just phoned luton g to ask if any blondettes where within hailing distance to buy me into comp so that i get the extra early bird chips and was told by callum its three card irish  only  four runners so far ,pub latter then innit.
i think i will have to cut back on my donations to the staff tip box at luton ,i can only assume they have too much money as when i promised one of the dealers that if i won a seat into the 550 quid  deepstack i would give him a chance to win 30 quid for tip box with a cost you nothing propersition bet ,so comes the time were both there i state the rules ,three trys who can throw a polersterine cup thurerest and have it land standing up ....he sizes it up ,he holds the cup out , he dithers ,he dothers ,he then says he wants me to go first.....now let me think about that......im giveing him a chance to win 30 quid if he can toss a cup in a patticler way , it cant lose him any money and he wants me to show him how first.....i declined his kind offer to go first where upon he announces ...he wont bother trying and as he reckons i must have a plan that he cant win.....so of he walks..
durrr posivitive mental attitude rules ,not...must have too much in tip box and wont lower himself to actualey engageing brain to get more.....next prop bet will be for waitresses i think.
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