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« Reply #465 on: November 06, 2018, 06:04:38 PM »

can you ask mr mug to email me please ironsidepoker AT gmail DOT com
from the email linked to his account
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« Reply #466 on: November 06, 2018, 06:05:23 PM »

or message me on  facebook

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« Reply #467 on: November 07, 2018, 11:19:57 AM »

Tom,

I've changed your password and sent it to you on your email address that you sent me the pictures on. (hotmail)

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« Reply #468 on: November 09, 2018, 08:23:13 PM »

Thanks all for your help.
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« Reply #469 on: November 10, 2018, 09:24:58 AM »

Turn your caps lock back on Bernard, that'll be it.
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« Reply #470 on: December 09, 2018, 05:25:52 PM »

HI ALL THANKS FOR THE NEW PASS WORD VINNIE , BLOODY FIRM I WORK FOR HAS BLOCKED ALL POKER AND GAMBLING LINKS ON MY COMPANY LAP TOP .....BOLLO .....WHAT A WASTE FOR THE POKER ALUMINATE ....
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« Reply #471 on: January 01, 2019, 10:57:04 AM »

hi and thank o vinnie for the new new password....i onl have to look at a computer and it malfntions ,cant be an thing im doing must be those people that keep phonein me up from microsoft after all the times i have had them remove malware from my computer and all....

so whats new whats good in the solar system known as planet tom ...well i got a 4th place in the victoria xmas hamper worth 4701 so its a bit like one of those computer games where the players shoots the golden whatever and gets loads more bullets so they can continue playing....nice.....for me.   what was particley pleasing for me was that one of the self opiniated toss pots from luton g had had verbals with me at the day one game when he had a stack of chips to gloat over and i had jack all chips then i bust out had to re enter and ended up back on his table for more verbals , then i stayed as he made all the same moves that got him the chips and lost them ......nice....so now for a new year of poker toda at 2.00pm there is a 20k gt 150 plus 20 to enter at the luton g ...20 juice seems a bit high but themn i expect they will have a buffett or at least offer to bu everey one in the card room a drink....uncle fester can have the credit as his own idea of generosety , and i can attest that glavana always finds the wine that little bit sweeter and the glass that little bit fuller and the waitress that little bit flirty when some one else is paying ....compansates for his play ability by truley looking at life thru rosay colloured glasses.....dont change glavana i need all the players i can find that make me look good especialy as the flounce is as rare as a picture of the queen picking her nose....and bang goses me obe.
SO PLAN OF ACTION
LOSE SOME WEIGHT AS OPPOSSED TO FINDING ALL THE WEIGHT THAT OTHER PEOPLE LOSE.
WIN ENOUTH MONEY IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF 2019 TO GET A LAND ROVER DISCOVERY .
PLAY COMPS WITH ENTRY IN THE 100 TO 300 RANGE
GET A NEW KEY BOARD FOR MY OLD STACK COMPUTER THA HAS ALL THE LETTERS WORKING ALL THE TIME.
so not too much of a up hill climb really so without frther ado im off to pret amonger for a skinn latte and nibles....nice.....price a bit high but im worth it....

whatsthefifferancebetween2018and2019noneouarestillreadingthisandwonderingwhoisthebiggerfoolmeforwriteingitoryouforreadingit.

GOOD LUCK IN 2019 YO ALL.....
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« Reply #472 on: January 06, 2019, 12:07:53 PM »

so my little chuckle burps im on plan for 2019 so far ....got a cheeky 1500 from luton g last friday....several old blondetes where there lucky allan ,slipping in late in the comp as he has no need to play all the hours to get his stack to a good size, ....gavin who seemed to have bought his auntie with him as there was a clear and present uncany likineness in hair styles between him and the lady to his right,the only way you could tellm them apart for sure was when she raised most all passed...phil the ex hospital worker turned poker stalker...o and the tall gangly fella with a fetish for jumpers /tops with blue circler ring stripes,can only assume that his nanny wore one at a vital moment of his manly developement...and the ship sails on ....due to a lack of dealers there are players waiting to get a seat in the first hour so the price pool probly could have been 2000 higher if they had enouth dealers ut hey im not there to tell them how to run a sucessful business that could grow and grow until it becomes the number one venue for poker in a 50 mile radius....but i do think some one should.

a amusing exit by me from the game was this old girl who must keep her local hair salon well busy with the londe hair colourings ,she seems to think some one is actualey interested in her knowledge of poker as she dishes it out liberaly wheather you are wanting or not....any way matey goes all in 50k i call with ace jack she goes all in for 130k so 80k more to me which will leave me 50k.......i hum and har then tell her kings dont always win yo know....then i call her matey has ace queen im ace jack she of the blonde rinse has kings ....ace on turn shes out and we stay in ....then the mini melt down....you do the maths lady ....not in a 1000 years will it occr to her to flat the 50k all in then when there is no ace on the first three cards of the flop bet her 80k at me and i have to fold and she loses the minium to the other ace.....no just how can he call ,he must have known i had a monster,yak atty yak yak ....

so its pound shop for treats for my feeders and on to luton g for 4.00pm and the 100 pound game with k gt ......to save time i will blog it know ...i get 4th for 855....not quiet ali predicting what round for the knock out but it will have to do...

in poker you hae to decide do yo want to be a winner a whiner or a winer....reminds me glaana was missing rom the afore mentioned blondete reunion maybe the loveble old 60s rellick will stumble in mumble some words od lifes wisdom and bumble on out at 4.00pm

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« Reply #473 on: January 06, 2019, 01:14:07 PM »

Good shout about the matching haircuts Bernard, it really was uncanny. Congrats on the win and finding the caps lock.

Watching her hissy fit after getting her kings cracked was comedy.
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« Reply #474 on: January 09, 2019, 11:42:44 PM »

jst got in from luton g ....they had a special where in the cash games they give the highwst hand a 250 pound price i had hweard about this on tuesday night when donna was telling all the regulars so ptting up the minium of 30 pounds i set out to get my free money.....i will just say that again free money in a casino.......to start with there were only two tables so thats one of the 18 up for the price ...g man took a early lead with a king high flush which he then improved to a full house of 888 10 10 with just maybe 20 mins to go a player beside him almost made a bigger full house to clinch the pricez , g man to his credit took it in good form and we all play on ....again g man makes a full house to have it beaten by a bigger full house as one of the most popular players in luton ...nay hertfordshire......well his own mind anyway took the secound pricez ....to be fair he did b uy his table a round of drinks  and promptley ponced a couple of slices of pizza from his neighbour with g man having a pint of lager clearley realising that it may be the only thing hes getting from the free money pricez money ....the winner whent on to win the next price as well with maybe 5 tables of cash poker players trying for it.....so what a brilliant idea and promotion for the cash players , i shall certainley be bending donnas ear as to when is the next simalar event.......well done luton g.
defo pound shop sweats a coming your way.......
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« Reply #475 on: January 14, 2019, 11:52:46 PM »

PLAN YOUR ACTION ACTION YOUR PLAN....
THE vic deep stack is a coming and im a going get a few quid in that and use it in the gukpt 1000 event ,maybe impress dina....not raj thou as she is impressed by a kit kat .....must remember to not blog after 4 pints of london pride......
whydidthehedgehogcrosstheroadtoseehisflatmate...
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« Reply #476 on: January 20, 2019, 10:22:21 AM »

so got in from the vic deep stack last night head hit pillow by 1.00pm ,180 pounds with lps , and im thru to day two at 2.00pm today so i shallk be on m1 at 12.00pm thru the tatty parts of london where the eragled flit fronm door to door pass the obligratley pile of carboard on the pavement then into maida vale and the posh bit.......
so whats wrong with that ......i only have 77.5 k when the average is 170k again im the poor relative and can expect to be bitch slapped from pillar to post until i win my first all in and then i can breathe and pass a few hands.....really getting pissed of with the no chips diet .......first is some 27k odd and secound is 18k odd .....ok lots of times i have gone into a final with a large stack only to get card less and wasted and it follows that the opposite can happen ....it only takes a grain of sand to stop the most powerful machine......just once i want to be the powerful machine.....

ok bitching over i shall do my best im of up town to pret coffee and pama ham french stick and bag of crisps ,wish me luck or that i trip over my shadow if i win i shall buy the luton g card room a round of drinks next time im there .....on a quiet night mind and after 2.00pm when the hoards have thinned.....
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