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« Reply #60 on: June 19, 2011, 12:33:20 AM »

Drivers that use the closed lane right to the last cone before nipping pushing the way into the correct lane.




People who are happy to sit in a lane of stationary traffic when there is a perfectly good and empty lane available for anyone to use for half a mile, but then moan when someone else uses it.
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« Reply #61 on: June 19, 2011, 02:20:35 AM »

People that just sit in the middle lane of motorways for no reason.

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« Reply #62 on: June 19, 2011, 02:21:51 AM »

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« Reply #63 on: June 19, 2011, 03:52:22 AM »

Anything about public information and the ott way the government try to get the message across to us seemingly dumb as fuck citizens

1. The pictures of various devastating illnesses on cigarette packets. Disgusting blackened lungs and that dude with the weird moustache and the big lump on this throat. The crazy messages in bold letters like SMOKE ONE AND YOU MOTHER DIES. It really stresses me out and forces me to have a ciggie just to calm down.

2. That advert about cutting your speed with the creepy little dead girl appearing under the desk, in the street, always getting in the guy's face and whispering. Really creeps me out and clearly torments the poor driver terribly. I imagine he could go on to suffer some kind of mental illness with her mithering him all the while.

3. The advert about not hitting bikers. Now you see him. Now you don't. Now you see him. Now you don't. Like every typical biker the fecker is clearly weaving all over the road and deserves to be mowed down like the bastard he is.

In fact anybody who works in the public sector.

Oh yeah and mums in the supermarket who scream at their kids to "GET HERE NOW"
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« Reply #64 on: June 19, 2011, 04:25:06 AM »

People saying 'you do know that's a disabled parking space don't you' 

People that sit at a table with headphones on then every fucking time it's their turn take one out and say 'what's happened?, how much?, did someone raise?'



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« Reply #65 on: June 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM »

Getting home at 4:40 and the fking light comes through gap in the curtains and the bloody birds are chirping merrily away.

Pass me my shotgun dear.
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« Reply #66 on: June 19, 2011, 07:33:46 AM »

Drivers that use the closed lane right to the last cone before nipping pushing the way into the correct lane.




People who are happy to sit in a lane of stationary traffic when there is a perfectly good and empty lane available for anyone to use for half a mile, but then moan when someone else uses it.

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and those same people who because they consider it to be pushing in try and block the other person from getting in front of them. RTFM people, the highway code tells you to use this lane and then to take it in turns fitering into the correct lane. jams would be a lot shorter if people drove properly
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« Reply #67 on: June 19, 2011, 08:45:03 AM »

The people who shake their head  waiting to turn left at a round in the left lane that is a mile long when I drive past at 30 mph in the right hand lane indicating right then go right round the roundabout to turn left.

People who don't read a paper or book whilst having a dump. Do these people not know how much time they will spend sat on the bog. Use it constructivly to educate yourself
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« Reply #68 on: June 19, 2011, 08:54:21 AM »

People who drive at 23 miles per hour in a 30 zone.

People who don't say 'thank you' when you say 'bless you'.

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« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2011, 09:18:20 AM »

Loads of things piss me off, though my biggest by far and can put me in a mood for a day..... holding a door open for someone and they do not acknowledge you once they have walked past. URGH HELLO, DO YOU THINK MY JOB IS THAT OF A DOOR OPENER, GTFO and DIE!
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« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2011, 09:44:09 AM »

The people who shake their head  waiting to turn left at a round in the left lane that is a mile long when I drive past at 30 mph in the right hand lane indicating right then go right round the roundabout to turn left.

People who don't read a paper or book whilst having a dump. Do these people not know how much time they will spend sat on the bog. Use it constructivly to educate yourself
Is thatthe round about going to tescos in scunny near the esso garage

If yes I do this all the time also
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« Reply #71 on: June 19, 2011, 10:14:27 AM »

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« Reply #72 on: June 19, 2011, 10:17:59 AM »

can we start a new topic of things that make you happy Ive just read this and you lot depress me
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« Reply #73 on: June 19, 2011, 11:14:12 AM »

can we start a new topic of things that make you happy Ive just read this and you lot depress me

good idea.  i'll do it.
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« Reply #74 on: June 19, 2011, 11:27:49 AM »

can we start a new topic of things that make you happy Ive just read this and you lot depress me

Happy people
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