Things that piss you off!

[nirvana]

Though the conversation has strayed somewhat I do hate the 'Sir' thing at the poker table. Way too 'I've been to vegas' for me

'Nice hand' - oh man, so senseless i want to crack anyone in the face that says it

[Tal]

People that knock the table when someone wins a hand? What is that all about?

Tapping the table, when someone wins a non-showdown pot, is often the best way to get them to show you their cards.
It's almost as if they feel compelled to return the gesture.

So true. People want you to celebrate with them. It's part of the human condition to seek acceptance and what better environment than a friendly community over a game of cards. "Look what I did! I found two good cards and made them better!"

[RED-DOG]

Though the conversation has strayed somewhat I do hate the 'Sir' thing at the poker table. Way too 'I've been to vegas' for me

'Nice hand' - oh man, so senseless i want to crack anyone in the face that says it

An old bloke said good morning to me today, so I kicked him in the bollocks.

That'll teach him.

[Geo the Sarge]

Though the conversation has strayed somewhat I do hate the 'Sir' thing at the poker table. Way too 'I've been to vegas' for me

'Nice hand' - oh man, so senseless i want to crack anyone in the face that says it

An old bloke said good morning to me today, so I kicked him in the bollocks.

That'll teach him.

 

[nirvana]

Though the conversation has strayed somewhat I do hate the 'Sir' thing at the poker table. Way too 'I've been to vegas' for me

'Nice hand' - oh man, so senseless i want to crack anyone in the face that says it

An old bloke said good morning to me today, so I kicked him in the bollocks.

That'll teach him.

lol in fact pmsl, fwiw my post was entirely sensible and your's is so risible. I find it so enervating having to deal with this kind of shiz in my life.

[gatso]

Though the conversation has strayed somewhat I do hate the 'Sir' thing at the poker table. Way too 'I've been to vegas' for me

'Nice hand' - oh man, so senseless i want to crack anyone in the face that says it

An old bloke said good morning to me today, so I kicked him in the bollocks.

That'll teach him.

he wants to think himself lucky he didn't call you sir. god knows what you would've done to him

[bobAlike]

When you get back to your parked car and some bastard has scratched it.

[paulhouk03]

When you get back to your parked car and some bastard has scratched it.

u dont have much car luck do u

[bobAlike]

When you get back to your parked car and some bastard has scratched it.

u dont have much car luck do u

Nope, lol, but at least this one hasn't been stolen yet.

[DeeLah]

People who think that the Black country is part of Birmingham.

+1

People who jump right in front of the bus doors after I have been standing there for 10 minutes! (usually in the rain)
Bus drivers who see me running then wait till I am 6 feet away from the doors and pull away.
Cycle lanes and cyclists who shout at me to get out of them - Even after I helped pay for the things in the first place, when I owned a car.
The fact that I sold my car because I was soooo close to work then had to move further away!!
Wolverhampton Wanderers (HAHAHAHAHA)
Foreign owners of our football teams who have no clue what they own mean so much to those involved with them.
Poker players who handle chips after having their fingers in their ears, mouth, nose etc
Poker players pulling moodies, when they know the f***ing rules, because they think the dealer is weak (I saw ya!)
People with no manners - THEY COST NOTHING FFS!!
The state this country is in.
The fact that people think we live in a democracy.
Finding out you have run out of toilet paper AFTER the event...
People in casinos who, when involved in a dispute, say "I pay your wages"
People who walk around with their jeans around their knees - I don't want to see your underwear, REALLY!
The bloke down the pub (or at work) who has always done something one better than you. You won £250 on a scratch card so he has won £5000. You went deep sea fishing for 4 hours so he hired a boat for a week and caught a great white - you get the picture.
Not being able to play the tourneys I want

I am sure there are more but I am winding myself up thinking about it so off for a smoke to calm down.

Oh yeah 1 more - Keep starting smoking again after quitting. Grrrrrrr

[ManuelsMum]

People who think that the Black country is part of Birmingham.

+1

People who jump right in front of the bus doors after I have been standing there for 10 minutes! (usually in the rain)
Bus drivers who see me running then wait till I am 6 feet away from the doors and pull away.
Cycle lanes and cyclists who shout at me to get out of them - Even after I helped pay for the things in the first place, when I owned a car.
The fact that I sold my car because I was soooo close to work then had to move further away!!
Wolverhampton Wanderers (HAHAHAHAHA)
Foreign owners of our football teams who have no clue what they own mean so much to those involved with them.
Poker players who handle chips after having their fingers in their ears, mouth, nose etc
Poker players pulling moodies, when they know the f***ing rules, because they think the dealer is weak (I saw ya!)
People with no manners - THEY COST NOTHING FFS!!
The state this country is in.
The fact that people think we live in a democracy.
Finding out you have run out of toilet paper AFTER the event...
People in casinos who, when involved in a dispute, say "I pay your wages"
People who walk around with their jeans around their knees - I don't want to see your underwear, REALLY!
The bloke down the pub (or at work) who has always done something one better than you. You won £250 on a scratch card so he has won £5000. You went deep sea fishing for 4 hours so he hired a boat for a week and caught a great white - you get the picture.
Not being able to play the tourneys I want

I am sure there are more but I am winding myself up thinking about it so off for a smoke to calm down.

Oh yeah 1 more - Keep starting smoking again after quitting. Grrrrrrr

+1



Bad Post Office staff. Jesus. I just paid like half my life savings to send two small packets. I'm sorry for turning up 10 mins before you close with my two packets. Allow me to depart and let you return to reading your newspaper in peace. For half the price a courier would have come to my door, picked it up, got a signature at delivery, and not played football with it.

[superwomble]

Getting to the end of an ad break whilst watching a TV programme, and then remembering I'm watching on Sky+ 

[Acidmouse]

Moving to new house and the neighbours are stuck up *****. I feel like I am the only person in the area walking for bus it seems

Waiting 10 days for my Phone and broadband to be turned on.

The last 4-5 springs on my trampoline to attached that were an absolute twat to fix.

Creaky floorboards that have been left loose for 30 years by the previous owners, I mean wtf fix shit!

[millidonk]

I wouldn't get on a bus if you paid me, let alone walk to one. I wouldn't class myself as remotely stuck up though. I just don't want to be stabbed or get aids. 

[rex008]

The last 4-5 springs on my trampoline to attached that were an absolute twat to fix.

ftw