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« Reply #1005 on: May 10, 2012, 11:47:54 AM »

The last 4-5 springs on my trampoline to attached that were an absolute twat to fix.


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lol yeah my mate down the road lent me it in the end, as i gave up!
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« Reply #1006 on: May 10, 2012, 11:48:45 AM »

I wouldn't get on a bus if you paid me, let alone walk to one. I wouldn't class myself as remotely stuck up though. I just don't want to be stabbed or get aids.  Cheesy

yeah i live in snotty area bus and walk is fine, about as safe as you can be.
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« Reply #1007 on: May 10, 2012, 12:23:19 PM »

Moving to new house and the neighbours are stuck up *****.





My advice. (feel free to ignore it)

Make a huge, (and I mean HUGE) effort to get on with your new neighbours. It's so +EV
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« Reply #1008 on: May 10, 2012, 12:25:36 PM »

Moving to new house and the neighbours are stuck up *****.





My advice. (feel free to ignore it)

Make a huge, (and I mean HUGE) effort to get on with your new neighbours. It's so +EV

Yea I said "Hello" day one..response "hello" and walked away...

Day 3.. "Hello" response "Hello" through strained mouth and walked away lol

I will make an effort but not when it comes to stopping my cats shitting in their garden Smiley
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« Reply #1009 on: May 10, 2012, 12:28:44 PM »

Getting to the end of an ad break whilst watching a TV programme, and then remembering I'm watching on Sky+ 

pretty much wins the thread. there can't be anything more annoying
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« Reply #1010 on: May 10, 2012, 12:55:54 PM »

When waiting at a petrol station and the car in front stops at the first pump instead of waiting 20 seconds for the car at the second pump to drive off, precedes to fill his car up and then spends 10 minutes deciding which Ginsters pasty to fill his fat fucking face with.
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« Reply #1011 on: May 10, 2012, 03:38:02 PM »

Getting to the end of an ad break whilst watching a TV programme, and then remembering I'm watching on Sky+ 

pretty much wins the thread. there can't be anything more annoying

Going to fast forward adverts and then realising you're watching live.
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« Reply #1012 on: May 10, 2012, 03:44:27 PM »

When waiting at a petrol station and the car in front stops at the first pump instead of waiting 20 seconds for the car at the second pump to drive off, precedes to fill his car up and then spends 10 minutes deciding which Ginsters pasty to fill his fat fucking face with.

Not as tilting as standing at the pump forever waiting for the old dear in the garage to flick the switch so i can start filling which has happened twice a week for the last 13months to me. Its the only garage where i can get Nectar points though!
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« Reply #1013 on: May 10, 2012, 03:59:58 PM »

When waiting at a petrol station and the car in front stops at the first pump instead of waiting 20 seconds for the car at the second pump to drive off, precedes to fill his car up and then spends 10 minutes deciding which Ginsters pasty to fill his fat fucking face with.

Not as tilting as standing at the pump forever waiting for the old dear in the garage to flick the switch so i can start filling which has happened twice a week for the last 13months to me. Its the only garage where i can get Nectar points though!

Lol, are you the pasty man?
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« Reply #1014 on: May 11, 2012, 05:08:36 PM »

We're 70 pages in. May I safely assume someone has said "table-slammers". I mean specifically in poker. If they do it in Homebase, it is just weird.
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« Reply #1015 on: May 12, 2012, 03:18:00 PM »

People who record gigs on their phones, they're watching that shit back all the time i reckon.
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« Reply #1016 on: May 12, 2012, 06:29:58 PM »

Driving a friend's battered golf today because my car is in the garage. I pull into the petrol station to fill up and say thanks for the loan etc but the pump I'm using doesn't work. I stand there for a bit waiting for the attendant or whatever they're called to press the button, but nothing. Then I look up and the dude is holding a big sign saying 'Please Pay First'. What is this? I mean what is this?? Fair enough the car is a bit on the ropey side but I'm clearly a man of class you cheeky fucker Smiley
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« Reply #1017 on: May 12, 2012, 09:53:43 PM »

Driving a friend's battered golf today because my car is in the garage. I pull into the petrol station to fill up and say thanks for the loan etc but the pump I'm using doesn't work. I stand there for a bit waiting for the attendant or whatever they're called to press the button, but nothing. Then I look up and the dude is holding a big sign saying 'Please Pay First'. What is this? I mean what is this?? Fair enough the car is a bit on the ropey side but I'm clearly a man of class you cheeky fucker Smiley

Looks like you've been discriminated against. It's a good job they don't work for the UK border force.
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« Reply #1018 on: May 12, 2012, 10:08:13 PM »

People who record gigs on their phones, they're watching that shit back all the time i reckon.

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« Reply #1019 on: May 13, 2012, 02:38:15 AM »

Drivers who don't indicate on roundabouts.

Are we supposed to be clairvoyants as to where they are going?
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