Aussie millions

[pleno1]

win dat six max yo

[claypole]

Sad facebook update from the pretty one.....slowrolled by a granny, where he said if she wasnt so harmless he might of reacted in such a way as to get banned from Crown....

Middy and Moorman deep I think

[AlexMartin]

Belated 6m trip report. Well tahnking you kindly for all you gullible idiot investors. hahahahahah, i love writing after a dinner party where i spent 1/2 the night looking up a rockets skirt. Still srunk. Well fkit, here goes. If suuuuuperrrrrrlim can do the highstakes, ill keep grinding the mids. I came to aus with $10kaus, not 10k dubai, not 10k cody (trades for 1.3- i got stories, but i'll never tell) or even 2.2 (dempsey- how far can a homo pilot get in poker------------> very). Fk im drunk and im still the boss of blog. Ok, so i get an exceptionally sort table. Some youngish guy who i know from DC (fish,pm non-fish, manyana); an older, erratic gentleman and a middle-aged mofo who looked like hank from californication. brb smok.

ok, so the table is the nuts'; affluent guys to my right, 2 abso-sharks to my left. I found out in the first break that one was a cardrunners (but- tbh, they are all shite) and one was part of a competitor coaching team. hahahahahah.

10k starting, but these fkers dont know iv logged 3 mil hands at 1K+ of 6m. (Iv lost 250k- but they dont know this, right- joke,.....i only lost 40 k but won 250K @ 400+~no degen reynolds. anyway fk this im drunk and im gonna name drop. JOE mofo hachem drops in as a late reg on my right. He says a i look cool (ball till u falll). I buy 2 shots of sambuca and a bottle of water. He rejects both. Pussy. I need lil dave or dabai. I beat this wsop champ with the ugly stick for 9 orbits, he 4b jams  A3s v QQ bvb and gets there (fkit, he's cool- gl to the rick mofo) and basically coffin the kid. Then this hand. SO... I open J9s co (ave 15- @circa 40- blinds sb20/bb30). Sb (fishy watermelon peels, bb (tilted- ridic rich fish)

guys, im smashed, we are at a dinner party with this ridic bird called nicky. I wasnt even gonna write this ( see below) gtg. u know im not shy of a chat and im more honest than the pope. love all you blondes (more women needed). <3


guys, i had so much bs going on out here im gonna offer over on the next 2 gukpt's i play. not gonna talk about it anymore but suffice to say my debt payback/loan/staking record is impeccable. Im gonna give all the stakers in this, their % in the next 2 gukpts i play, booked. thats a 25% freeroll because of the current bs rumour going around. Never have/never been.

 Aus is a fantastic city and i got a bit caught up in the good times. Doubling your investmentment in softer fields should see fair recompense. If any stakee just wants $, pm me. Over and out; damn aussie fillets need frying (they dont even take a full 5 each side :p)



love, alex x x

[titaniumbean]

jesus. rofl much

[outragous76]

Belated 6m trip report. Well tahnking you kindly for all you gullible idiot investors. hahahahahah, i love writing after a dinner party where i spent 1/2 the night looking up a rockets skirt. Still srunk. Well fkit, here goes. If suuuuuperrrrrrlim can do the highstakes, ill keep grinding the mids. I came to aus with $10kaus, not 10k dubai, not 10k cody (trades for 1.3- i got stories, but i'll never tell) or even 2.2 (dempsey- how far can a homo pilot get in poker------------> very). Fk im drunk and im still the boss of blog. Ok, so i get an exceptionally sort table. Some youngish guy who i know from DC (fish,pm non-fish, manyana); an older, erratic gentleman and a middle-aged mofo who looked like hank from californication. brb smok.

ok, so the table is the nuts'; affluent guys to my right, 2 abso-sharks to my left. I found out in the first break that one was a cardrunners (but- tbh, they are all shite) and one was part of a competitor coaching team. hahahahahah.

10k starting, but these fkers dont know iv logged 3 mil hands at 1K+ of 6m. (Iv lost 250k- but they dont know this, right- joke,.....i only lost 40 k but won 250K @ 400+~no degen reynolds. anyway fk this im drunk and im gonna name drop. JOE mofo hachem drops in as a late reg on my right. He says a i look cool (ball till u falll). I buy 2 shots of sambuca and a bottle of water. He rejects both. Pussy. I need lil dave or dabai. I beat this wsop champ with the ugly stick for 9 orbits, he 4b jams  A3s v QQ bvb and gets there (fkit, he's cool- gl to the rick mofo) and basically coffin the kid. Then this hand. SO... I open J9s co (ave 15- @circa 40- blinds sb20/bb30). Sb (fishy watermelon peels, bb (tilted- ridic rich fish)

guys, im smashed, we are at a dinner party with this ridic bird called nicky. I wasnt even gonna write this ( see below) gtg. u know im not shy of a chat and im more honest than the pope. love all you blondes (more women needed). <3


guys, i had so much bs going on out here im gonna offer over on the next 2 gukpt's i play. not gonna talk about it anymore but suffice to say my debt payback/loan/staking record is impeccable. Im gonna give all the stakers in this, their % in the next 2 gukpts i play, booked. thats a 25% freeroll because of the current bs rumour going around. Never have/never been.

 Aus is a fantastic city and i got a bit caught up in the good times. Doubling your investmentment in softer fields should see fair recompense. If any stakee just wants $, pm me. Over and out; damn aussie fillets need frying (they dont even take a full 5 each side :p)



love, alex x x

Quoted ;0p

[celtic]

Belated 6m trip report. Well tahnking you kindly for all you gullible idiot investors. hahahahahah, i love writing after a dinner party where i spent 1/2 the night looking up a rockets skirt. Still srunk. Well fkit, here goes. If suuuuuperrrrrrlim can do the highstakes, ill keep grinding the mids. I came to aus with $10kaus, not 10k dubai, not 10k cody (trades for 1.3- i got stories, but i'll never tell) or even 2.2 (dempsey- how far can a homo pilot get in poker------------> very). Fk im drunk and im still the boss of blog. Ok, so i get an exceptionally sort table. Some youngish guy who i know from DC (fish,pm non-fish, manyana); an older, erratic gentleman and a middle-aged mofo who looked like hank from californication. brb smok.

ok, so the table is the nuts'; affluent guys to my right, 2 abso-sharks to my left. I found out in the first break that one was a cardrunners (but- tbh, they are all shite) and one was part of a competitor coaching team. hahahahahah.

10k starting, but these fkers dont know iv logged 3 mil hands at 1K+ of 6m. (Iv lost 250k- but they dont know this, right- joke,.....i only lost 40 k but won 250K @ 400+~no degen reynolds. anyway fk this im drunk and im gonna name drop. JOE mofo hachem drops in as a late reg on my right. He says a i look cool (ball till u falll). I buy 2 shots of sambuca and a bottle of water. He rejects both. Pussy. I need lil dave or dabai. I beat this wsop champ with the ugly stick for 9 orbits, he 4b jams  A3s v QQ bvb and gets there (fkit, he's cool- gl to the rick mofo) and basically coffin the kid. Then this hand. SO... I open J9s co (ave 15- @circa 40- blinds sb20/bb30). Sb (fishy watermelon peels, bb (tilted- ridic rich fish)

guys, im smashed, we are at a dinner party with this ridic bird called nicky. I wasnt even gonna write this ( see below) gtg. u know im not shy of a chat and im more honest than the pope. love all you blondes (more women needed). <3


guys, i had so much bs going on out here im gonna offer over on the next 2 gukpt's i play. not gonna talk about it anymore but suffice to say my debt payback/loan/staking record is impeccable. Im gonna give all the stakers in this, their % in the next 2 gukpts i play, booked. thats a 25% freeroll because of the current bs rumour going around. Never have/never been.

 Aus is a fantastic city and i got a bit caught up in the good times. Doubling your investmentment in softer fields should see fair recompense. If any stakee just wants $, pm me. Over and out; damn aussie fillets need frying (they dont even take a full 5 each side :p)



love, alex x x

I miss you. Come back soon x

[AlexMartin]

roght, im smashedrrfd, i got some lovely lady nexct to me. ill spaewk to u vincenzo in the next week. sorry for not playin all events guys, i assure youu alls itgt was not mhy intenoutousn x x x x x  xxxx  x xxx  x hahah that whoollyy flushy guy is deece iu reckon x x x xx x  ( but i heart middy more))

[celtic]

roght, im smashedrrfd, i got some lovely lady nexct to me. ill spaewk to u vincenzo in the next week. sorry for not playin all events guys, i assure youu alls itgt was not mhy intenoutousn x x x x x  xxxx  x xxx  x hahah that whoollyy flushy guy is deece iu reckon x x x xx x  ( but i heart middy more))

FFS China Mug has hacked Alex's account

[pleno1]

id may £600 or whatever i paid just for the trip reports mate. still lots of love on my side x

[AndrewT]

id may £600 or whatever i paid just for the trip reports mate. still lots of love on my side x

Yeah - any time Alex spends playing poker is time that could be better spent drinking and writing.

[DMorgan]

<3

[mondatoo]

Fishy watermelon, 

AlexMartin is the boss at drunken posts.

[Longy]

Amazing.

Alex Martin + Tourney Reports + Alcohol= The most winning combination ever.

[Marky147]

Hahahaha

[JK]

Would have bought a piece purely for that TR had I been quick enough. Absolute hero