The Mission I have accepted, God help me!!!!

[londonpokergirl]

I have to train 4 poker virgins to play a beginners £5 rebuy poker tournament down Gutshot tomorrow night

Holy ****.  I have 5 hours to train them and will be teaching them all I can in the time allowed.   
It will be on Richard & Judy from Wednesday 5pm onwards

This is not the way I normally train people    but hey a challenge is a challenge and one of my trainees came 4th in the blond bash so hey doing something right

Anyways enjoy,  lets hope it works

vodkavamp  mel xx

[TightEnd]

This is not the way I normally train people

First, ask for large vodka

Second, ask for can of red bull

Third, apply lipstick

Fourth, drink vodka red bull

Fifth, repeat stages 1-4 25 times

Sixth, call every raise, go back to bar quickly

That's the way normally huh?

[londonpokergirl]

lol  only when I play you

[paddyjim]

Now then Mel my old buddy...

Firstly I came 3rd, not 4th

Secondly when I did ask you for some lessons some time ago you said it would cost me 10% of my lifetime winnings - an offer I declined 

But if you want to take all the credit, just go right ahead 

[TightEnd]

Oh, so it was Mel's training behind your move all in with on Trumpers' Big Blind then?

explains it all....

[NoflopsHomer]

Oh, so it was Mel's training behind your move all in with on Trumpers' Big Blind then?

explains it all....

Worked for Kezza against DC

[Royal Flush]

Kezza alos destroyed me HU later in the hotel!! It was a sad moment in my life.

[lazaroonie]

Aye,

lesson one - wait until big Laz puts in a raise of 2500 with a decent hand, then reraise him all in, and then watch him squirm....

If you can teach them to play with cojones like that, then they will go far.


so - did you have the goods ?

[londonpokergirl]

Well its being aired tonight on Richard & Judy show tonight,  my poker virgins after 2.5 hours training and not 5 hours training  highest placed finished 37th out of 123 runners, which is not too bad considering they had never played poker in their lifetime.  I'm quite proud of the girls.

Anyways watch it tonight 5pm on Channel 4

[ruthless1]

How did it go last nite?

[ruthless1]

Welldone will be watching

[Ginger]

Well done Mel, 37th for 1st timer in the Gutshot is not bad at all !! 

[SKIPPYSKIP]

I be watching cant wait

[Graham C]

The Missus loves Richard and Judy - I expect it will be on when I get home

(excuse for me to watch it really)

[bundle]

Now then Mel my old buddy...


Secondly when I did ask you for some lessons some time ago you said it would cost me 10% of my lifetime winnings - an offer I declined 

Your Joking Right ?