An Ape and a notebook, how long will it take?

[cambridgealex]

why are u making plans to go to strip clubs when your gona be FT'ing Stoke? donk..

Bad prep if not drinking/playing 6am before restarting though


lol at all of the post, its all a favourite but "owe me $50 for disruption caused" was a good one

+1 brilliant. were you serious JB?

[millidonk]

John Black - Public enemy number 1.

Last night I went to DTD, for a joke I said I had forgotten my wallet with my card in, they asked for my name and I replied with " John Mfkin Black" the woman looks at the screen, looks back at me, then back at the screen again, her hand slowly slides under the desk, all of a sudden sirens are going off, lights are flashing, the automatic doors are no longer automatic, Sinclair drops through the ceiling snarling like a Rottweiler, soon after his entrance everything went dark and that's all I can remember before waking up in this dungeon surrounded by half chewed poker chips, hoodies and headphones. I only have 11% battery remaining and am on a 92 streak on draw something, so gotta go. Send help.

[RED-DOG]

Just out of curiosity JB, how would you feel if you found out that Mrs C was going to see male strippers?

[JustinSayne]

Just out of curiosity JB, how would you feel if you found out that Mrs C was going to see male strippers?

Jealous

[Eso Kral]

Just out of curiosity JB, how would you feel if you found out that Mrs C was going to see male strippers?

Jealous

Inferior

[jgcblack]

Just out of curiosity JB, how would you feel if you found out that Mrs C was going to see male strippers?

Jealous

Inferior

Both but would like to think I would be ok with it.

Hard to tell obv, but I also dont want to be something im not, or pretend I am and lie like a lot of guys do.

I like boobies and pretty ladies.. Even if some of them aren't so pretty close up.

Oh and C reads this so feel free to put your condolences, sympathies etc here for her.

[RED-DOG]

Just out of curiosity JB, how would you feel if you found out that Mrs C was going to see male strippers?

Jealous

Inferior

I lolled.

[Skippy]

Is this a good point to point out that the strip club in Stoke is called STI, which is also what you can get when you go there?

[Leatherman]

Is this a good point to point out that the strip club in Stoke is called STI, which is also what you can get when you go there?

wtf you can catch STI at these places, ive been missing out. fml

[smashedagain]

Is this a good point to point out that the strip club in Stoke is called STI, which is also what you can get when you go there?

wtf you can catch STI at these places, ive been missing out. fml

Lol. It's a myth. You try to catch one and end up getting slapped n thrown out

[jgcblack]

Is this a good point to point out that the strip club in Stoke is called STI, which is also what you can get when you go there?

wtf you can catch STI at these places, ive been missing out. fml

Lol. It's a myth. You try to catch one and end up getting slapped n thrown out

True story... In the UK.

[Mark_Porter]

John

Have my blonde virginity - I am a self confessed lover of this diary.

 The best explanation I've come up with so far is that 'they' get 100% of my attention for a few minutes... but that she gets 80% of my attention 80% of the time...

Had to comment, please tell me you didn't actually say this?! Must be the nut worst thing you could have said IMO.

Keep posting.

[cambridgealex]

I thought he meant that the strippers give you 100% of their attention whereas you (C) only give me 80%. Quite a good argument I thought, wish I'd thought of that one.
Zomg if its the other way round!

[edgascoigne]

Very best of luck today in Stoke, John.

[Eso Kral]

Very best of luck today in Stoke, John.

^^^^