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« Reply #2520 on: January 05, 2013, 01:09:22 AM »

nothing even 45% AA&ANB
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« Reply #2521 on: January 05, 2013, 05:08:02 PM »

been up and doing some grownup stuff today.

After an visit to the cinema last night to see The Hobbit with some tennis pals, we decided to play a LOTR drinking game with FOTR.
turns out there are rules and everything.
So I popped into Morrisons, picked up 12x Carlsburg and we're off!

You have to drink if the following occurs:-
    Everyone must have one drink whenever..
    1. There's a close-up of the ring
    2. Someone draws a sword
    3. Someone speaks in elvish (the language of Mordor counts)
    4. Merry and/or Pippin do/say something stupid
    5. There's a gay look/line/implication between Frodo and Sam
    6. Legolas says something poetic or looks off into the distance
    7. Gandalf says something wise/mysterious
    8. Someone speaks about the Strength of Men or Aragorn's bloodline/future.
    9. Out of respect, when a character of importance passes away - SKULL.
    10. Whenever Legolas does something kick-arse (can be judged by the participants)
    11. Whenever Frodo falls over.
    12. Whenever there is an Elf vs. Dwarf moment.
    13. At the "Share the Load" moment in the last movie, the person with the least alcohol in their drinking vessel
    14. Whenever Smeagol/Gollum says "precious"
must skull that of the person with the most.

    And this is for the diehard fans;
    If you say a line in time with the movies (correctly) you may allocate 3 drinks.
    HOWEVER, if you don't get the line right, say one wrong word etc, you must take 3 drinks.

    The first player to pass out/vomit should be made to walk around a heavily populated area dressed as either a hobbit, an elf or Gandalf.
    The last one standing/conscious/not vomitting is.. THE LORD OF THE RING.


Well, with my messed up sleep cycle I felt tired before we started.
Add 4 cans in 30 mins... And well I didn't make it out of the shire.

We've agreed to do it again properly with a big group on a weekend sometime.


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Anyway, then up today, nice n early because of the early sleep, I pick up my bro from mums.  He is still hanging from his night out, and we head over to get some super hero outfits for tonights assault on the Milton Keynes nightlife.

And onto the grown up stuff.  Put some money in the bank, head over to my god daughters party for her 1st birthday, its really good to see her and her parents... They moved to Cyprus 6 months ago on an RAF posting....

Great to see everyone, all the family, grandparents.. Friends and everyone's babies...

Turns out the two girls who didn't have babies at the wedding last year now have.  I felt a little baby-light... Smiley

Does remind me that even though I 'feel' like I want to have a family.. I have so much to do first.


Time for a nap before 'The Stig' goes out to do some damage.

Pics will follow.
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« Reply #2522 on: January 05, 2013, 05:10:37 PM »

Leicester players going Northampton aspers tonight.
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« Reply #2523 on: January 05, 2013, 05:23:34 PM »

Leicester players going Northampton aspers tonight.

You going?
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« Reply #2524 on: January 05, 2013, 05:42:43 PM »

I'm at dtd
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« Reply #2525 on: January 05, 2013, 05:58:07 PM »

Leicester players going Northampton aspers tonight.

You going?

Hope they have a good game.. think all the northampton 'regs' are at DTD.. just casino Hit n Runners left.
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« Reply #2526 on: January 05, 2013, 06:53:35 PM »

I'm at dtd

Realised like 5 seconds after I posted 
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« Reply #2527 on: January 05, 2013, 08:19:37 PM »

Enjoy....

We're on the way, a few Carlsbergs down and a lot more to go!

I thought the Stig looked a little more complimentary in the shop, nvm


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« Reply #2528 on: January 05, 2013, 08:25:35 PM »

Lol
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« Reply #2529 on: January 05, 2013, 08:43:38 PM »

The first thing said to me...

"Who are you? The Stig's American cousin..?"

Horrible ****'s.
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« Reply #2530 on: January 05, 2013, 09:18:02 PM »

Just had it pointed out....


The Stig doesn't talk.








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« Reply #2531 on: January 06, 2013, 04:26:06 PM »

Did my best to stick to the no talking rule.. Lasted most of the night

Had an awkward moment when everyone else had a drink, n no one had asked me or got me one.

So I just say down in protest, eventually got one and instantly had it 'bumped' out of my hand all over the floor, at which point the bouncer comes over and has a word. Sighhhh

Had a cracking night though, didn't take anywhere hear enough pics.. But the Stig is definitely a winning outfit.

Got hit on by a pretty hot girl because I have 'amazing eyes' which was fun. Then proceeded to have a 30min conversation through the notepad on my phone. Awkward much.

We rocked the dancefloor pretty hard, with Buzz being a hero like he always is!  The guy has a very standup, public figure type job, and yet he parties harder than the rest of us put together.  When we went out as 'old people' last year, he was a fully dressed up old lady (he's 6ft7 or something silly) complete with face makeup and inflatable zimmer frame.

eventually I got bored of our 'usual' hangout and wanted to head to the refurbished Oceana which is now called Wunderland.

Its pretty much the same place, new lick of paint.

But bumped into an old aquaintance, a friend of my old housemate from a few years ago.  They used to work in a bar together, and i've always been in relationships so the subject of her being a little hot, had never come up.
It did last night.

So may well say hi when I get back, but im currently pulling up to the Virgin lounge at Heathrow.

Time for some nice treatment.

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« Reply #2532 on: January 06, 2013, 06:27:41 PM »

Did my best to stick to the no talking rule.. Lasted most of the night

Had an awkward moment when everyone else had a drink, n no one had asked me or got me one.

So I just say down in protest, eventually got one and instantly had it 'bumped' out of my hand all over the floor, at which point the bouncer comes over and has a word. Sighhhh

Had a cracking night though, didn't take anywhere hear enough pics.. But the Stig is definitely a winning outfit.

Got hit on by a pretty hot girl because I have 'amazing eyes' which was fun. Then proceeded to have a 30min conversation through the notepad on my phone. Awkward much.

We rocked the dancefloor pretty hard, with Buzz being a hero like he always is!  The guy has a very standup, public figure type job, and yet he parties harder than the rest of us put together.  When we went out as 'old people' last year, he was a fully dressed up old lady (he's 6ft7 or something silly) complete with face makeup and inflatable zimmer frame.

eventually I got bored of our 'usual' hangout and wanted to head to the refurbished Oceana which is now called Wunderland.

Its pretty much the same place, new lick of paint.

But bumped into an old aquaintance, a friend of my old housemate from a few years ago.  They used to work in a bar together, and i've always been in relationships so the subject of her being a little hot, had never come up.
It did last night.

So may well say hi when I get back, but im currently pulling up to the Virgin lounge at Heathrow.

Time for some nice treatment.

Cheesy

You not think you maybe could have spoken to her, seeing as you're not actually a character on a TV programme and merely someone just dressed as him?

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« Reply #2533 on: January 06, 2013, 06:30:20 PM »

commitment to the character innit...
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« Reply #2534 on: January 06, 2013, 06:31:30 PM »

commitment to the character innit...

commitment to not getting laid innit...
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