An Ape and a notebook, how long will it take?

[jgcblack]

Met up the mistriman and had some munch..

Turns out the hippo has a sick promotion where they do a card draw for the entire poker room and the top 4 cards win 24 hours of free rake!!!

Errrr, boom.

So im back to my seat, lose a small pot with Aheart vs 55 on 522hh

And as I type this, I have the nuts on a funky board where my backdoor flush is completely concealed.
Some guy who earlier came to the table to watch before playing and ended up shouting at the cleaner because he was stood on the hoover cable and she asked him to move pls.

Well he donked, chk, chk so I just mashed the double pot button... He tank folded.

[jgcblack]

Im not sure if its a blessing or a curse but I faded the promotion by one card, coming 5th out of the 22 with a J that was 2nd until card 17 and then an AK and Q put me out of it in the last 5 cards!

#firstsworldproblems

[LonOhRay]

I'm coming for you Johnathon

[jgcblack]

I'm coming for you Johnathon

Im tilting the guy on my left who came with 100 a couple of hours ago, blinded down then doubled vs me with the 55.. But I pretty much haven't shut up talking shit (for a change) the entire time.  Talking about life, love, hobbies, careers, past careers, retirement, food and other relevant stuff.

Poor guy is blowing inside but I've been nothing but pleasant the entire time so he's feeling bad for being angry... Lol

Just had a nice hold with 89hh vs KQ on J108r vs a nice dealer man fom the vic.

Sucks that im busting up the nice people and they're being replaced by grumpy, angry older guys who sit with minimum and wait to limp/raise JJ+/ AK.

Meh... Grindingggg!!!

[jgcblack]

Obv I get fish under fished vs mistriman.

He raise/calls Q3ss oop,

FLOP
9XXss

Check, check,

TURN
X
Check, bet 25, call.

RIVER
Xs

He leads 65 and I flat.

Boom! Lose 100 in a 3bp with a 10high flush on a paired board... Wiiiiii...

[tight4better]

Live pro now? what have I missed in the last 2 pages?!

[jgcblack]

Live pro now? what have I missed in the last 2 pages?!

In London town for a few days, so figured id have a bash at live games.

Nice to run good.

Poor guy gets KO'd by the mistri-black one two multirace combo hands!

Sunny stacks a guy where he makes a good bet/ call on a flushing river with rivered top two.

Next hand the guy reloads for 250 and I open 16 into his straddle with Ac4c.

I intend to put max pressure on him on any favorable board and flop a Fd on J92.

I check raise with the intention of snapping a shove, figuring he will see it as fos and ship uber light.

He has 99 and we turn a 3o

But river the club to  nut up.

[jgcblack]

its good that I put hands on here sometimes..

To remind myself that even though I ran bad a little, I've had some nice holds in small to medium pots today.

And a get there for 500.

Other than that, there has been only one mini-spew where I played 74o aggy on A58cc by cbet/ 3bt the American Peter.  He called then donked turn with 10s on a 7. I flashed the and claimed 78cc for a monster fold.
he then tells me he made amisread and took off with 1010. Wtf!?!?

Meh..

Anyways, got a corona to reward today's solid grind.

keep it goooooooooing.

Also, where is dreenie?

[dreenie]

Also, where is dreenie?

Dreenie's in the poker hospital u nutter!

GOOD LUCK

[jgcblack]

Also, where is dreenie?

Dreenie's in the poker hospital u nutter!

GOOD LUCK

Come Vic for a beer, dont bring any monies...

[dreenie]

Also, where is dreenie?

Dreenie's in the poker hospital u nutter!

GOOD LUCK

Come Vic for a beer, dont bring any monies...

You are funny, there is no money to bring dw haha - Dreenie is not well, got flu

[jgcblack]

Also, where is dreenie?

Dreenie's in the poker hospital u nutter!

GOOD LUCK

Come Vic for a beer, dont bring any monies...

You are funny, there is no money to bring dw haha - Dreenie is not well, got flu

No rubs intended..

Just want to meet someone called Adrianna..

Oh and im getting sloshed, which doesn't happen often.

Playing 1/1 to chill with a mate, but he's looking sad n not enjoying life.

Want to give him a hug.

[jgcblack]

To be honest and fair..

I bought in for 2k Sunday and cashed out 1112.

Yesterday I was in for 650 and cashed out 1920.

Today in the Vic and on the coronas. I dusted off 300, 100 in pre flop raises, folds and losing Kx vs J10 on Kxx 10 10.

But the last two hundred when I decided to have 'fun' bluff shoving with on J5xsss.

I not only got slowrolled, but the nasty little man (read 20yr old earphone wearer) pretended like he had no idea.

#withclassbro

First time I've payer drunk, first time I thought about doing something 'fun'.

[ ] was fun.

[NoCardDSC]

JCB, surely you have heard of my past experiences of getting smashed at the table, it never ends to well.

Sounds like you've had a decent weekend so far, keep it up sannnn!

[jgcblack]

JCB, surely you have heard of my past experiences of getting smashed at the table, it never ends to well.

Sounds like you've had a decent weekend so far, keep it up sannnn!

Your Ireland stories are so legendary I still tell them to this day, and I wasn't even there.

On top of all of the above, I've been half on the toilet, half on my knees in front of it and half shivering all night through food poisoning.

Been a long time since I've had it, and never in the UK I think.

Feeling so rough, coronas apparently come back up green... If I wasn't crunching my stomach so hard to give birth I would have been admiring it.  I know what it was, and lucky for L'honore he didn't have it too. He was 50/50 tween salad and steak.
Obv had Ribeye like Nirvana, think it was medium rare.

So ill call the casino today and warn them, gl in that call. "so sir, you poisoned me..", "what was your membership number sir??"



Currently lying in bed with a hoodie on, chart show on le tv and some going flat coke on the side.

live grind likely to be abandoned??? No way, im a m***af**** herroooooooooo!