Tips for Tikay

[bobby1]

Can there be a worse team to be sweating each week than Watford Tony?

It's like being fondled by Edward Scissorhands for an entire season.

[pleno1]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

[arbboy]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

Pretty sure they would be a fav to beat Derby 07/08.

[mulhuzz]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

Pretty sure they would be a fav to beat Derby 07/08.

I think he means worst Newcastle team.

They aren't even that. We were far, far, far, worse the year we went down.

[TightEnd]

Can there be a worse team to be sweating each week than Watford Tony?

It's like being fondled by Edward Scissorhands for an entire season.

hilarious, really made me chuckle having had to write them up every week!

its going to the 46th game!

[pleno1]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

Pretty sure they would be a fav to beat Derby 07/08.

I think he means worst Newcastle team.

They aren't even that. We were far, far, far, worse the year we went down.

no way, have you compared the results? asides from a game where we played vs 9 men we have scored 14 goals at home all season. Weve been beaten 3-0 or worse about 5-6 times at home this season.

Points weve gained have been incredibly lucky. Fortunate to play against a v bad Man United side and win 1-0, fortunate to beat Spurs away when they had something like 25 shots on target, etc etc etc.

Carroll, Obafemi Martins, Enrique, Nolan, Owen, Bassong, Milner, Colocini, Beye, Butt, Joey Barton

theres no way they are "way, way worse" than Gosling, Williamson, Dummett, Cisse, De Jong et al.

I think weve won something like 4-5 games since the start of 2012 when Cabaye hasnt been in the team.

Im not sure who was in that Derby team that Arrboy spoke about but this current crop of talentless invididuals combined with our joke of a manager would push them close im sure.

[Ironside]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

value in poker players turn

you have kings tikay has aces and you both know this

your going to win 1 time in 5

dubai is your bookie and offers you 4-1 on a bet that you win this is honest joe and take the bet or not you have done nothing wrong you will break even in the long run
betvictor is your bookie and offers you 2-1 he is evil man and you would be wrong taking the bet even if you win its a bad bet to take you lose in the long run
ironside is your bookie he is daft and throwing away money offers you 10-1 you put on a max bet even if you lose your a winner in long run

thats is value in poker playing terms

[arbboy]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

Pretty sure they would be a fav to beat Derby 07/08.

I think he means worst Newcastle team.

They aren't even that. We were far, far, far, worse the year we went down.

no way, have you compared the results? asides from a game where we played vs 9 men we have scored 14 goals at home all season. Weve been beaten 3-0 or worse about 5-6 times at home this season.

Points weve gained have been incredibly lucky. Fortunate to play against a v bad Man United side and win 1-0, fortunate to beat Spurs away when they had something like 25 shots on target, etc etc etc.

Carroll, Obafemi Martins, Enrique, Nolan, Owen, Bassong, Milner, Colocini, Beye, Butt, Joey Barton

theres no way they are "way, way worse" than Gosling, Williamson, Dummett, Cisse, De Jong et al.

I think weve won something like 4-5 games since the start of 2012 when Cabaye hasnt been in the team.

Im not sure who was in that Derby team that Arrboy spoke about but this current crop of talentless invididuals combined with our joke of a manager would push them close im sure.

 
Robbie Savage was their highest paid player by a mile way past his best on £40k a week. Paul Jewell the gaffer if i am not mistaken. That's how bad that Derby team was.  I was working in Malta that year and i am sure their only win all season was away at Newcastle.  Not meant as a rub but i am sure i had £1100 on Newcastle at 8/11 in a super soccer shop that went off 8/13 on betfair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007%E2%80%9308_Premier_League

[BigAdz]

N1 Pleno, just checked results.

Its not all about the stats mate. Keep giving us your thoughts.

[Doobs]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

Pretty sure they would be a fav to beat Derby 07/08.

I think he means worst Newcastle team.

They aren't even that. We were far, far, far, worse the year we went down.

no way, have you compared the results? asides from a game where we played vs 9 men we have scored 14 goals at home all season. Weve been beaten 3-0 or worse about 5-6 times at home this season.

Points weve gained have been incredibly lucky. Fortunate to play against a v bad Man United side and win 1-0, fortunate to beat Spurs away when they had something like 25 shots on target, etc etc etc.

Carroll, Obafemi Martins, Enrique, Nolan, Owen, Bassong, Milner, Colocini, Beye, Butt, Joey Barton

theres no way they are "way, way worse" than Gosling, Williamson, Dummett, Cisse, De Jong et al.

I think weve won something like 4-5 games since the start of 2012 when Cabaye hasnt been in the team.

Im not sure who was in that Derby team that Arrboy spoke about but this current crop of talentless invididuals combined with our joke of a manager would push them close im sure.

It wasn't that long ago you were tipping them to win the league.  They are in 9th, well clear of last.   Admittedly they clearly got tonked today, but the reality must be somewhere between world beaters and worst in the premiership?  Even today the stats don't really suggest 0-4 was about right.  I haven't seen the game, but if you looked at possession, shots, corners etc you wouldn't be guessing 0-4. 

Any thoughts on The Posh, they are the same, best in the league one week, Sunday Leaguers the next.  Walsall the same last year, probably something to do with the way the teams set themselves up in the first half of the season vs the second?

[nirvana]

.... and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

You have an amazing work ethic..I'll give you that

[bobby1]

Can there be a worse team to be sweating each week than Watford Tony?

It's like being fondled by Edward Scissorhands for an entire season.

hilarious, really made me chuckle having had to write them up every week!

its going to the 46th game!

They do seem to concede a lot of late goals and take the lead in games they fail to win, v frustrating.

[arbboy]

http://www.oddschecker.com/greyhounds/ante-post/scottish-greyhound-derby/winner

There has been a key non runner in one of the scottish derby semis tonight.  

Suggest betting £30 Hold em spy 11/2 and  £10 Tarbrook Taetoe 16/1 both with paddy power to win the event.  365 the only firm awake to what's going on.  Most firms are fast asleep still dealing with the GN and havent adjusted their prices.

[TightEnd]

http://www.oddschecker.com/greyhounds/ante-post/scottish-greyhound-derby/winner

There has been a key non runner in one of the scottish derby semis tonight.  

Suggest betting £30 Hold em spy 11/2 and  £10 Tarbrook Taetoe 16/1 both with paddy power to win the event.  365 the only firm awake to what's going on.  Most firms are fast asleep still dealing with the GN and havent adjusted their prices.

restricted to about 25% of stake but on anyway

 Win
Single: Tarbrook Taetoe @ 16/1
1 line at £2.68 per line
Total stake for this bet: £2.68
Potential returns: £45.56
No: O/23146337/0000459

Win
Single: Holdem Spy @ 11/2
1 line at £7.64 per line
Total stake for this bet: £7.64
Potential returns: £49.66
No: O/23146337/0000460

BETS PLACED

[pleno1]

Seriously this Newcastle team is the worst team there has ever been in the premiership (this current line up and performances) not sure I'm happy or not that I bottled betting an insane amount on man united to win. I was pretty close to doing it but bottled it with the Rooney exclusion. It would have been 20x bigger than any bet I'd ever made but perhaps too stupid and degen.

Seriously though would just lay newcastle in every upcoming match. We have basically no players who need to impress for the old cup, were guaranteed safety and we have a lot of injuries.

I feel abit stupid when I post here as I really can't say what value is or isn't because I just don't get it, so apologies on that but I don't post very often and it's usually always about Newcastle that I spend probably 3-5 hours a week "studying"

Pretty sure they would be a fav to beat Derby 07/08.

I think he means worst Newcastle team.

They aren't even that. We were far, far, far, worse the year we went down.

no way, have you compared the results? asides from a game where we played vs 9 men we have scored 14 goals at home all season. Weve been beaten 3-0 or worse about 5-6 times at home this season.

Points weve gained have been incredibly lucky. Fortunate to play against a v bad Man United side and win 1-0, fortunate to beat Spurs away when they had something like 25 shots on target, etc etc etc.

Carroll, Obafemi Martins, Enrique, Nolan, Owen, Bassong, Milner, Colocini, Beye, Butt, Joey Barton

theres no way they are "way, way worse" than Gosling, Williamson, Dummett, Cisse, De Jong et al.

I think weve won something like 4-5 games since the start of 2012 when Cabaye hasnt been in the team.

Im not sure who was in that Derby team that Arrboy spoke about but this current crop of talentless invididuals combined with our joke of a manager would push them close im sure.

It wasn't that long ago you were tipping them to win the league.  They are in 9th, well clear of last.   Admittedly they clearly got tonked today, but the reality must be somewhere between world beaters and worst in the premiership?  Even today the stats don't really suggest 0-4 was about right.  I haven't seen the game, but if you looked at possession, shots, corners etc you wouldn't be guessing 0-4. 

it just shows how much of a shit manager pardew is.

we had HBA who at the time created more chances than any other player in the premiership and looked certain to start for France in the world cup. He now gets 15 minutes a week for us.

we had Cabaye who was the in form attacking central midfielder in the premiership scoring and creating tonnes of goals. Our manager-chairman sold and didnt replace him.

we had remy who had a hugely impressive record be made to look v average.

we had cisse who was previously the most prolific striker in the league go on the follow... 270 minutes without a PL goal  (ending a 350 minute run since the last one and 1,209 minutes since the one before).

we had one of the most talented full backs in the premiership replaced by probably the worst left back in the premiership, Dummett.

Our second most creative player, Marveux didnt get on the bench for the first 25 games of the season and gets 5 mins maximum now after supplying our major goal threat last year.

players like sissoko and gouffran who initially impressed now look worse than ordinary.

our captain continually speaks about wanting to leave.

our goalkepper who was previously the best or most in form in the league doesnt seem interested anymore.

Pardew has sapped out the energy of our squad, made awful team and tactical decisions. We were in a position where we could have pushed on for the top 5 with a very cohesive and attacking team. Instead we sold our best player, dropped our other good players, played Shola Ameobi almost every game with long ball tactics and had our manager not allowed to be in the stadium.

Last week he came out and said he is unable to motivate the players at the moment.

He has allowed this to happen this season

Man City 4-0 Newcastle
Swansea 3-0 Newcastle
Newcastle 0-3 Sunderland
Chelsea 3-0 Newcastle
Newcastle 0-4 Tottenham
Newcastle 0-4 Man U
Newcastle 0-3 Everton
Southampton 4-0 Newcastle


completely losing the dressing room.