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« on: March 13, 2012, 02:43:06 PM »

On my things to do list from my wife today is go to the Doctors. She has highlighted 2 things that need sorting out.

1. Snoring- Over the passed couple of years it has got worse and worse. It is that loud that she is having trouble getting to sleep before me and she claims that i often stop breathing for long periods (in before anyone says not long enough).

2. Taking a dump- Everytime i eat anything i need to go for a dump within about ten minutes and sometimes half way through a meal.  This has been the case for about 5 years since i returned from a visit ti a mate in the Gambia. Me being me i just assumed it was  a neat party trick.

Would anyone else be overly concerned?
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 02:45:45 PM »

Lol Herbie. 
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 02:59:55 PM »

A finger in the bum will probably cure both of them.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 03:05:03 PM »

A finger in the bum will probably cure both of them.
Sounds like a staking thread is required!
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 03:39:55 PM »

Just go ffs and it's ridiculous not to go for any problem however embarrassing it may seem if it's causing concern.

Neither of those problems seem to be anything that I can see any reason to be wary of asking about anyway so I don't get it?

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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 03:58:13 PM »

A finger in the bum will probably cure both of them.
Sounds like a staking thread is required!

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 04:22:48 PM »

how does your snoring mean she is having trouble getting to sleep before you? do you snore whilst awake?
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 04:50:42 PM »

A finger in the bum will probably cure both of them.
Yeah that's one of my concerns as well as the possibility of a video camera.
Will end up going coz the wife says I have to
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 04:55:42 PM »

how does your snoring mean she is having trouble getting to sleep before you? do you snore whilst awake?
Explained it a bit wrong. She likes to read a book in bed so if I fall asleep before her then the problems start. Tried going to bed an hour after her but I like to end the day with a bit of a cuddle so now I will watch skygo with my headphones on or do blonde whilst she spoons me
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 05:10:12 PM »

how does your snoring mean she is having trouble getting to sleep before you? do you snore whilst awake?
Explained it a bit wrong. She likes to read a book in bed so if I fall asleep before her then the problems start. Tried going to bed an hour after her but I like to end the day with a bit of a cuddle so now I will watch skygo with my headphones on or do blonde whilst she spoons me

But not if you're eating in bed Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 05:10:56 PM »

Buy a bigger house with spare room and ensuite + incontinence pads.
Or just go to the docs you muppet.
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 05:36:19 PM »

Buy a bigger house with spare room and ensuite + incontinence pads.
Or just go to the docs you muppet.
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2012, 05:38:41 PM »

I have the same problem with snoring, most nights i sleep downstairs and go up when shes solid asleep.

The other issue, if its going str8 through you the food runny u should see doc, might be the same thing that a certain man utd footballer got just milder version.
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2012, 05:44:14 PM »

I'd only be concerned if you started doing both at the same time.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 06:00:39 PM »

I have the same problem with snoring, most nights i sleep downstairs and go up when shes solid asleep.

The other issue, if its going str8 through you the food runny u should see doc, might be the same thing that a certain man utd footballer got just milder version.
Yeah did not want to post about the runny but it is.  Seems so stupid leaving it for years but it never bothered me.
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